Tag Archives: viral video

The Oreo Separator Machine Will Either Make You Cheer Or Cry

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Let's Get That Creme Outta There!

Motivated by his extreme dislike of the center of an Oreo cookie, physicist David Neevel built  a robot-like machine that separates the cookie from the creme. Neevel slaved away for .04 years on The Oreo Separator Machine (OSM), which uses scraps of wood, metal and floss to rid the chocolatey cookie halves of their creme. (BUT THAT’S THE BEST PART!)

“I don’t have a catchphrase for my machine but if I did have one I guess it could be something like ‘Let’s Get That Creme Outta There,’ or like, ‘This Creme’s No Good Get it Off the Cookie,’ or something,” said Neevel.

I can’t argue that this machine is genius. I just wish it did the opposite thing. TEAM CREME! Please save all the discarded Oreo creme for me, David! And can you invent something similar for cupcakes? I only like the frosting. [Hyper Vocal]

Watch This: Anne Hathaway Sings The “Girl Meets World” Theme Song

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"When this girl meets world..."

Anne Hathaway has been everywhere lately, breathlessly accepting All The Awards for her portrayal of doomed prostitute Fantine in “Les Miserables.” Would it really be that hard to believe that Anne would leverage all this musical attention into a gig singing Disney show theme songs, in character? That’s the premise of this hilarious video by comedian Samantha Martin, which imagines Anne tearfully belting out the theme song to the eagerly awaited show, “Girl Meets World.” Somebody give this girl an Oscar! [YouTube]

Ermahgerd! An Ermahgerd Book Club (Berk Clerb)!

The Ermahgerd Song
Serg alerhng! Read More »
Ehmahgherd Meme
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Ermahgerd Berks!
Irma Gerd Berks Live from the Merm Clerbhers

Finally, a book club worth joining, where people don’t get all annoying and self-righteous about the reading selections. Irma Gerd Berks (played by Kimmy Gatewood) hosts the Ermahgerd Berks! show in the Merm Clerbhers. This week’s selections include The Curse of Horror Island, The Lion, The Witch & the Wardrobe and There’s A Boy In The Girls’ Bathroom. Ermahgerd! I cern’t wert fer nerxt the nerxt erpiserd! And NO, I’ll never ever stop finding this meme funny. Nerhver! [You Tube]

TV Anchor Gives Sex Tips Disguised As News (NSFWish)

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Oh yeah, that feels good
How to handle those itchy gums

As far as I’m concerned, Global Saskatoon morning news anchor Lisa Dutton brings us double entendre comedy at its finest. Her “tip” about how to soothe a teething child’s itchy gums with the rubber end of a vibrating toothbrush turned into an entirely different kind of tip. It was far more than “good banter.” I think her co-host Kevin Stanfield’s face says it all. How did neither of them bust up laughing? [Deadspin]

Jorge Perez Gonzalez Is A Professional Butt Slapper

Peanut Butter
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Barklemore
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Vegetable Music
This guy plays music with vegetables. Watch »
Buttcussion
Slap 'Em And Lotion 'Em!

Now, this is how you slap an ass. Percussionist Jorge Perez Gonzalez of the band Patex makes beautiful music with female bottoms. Maybe I should be offended, but I find myself rather mesmerized by his skill. And his butt lotioning technique. I prefer Buttcussion to Gangam Style or the Harlem Shake or whatever other dance craze is sweeping the internet this week. [Buzzfeed]

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Plays The Alcordion

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He can drink, sing, and play at the same time!

Dear Ivan Zamotaev,

I’ve always had a thing for men who play accordions, so when you walked onto the “Russia’s Got Talent” stage and debuted your talent–playing a fascinating instrument called an “alcordion”–I was immediately intrigued. And then I found out that the “alcordion” is just an alcoholic accordion, with a bottle of vodka and a glass attached to it so you can pour yourself shots and knock ‘em back without skipping a beat, and I was totally smitten.

Maybe next time you can play me a tune?

xoxo
Winona

[YouTube via Neatorama]

Watch This: Men Find Out What Childbirth Feels Like

Just breathe through it, buddy!

In the latest experiment for their show “Guinea Pigs,” Dutch TV hosts Dennis Storm and Valerio Zeno were hooked up to an electro-simulator that mimics the painful contractions women experience during labor. The video is in Dutch, but around the 7-minute mark, it becomes very clear that agony is a universal language. Apparently the guys underwent two hours of simulated contractions, which is significantly less time than the 6-12 hours (and beyond!) that many women spend in labor. Also? I’d imagine the whole process is a bit less harrowing without the whole “pushing a watermelon-sized human out of your crotch” part. Mothers, give yourselves a pat on the back. You deserve it. [YouTube via Truth Dig]

World, This Is Your New Fish-Themed “Gangam Style” Phenomenon

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"Come on ladies!"

In 2005, I went to grad school in England, and around then, the biggest song on the UK charts was the Crazy Frog ringtone. Not even kidding — a fucking terrible ringtone was the number one track in the country. So it’s no surprise that a song by a British man who refers to himself as £1 Fish Man released a highly successful track called (drumroll) “One Pound Fish.” It is, as you might imagine, rather terrible. But the video does offer a vast array of trouts and salmons for ogling. It has more than eight million views on it so far. And in case the music industry was wondering why it’s been in a horrible death spiral for the last few years — this guy is signed to Warner Music Group. [YouTube]

This Video Of Women Falling In Train Stations Can’t Be Real

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No Way!
Beware the "reverse plank"

As a person who falls down regularly in public, I feel like this video of embarrassing slip-ups in railway stations PSA just can’t be real. I’m sorry, but gravity would not allow a woman to fall upwards on an escalator “reverse plank” style. I know from experience. The others might be real, but are caused by running and drunkenness. But I think we can all agree that even if this video is not real, it’s absolutely ridiculous and you should watch it. [DListed]

This Woman Should Be Interviewed About Everything

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QVC Host Faints On Live TV
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"I know that's not going on TV."

This video clip from a Portland news station begins like any other slightly awkward local news interview, but then, about 12 seconds in, it becomes the the most hilariously awkward local news interview ever, involving tits and the vacuum cleaner man. Just push play, OK? And then you’ll understand why I’m starting a campaign to get this woman her own show. And also bringing her a fruit basket and asking her if she will be the weird aunt I’ve never had. [YouTube via Molls]