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It’s baaaaaack! Everyone’s favorite trashy Monday night TV show, “Bachelor Pad,” is back for its second season. In case you need a refresher, here’s the premise: 18 former contestants on ABC’s “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” series, living in a house together, having their lives taped, to find out what happens when people stop trying to fall in love and instead focus on winning money. Greed! Hookups! Tears! The good, the bad, and the ugly of what happened in the first episode — which was a revoltingly jam-packed three hours — after the jump …
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“It has only been a few days since my surgery and I’m in a ton of pain but the excitement of seeing my new nose soon is keeping me in good spirits … I want my surgery to be looked at as positive reflection of how I feel. If it makes you feel better about yourself, then DO IT.”
—Vienna Girardi talks about getting rhinoplasty on Twitter. Apparently, she let “Entertainment Tonight” film the entire surgery because, you know, she isn’t media hungry. Also, guess which plastic surgeon performed this work? Dr. Franklin Rose, the father of Erica Rose, Vienna’s good friend and a fellow former “Bachelor” contestant. Because if you can’t trust your friend’s plastic surgeon father to chip away at your beak, who can you trust?
After the jump, what Vienna’s boyfriend, “Bachelorette” guarder and protector of hearts Kasey Kahl, thought of his lady getting plastic surgery. Keep reading »
File this love match under “So Wrong, It’s Right.” Vienna Girardi, who won Jake Pavelka‘s heart on “The Bachelor” and then lost him in one of the most explosive televised breakups we’ve ever seen on “After the Final Rose,” has a new man! Krazy Kasey Kahl, who vied for Ali Fedowsky‘s love on “The Bachelorette”! Now, the “Bachelor”/”Bachelorette” pool of contestants is about as incestuous as you can get, so Vienna and Kasey are hardly the first random couple to come out of the hit ABC show, but they are, by far, the most ridiculous. Vienna, for starters, is crazy, though we did totally take her side in the breakup with Jake. But Kasey is truly one of the more embarassingly entertaining contestants ever. Remember how he wouldn’t stop saying he wanted to “guard and protect” Ali’s heart? Remember how it inspired the world’s lamest tattoo on his forearm, and Ali promptly sent him packing? Remember how he warbled a song he dedicated to Ali and Ali was all crinnnnnge? Well, Vienna ain’t cringing at Kasey’s ridiculous tattoo or tone deaf singing, calling Kasey a “wonderful man” on Twitter. Aww, I think it’s sweet these truly crazy kids found each other. [Bumpshack] Keep reading »
Over the weekend, Vienna Girardi hosted Chippendales’ Ultimate Girls Night Out in Las Vegas, dancing on stage with some shirtless beefcakes. This couldn’t be a reaction to the fact that Jake Pavelka just announced he has a new girlfriend, could it? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Further proof that everyone in the entire universe looks a million times better without fake hair fastened to their skulls — Vienna Girardi got a makeover and ditched her extensions in favor of a chic bob. So chic! Who knew? Check out one more photo after the jump… [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Not that I was really on team anyone before, but I’ve watched the Jake and Vienna breakup special. Actually, I watched it twice, once alone and once with Aunt Mildred the body language expert, hoping to gain a new perspective. I always hated Vienna. When I watched her on “The Bachelor,” I thought she was a whiny, immature drama queen. That hasn’t changed. I still think she is. Maybe a little trashy. Maybe a little desperate for attention. Maybe just really young and naïve about the world. I thought I would still hate her on the breakup special. I wanted to. I thought I would side with Jake. Wrong. Like it or not, I’m totally on her team. Keep reading »
“We’ve only been together for six months. How can you get sick of somebody in six months? How do you get sick on somebody in that short of time? Especially in the first month?” [...] How does everything go away in the first month?”
— Vienna Girardi, during last night’s pre-recorded blow-out with ex Jake Pavelka. Let this be a lesson to all you single peeps out there looking for your Mr. or Ms. Right. If your relationship is hard in the first six months, get out. The first six months to a year is the easiest period of a relationship. If you’re already having trouble then, there’s little to no way you’re going to pull off a happy, successful union together. Just cut your losses and move on before you drive each other completely bonkers. Seriously, the number of letters I receive for my “Dear Wendy” column would be cut in half if everyone heeded this advice. Keep reading »
The Frisky enjoyed a three day weekend in celebration of Independence Day, which is why there was no liveblogging of the latest episode of “The Bachelorette”
last night. However, I did watch and had many moments of “ZOMGROBERTO IS ZOMG SO FINE!!!” I watched the subsequent interview with recently split “Bachelor”
couple Jake Pavelka
and Vienna Girardi
with my Great Aunt Mildred*, who happens to be a body language expert**. And my, oh my, did she have some thoughts about Jake and Vienna’s behavior and omissions. Find out her assessment*** of what they had to say — and how they said it — after the jump … Keep reading »
Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi will stop at nothing to
boost ratings for the upcoming “The Bachelor Breakup” special extend their 15 minutes of fame. These two are no longer flying high on the wings of love. In fact, they are looking to make an emergency landing into the pages of Playboy and Playgirl, respectively. We’ll get back to that momentarily; first let’s recap the downward spiral of their fake love affair.
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