Sometimes the internet bestows us with gifts. Strange gifts that make us laugh so hard we cry. Sometimes we don’t even know what’s happening or why, just that it’s happening. It’s not for us to understand, just for us to appreciate. I present you with the doggie music video version of “Ima Read” by Zebra Katz (SNAKATAK Remix). To quote Julie: “This song needed dogs.”
Beware if you are planning to visit the Caribbean island of St. Kitts. There are a species of monkeys that will steal your fruity rum drink with the paper umbrella while you tan. BBC’s “Weird Nature” featured a segment about vervet monkeys, the alchies of the animal kingdom. And I’m kind of obsessed. But unlike us humans, the drunkest monkeys are the most well respected. I challenge you not to enjoy every moment of this video. Especially the part where the wasted monkeys roll around on the picnic table. You are welcome.
If you’re big whores like we are, you’re intimately familiar with the panoply of birth control options out there. The Pill. The patch. The Depo Provera shot. And of course, good old condoms. So we are delighted to hear there is a new option for those of us who are not responsible enough to feed and care for a goldfish, much less a baby: the birth control ninja. This tiny ninja hangs out inside your ladyparts and kicks the ass of any sperm that tries to sully one of your precious eggs. Quick, get yours now before the religious right gets them banned! [YouTube] Keep reading »
- It’s much easier to sleep lying down than with your head propped up, chin-first.
- Snoring is only a permissible bedtime behavior if you’re an adorable Shar-Pei.
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Stinky poop and dollar signs come flying out of Beyoncé‘s baby’s butt in this new Taiwanese animation video about the pop star’s newly announced pregnancy. Let’s be honest, that’s not too far from the truth. [YouTube] Keep reading »
Aww! Remember when you were little and anything your daddy did was automatically hilariously funny? That moment is captured on tape here with one guy fake sneezing for this delightfully giggly baby. Wait until this kid discovers farts! [YouTube via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »