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Where Can I Get A Birth Control Ninja?

If you’re big whores like we are, you’re intimately familiar with the panoply of birth control options out there. The Pill. The patch. The Depo Provera shot. And of course, good old condoms. So we are delighted to hear there is a new option for those of us who are not responsible enough to feed and care for a goldfish, much less a baby: the birth control ninja. This tiny ninja hangs out inside your ladyparts and kicks the ass of any sperm that tries to sully one of your precious eggs. Quick, get yours now before the religious right gets them banned! [YouTube] Keep reading »

Everything You Need To Know About Sleeping Can Be Found In This Snoring Shar-Pei Video

  1. It’s much easier to sleep lying down than with your head propped up, chin-first.
  2. Snoring is only a permissible bedtime behavior if you’re an adorable Shar-Pei.

That is all. [Huffington Post via YouTube] Keep reading »

Bab-eyoncé Already Gets Taiwanese Animation

Stinky poop and dollar signs come flying out of Beyoncé‘s baby’s butt in this new Taiwanese animation video about the pop star’s newly announced pregnancy. Let’s be honest, that’s not too far from the truth. [YouTube] Keep reading »

The Daily Ovulation: Watch A Baby Realize Sneezes Are Funny

Aww! Remember when you were little and anything your daddy did was automatically hilariously funny? That moment is captured on tape here with one guy fake sneezing for this delightfully giggly baby. Wait until this kid discovers farts! [YouTube via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Guess Who’s Auditioning For “Jersey Shore”?

It’s not easy to make a good “Jersey Shore” spoof video because, frankly, they’ve all been done before. So an Ed Hardy hat off to you, Conan O’Brien, for this lovably demented “Jersey Shore” audition tape. [Team Coco] Keep reading »

Behold, A Dramatic Reading Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cookbook

Gwyneth Paltrow‘s annoying new cookbook My Father’s Daughter (subtitle: Combining Enough Nutrients To Qualify As “Food” For The Over-Privileged & Beautiful) did not need a dramatic reading by a beatnik in a beret to sound douchey. (Private cooking lessons with Jamie Oliver! Gazpacho in Spain! Silent meditations in Japan!) Yet this melodramatic send up is, dare I say, perfect. [You Tube via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Happy Birthday, Celine Dion, You Are Amazing!


Happy Birthday to Celine Dion, the greatest singer …. in the world! This is the perfect excuse to post/watch this amazing tribute video, edited together by Rich at FourFour. Keep reading »

If Loving Rats Is Wrong, This Guy Don’t Wanna Be Right


Oh the things you’ll see on the NYC subway! There’s that homeless lady who plays the chicken dance on her plastic recorder, the break dancers who do back flips between stops, and the blind doo wop band that sings “Under the Boardwalk.” All joys to behold. But never have I been so lucky as to step onto a car where I’ve had the privilege of bearing witness as a man engages in “rat play.” So that’s how one shows a pet rat love, by putting it in one’s mouth! I’ve always been curious. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Watch The Situation’s Workout Video Bloopers Reel


Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a beefcake workout video for sale — you knew that was coming — and the bloopers reel is more entertaining than Deena in panties and a cowboy hat. There’s nothing quite as fun as watching “Jersey Shore”‘s biggest ego mess up his lines and get ragged on by the super-hot chick in his exercise video. Maybe he was just hungover? [YouTube] Keep reading »

Old-School Wednesdays: TLC’s On The “Creep”

Your man’s not giving you what you need? Throw on some way over-sized silk pajamas and get yours. At least, that’s what Chilli, T-Boz, and Left Eye recommend. [YouTube] Keep reading »

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