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Baby Elephant Goes Ham Smashing Large Pumpkins, Falls & Can’t Get Up

Baby Elephant Goes Ham On Large Pumpkins, Falls & Can't Get Up
Oh Shit. Cletus Fell Over Again...

Anybody who says they don’t like Halloween is lying. Everybody loves Halloween, including zoo animals. To help get you in the holiday spirit, take a cue from these pumpkin-smashing elephants who classily stomp on them until a younger elephant comes along and just goes totally ham. Kind of like the kid who submerges his entire body in water and thrashes around while bobbing for apples, this elephant smashes the pumpkins and rolls around in them until he knows they’re good and flattened. He’s all like yeahhhh, victory! And then he tries to get up…

Giant Mutant Spider Dog Pulls Off Greatest Scare Prank Ever

Giant Mutant Spider Dog Pulls Off The Greatest Scare Prank Ever
Laugh So Hard You Cry

With Halloween approaching, The Frisky ladies have been trying to figure out what Amelia’s dog Lucca should wear this year — and then we saw this. Sylwester Wardega of Poland decided to dress up his dog as a giant spider, complete with furry, dangling legs, and scare the crap out of random, unsuspecting strangers. The prankster even helped set the scene by decorating the locations of his pranks with large spiderwebs and tangled, cobwebby debris before unleashing “Spider Dog.” He ambushed folks getting onto an elevator, taking a stroll in the park and in an empty corridor, and every reaction gets better and better. Watch and laugh your ass off. [Liberty Voice]

This Prep School Rap Battle Is What A Hogwarts Freestyle Competition Would Be Like

This Prep School Rap Battle Is Like A Hogwarts Freestyle Competition
You Can't Rhyme "Face" With "Face," Bro.

Everything about this is gold.

Some students from the UK went all “8 Mile” on their prep school campus when an impromptu rap battle commenced, reminding the rest of us why we don’t see too many preppy sixteen year olds in the rap game these days. The overall theme of their weak four-line rhymes is definitely sex, and while these kids clearly won’t cut it in the biz, their overreactions are hilarious. They’re jumping up and down, crushing each rapper after every basic joke about sleeping with your mom. One kid even threw his arm crutch. I repeat, he THREW HIS OWN ARM CRUTCH. Basically, this is what I imagine would go down if a rap battle took place at Hogwarts, except Harry would slay that shit.

Normal People Attempt To Get Into Cosmopolitan‘s Craziest Sex Positions

Normal People Attempt To Get Into Cosmopolitan's Sex Positions
NOPE

You know how Cosmopolitan tries to suggest all kinds of cool, new sex positions for us to try, regardless of whether or not they’re likely to cause injury to normal folks? Well, they sent a duo out on the streets of New York City to attempt these positions, and I’ve determined that unless you have a stint in Cirque du Soleil on your resumé, you should probably stick to your generic moves that won’t break any penises off. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing sexy about becoming a naked human wheelbarrow. Watch the video and you be the judge.

Meet The Worst “Price Is Right” Player Ever

Meet The Worst "Price Is Right" Player Ever
You're Doing It Wrong, Corey

This is Corey. Corey has an unrealistic idea of how much things cost, which puts him at a serious disadvantage playing “The Price Is Right.” When the game show contestants were asked to estimate the price of a beautiful, new hammock, Corey’s bid was so outrageous that a fellow competitor turned around and, out of turn, yelled at him. Even Drew Carey laughed in his face. Based on Corey’s bid, I’ve come to the conclusion that a) He has never bought any kind of item in his lifetime, b) He is very, very bad at math, or c) He really values his relaxation. Watch the video to see how much poor Corey thinks hammocks cost these days.

Warning: The man recording this catastrophe was so dumbfounded back that he drops an F-bomb at the end of the video.

Watch Jessica Lange Epically Snub Lea Michele On The Red Carpet

Watch Jessica Lange Epically Snub Lea Michele On The Red Carpet
Awkward Hair Toss...

Hoooomygosh. I knew Jessica Lange was a badass bitch, but this video says it all.

While attending the red carpet premiere for “American Horror Story: Freak Show,” Lea Michele was hamming it up for the paps, posing all seductively on the red carpet when the GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD happened: Ryan Murphy’s other superstar, Jessica Lange, showed up in the photo line next to Lea. When the “Glee” star saw Jessica heading her way, she stopped to say hello to Jessica, who proceeded to walk right past her without blinking an eye, as if she couldn’t even fathom breathing the same air as such a lowly peon. After being completely burned in front of tons of photographers and videographers, Lea continued to smile and pose, but at the 1:05 mark, you can see her soul start to slowly die.

Long live Queen Lange.

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