I’m dyingggg. Either “Jimmy Kimmel Live”‘s “Mean Tweets” segment is getting funnier, or humankind is becoming more vicious— okay, or maybe it’s both. Whatever it may be, the TV host brought back his popular “Mean Tweets” segment last night, where he has celebs read actual cruel tweets directed at them, and it was one of the best ones yet. While Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t seem too amused reading her tweet (because, let’s be honest, she’s about as stale as month-old bread), other stars like Chloë Grace Moretz, Lisa Kudrow, Scott Foley and John Stamos found humor in the hatred. Is it bad that I want to start tweeting mean things just for the chance to have it read on television? My tirade against Taylor Swift begins now.
Every once in a while, we fail. Even when we’ve tried our absolute best, things don’t always work out in our favor. Maybe you put in long hours to win a pitch, poured all of your energy into appeasing a bitchy client or spent the last ten weekends slaving over an Excel worksheet, but in the end, didn’t quite make the grade. That’s how Toronto advertising agency Union felt after getting shortlisted for Strategy Magazine’s Agency Of The Year awards.
Even though the hardworking folks from Union weren’t recognized for their hard work, the head honchos created a hilarious video about how they rewarded their employees … in the most sadistic way possible. Keep reading »
You remember the “Apparently Kid,” who won us over earlier this year during his impromptu broadcast on a local news channel? Well, he’s back to remind us why we love him so.
Noah Ritter, the blunt kindergartner who’s incredibly fond of the word “apparently,” visited Ellen DeGeneres again after the talk show host sent him out for a day of fun at the Texas fair. From his trip, we learned that he hates LA pizza, has no problem telling other people how to drive, is nicknamed “Noah Police Junior,” why the TVs in hotels are “a big fail,” and that mirrored mazes aren’t his strong suit. Never change, Noah. Never change. [Mashable]
Zach Galifianakis should get some kind of award for “Between Two Ferns,” because his ability to keep a straight face and stay in character while insulting A-listers is absolutely astonishing. During this episode, Zach had Brad Pitt on the show who he kept calling “Benjamin Buttons” and even asked how hard it is to keep a sun tan since he’s “living in his wife’s shadow.” On top of that, he asked how he felt when he first laid eyes on Angie and if it was anything like how Ross felt for Rachel on “Friends,” before proceeding to play the show’s theme song, making Brad as humanly uncomfortable as possible. Check it out, and I dare you not to laugh.
Anybody who says they don’t like Halloween is lying. Everybody loves Halloween, including zoo animals. To help get you in the holiday spirit, take a cue from these pumpkin-smashing elephants who classily stomp on them until a younger elephant comes along and just goes totally ham. Kind of like the kid who submerges his entire body in water and thrashes around while bobbing for apples, this elephant smashes the pumpkins and rolls around in them until he knows they’re good and flattened. He’s all like yeahhhh, victory! And then he tries to get up…