Posts tagged "victorias secret"

Photoshop Fail: Because Your Thighs Can Never Be Too Thin

I dunno about you ladies, but when my inner thighs touch, I feel, like, totally disgusting. Frankly, if you can't toss at least a softball through them at all times, it's diet time, amIright?! As for this Victoria's Secret model, well, the way she's been Photoshopped just makes me want to go bowling. [Victoria's Secret

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 14, 2011

The Prettiest Girl On The Runway Is A Boy

Meet Andrej Pejic, the fresh-faced model that's stomping down the Paris runways this fashion week for Jean Paul Gautier. Pejic isn't just a typical pretty face, because she's a he. And, he says, he'd even consider a sex change if he were given a contract with Victoria's Secret. "Yes, if I was offered a Victoria'…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 7, 2011

Photoshop Fail: Victoria’s Secret’s Ampu-Tee-Shirt

How sad! Model Marisa Miller appears to have lost her arm in a tragic airbrushing accident while wearing Victoria's Secret's "Sexiest Polo." [Victoria's Secret via Jezebel]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 7, 2011

Join Us Tonight: We Liveblog The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show!

Nothing says "holiday season" like eerily similar-looking, freakishly attractive, pouty-lipped lingerie models parading down a runway in angel wings. Yes, it is time for another Victoria's Secret Fashion Show! Join me and our Mind of Man columnist John DeVore tonight — Tuesday — at 10 p.m. EST for a liveblog of our nation's most important…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 30, 2010

Victoria’s Secret Models Have Trouble With Their Wings

Look! It's models getting ready to walk in the Victoria's Secret runway show! They call this "couture." (Hm.) They are very excited about their fittings! The theme is "A Night of 1,000 Fantasies," which is one way of saying, "Men across the country will be masturbating to this." There are six sections that represent six…

By: Susannah Breslin / November 10, 2010

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: A Peek At The Casting

We already gave you a sneak peek at the fashions for the Victoria's Secret fashion show. Now, take a look at what goes into casting the models to walk the runway. I've never seen anyone look so jolly while strutting in their underwear, but these women only have 30 seconds to wow the casting directors.

By: Annika Harris / November 8, 2010

The Victoria’s Secret Runway Show: A Sneak Peek At The Crazy Outfits

Surely, there is nothing that says "America" like the Victoria's Secret fashion show. Every year, a posse of well-known (and some not so much) and drop-dead gorgeous women parade up and down a runway wearing underwear paired with totally strange costumes. It's like Halloween threw up on Christmas and then someone threw a pair of…

By: Susannah Breslin / November 4, 2010

Heidi Klum’s Victoria’s Secret Run Comes To An End

"All good things have to come to an end. I will always love Victoria's Secret. It has been an absolutely amazing time." —Too-gorgeous-for-words Heidi Klum on stepping down from Victoria's Secret after 13 years as an Angel. Don't be too sad—you'll still be able to catch Heidi on "Project Runway," shilling her clothing line, and…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 30, 2010

Victoria’s Secret Bedbugs Aren’t Very Sexy

Hot on the heels of the recent Hollister bedbug infestation and cleansing, Victoria's Secret on New York's Lexington Avenue had a fun little infestation of its own. Apparently, bugs were found and the store was closed down for sniffing by bed bug-detecting dogs, a quick, intense chemical spray and, finally, another dog sniffing. The company…

By: Lily Q / July 19, 2010

A Romper For Your Summer Festivities

Rompers have become a must-have item for beating the sweltering summer heat. This cute and breezy Victoria's Secret romper pulls double-duty: it works as a cover-up at the beach but is also festively chic for a BBQ at a friend's house (just add a T-shirt and a little razzle-dazzle). It's flattering for all body types,…

By: Carli Alexa Blau / July 19, 2010

Victoria’s Secret Model Doutzen Kroes Is Pregnant

Congratulations to Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes, one of my favorite models, who's three months pregnant. Those Victoria's Secret models don't waste any time! The 25-year-old follows on the heels of Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, and Heidi Klum, all of whom had babies last year, and Claudia Schiffer, who had a baby earlier…

By: Susannah Breslin / July 15, 2010

Skeletons In Lingerie: Is This Spoof On Victoria’s Secret Funny Or Tasteless?

Sure, it's hypocritical and fat-phobic of ABC to air the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show starring Heidi Klum's glorious ta-tas while also demanding "excessive re-edits" on this plus-size lingerie commercial from Lane Bryant. But what do we think of LandlineTV's spoof on Victoria's Secret: a faux-sexy commercial starring skeletons in a blond wig and lingerie…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 26, 2010

This Is How We’d Like To Announce We’re Back From Maternity Leave

In case there was any doubt in your mind, Victoria's Secret Angel Adriana Lima is back from maternity leave. Sure, she walked in the Louis Vuitton show a few weeks ago, but that didn't involve stripping on camera, so we remained skeptical. Color us creepy, but all we've got to say about this is MILF.

By: Lily Q / April 27, 2010

Shocker: Victoria’s Secret Jeans Are Actually Kind Of Rad

Honestly, we expected jeans from Victoria's Secret to be rhinestoned and distressed to the point of being so not permissible outside of areas like oh, say, the Jersey Shore. So we kind of wrote them off. As it turns out, they're a decent fit, nice price and come in some pretty legit styles. Our bad.

By: Lily Q / April 12, 2010

Shockingly, VS Angel Thinks She’d Make A Good Bond Girl

"I kind of see myself less as the girl riding a broomstick and holding a wand and more as a girl emerging from an explosion, with a gun." Victoria's Secret Angel Rosie Huntington-Whitely on her response to rumors about her being featured in an American version of "Harry Potter." We're not surprised that she'd choose…

By: Lily Q / March 31, 2010

(Pretend To) Experience Country Nostalgia

The white linen curtain flaps as a warm spring breeze makes its way into the bedroom, caressing your face. You wake to hear the birds chirping and see the leaves on the trees blowing gently in the soft wind. The feeling of happiness engulfs you while laying there staring out at nature. You're up to…

By: Edo Chorm / March 22, 2010

Victoria’s Secret’s “Love My Body” Campaign Is About Everything But — At Least So Far

At face value, Victoria's Secret's new "Love My Body" campaign sounds like it might be pretty cool and empowering. Like Dove's "Real Women" campaign before it, surely this Victoria's Secret venture must be targeted at women of all shapes and sizes, featuring them in the ads, right? Uh, not so. The retailer is celebrating their…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 1, 2010

Can You Really Call A “Topless Bikini” A Bikini?

Behold Victoria's Secret's latest invention—the "topless bikini" as modeled by Lindsay Ellingson. How very European of them. The suit actually has a removable bandeau option, but the idea is to go without. Which would mean that essentially this is just a pair of panties with some fancy strings. On the Victoria's Secret website, you ca…

By: Leonora Epstein / January 14, 2010

Michael Bay Gives Victoria’s Secret The Action Movie Treatment

Michael Bay, the director behind SUPER EXPLOSIVE action films "Transformers," "Pearl Harbor," and "Armageddon," directed this brand-new Victoria's Secret commercial. There's lots of wind and rolling around and gap-mouthed-ness and then, of course, a fiery blast. One question -- where's Ben Affleck? [via ONTD]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 8, 2009

Style Buzz: New VS Model And Fierce Mamas From Christian Siriano

Victoria's Secret Model Search winner Kylie Bisutti just signed with legit modeling agency One Management and will, no doubt, continue posing, walking and just generally being hot and half naked. God bless America. [The Cut]If you're an efficiency-oriented girl convinced that your boobs are too small and your ass is too big, today is your…

By: Lily Q / December 5, 2009