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Adriana Lima Reveals Her Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Diet/Starvation Plan

Wow. Adriana Lima has revealed how she preps for the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and it sounds … sucky. Adriana works out with a trainer every day, lifting weights, boxing, and jumping rope — which sounds normal for someone whose body is their livelihood — but beginning three weeks ago, she’s been exercising twice aMore »


Victoria’s Secret Model Candice Swanepoel Says Dating Is Hard

“I think it’s harder to date as an Angel, [because] when people meet [us] it’s hard to look past our job, what we look like. They are always trying to impress you, you know, like ‘come to my mansion blah blah blah.'”
— Poor Victoria’s Secret model/lingerie “angel” Candice Swanepoel, who must constantly deal with… More »


Quickies: Diamond-Covered Panties Scraped A Victoria’s Secret Model’s Vagina

Being a Victoria’s Secret model is tough, y’all. Just listen to this sob story from Selita Ebanks, who strut down a runway wearing panties made from $4.5 million worth of diamonds, rubies, emeralds and yellow sapphires in 2007. “It hurt. Yeah, diamonds hurt,” Ebanks tells me. “I don’t know about wearing diamonds on your crotch. More »


Photoshop Fail: Because Your Thighs Can Never Be Too Thin

I dunno about you ladies, but when my inner thighs touch, I feel, like, totally disgusting. Frankly, if you can’t toss at least a softball through them at all times, it’s diet time, amIright?! As for this Victoria’s Secret model, well, the way she’s been Photoshopped just makes me want to go bowling. [Victoria’s SecretMore »


The Prettiest Girl On The Runway Is A Boy

Meet Andrej Pejic, the fresh-faced model that’s stomping down the Paris runways this fashion week for Jean Paul Gautier. Pejic isn’t just a typical pretty face, because she’s a he. And, he says, he’d even consider a sex change if he were given a contract with Victoria’s Secret. “Yes, if I was offered a Victoria’s… More »


Photoshop Fail: Victoria’s Secret’s Ampu-Tee-Shirt

How sad! Model Marisa Miller appears to have lost her arm in a tragic airbrushing accident while wearing Victoria’s Secret’s “Sexiest Polo.” [Victoria’s Secret via Jezebel] … More »


Join Us Tonight: We Liveblog The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show!

Nothing says “holiday season” like eerily similar-looking, freakishly attractive, pouty-lipped lingerie models parading down a runway in angel wings. Yes, it is time for another Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show!

Join me and our Mind of Man columnist John DeVore tonight — Tuesday — at 10 p.m. EST for a liveblog of our nation’s most… More »


Victoria’s Secret Models Have Trouble With Their Wings

Look! It’s models getting ready to walk in the Victoria’s Secret runway show! They call this “couture.” (Hm.) They are very excited about their fittings! The theme is “A Night of 1,000 Fantasies,” which is one way of saying, “Men across the country will be masturbating to this.” There are six sections that… More »


The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: A Peek At The Casting

We already gave you a sneak peek at the fashions for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Now, take a look at what goes into casting the models to walk the runway. I’ve never seen anyone look so jolly while strutting in their underwear, but these women only have 30 seconds to wow the… More »


The Victoria’s Secret Runway Show: A Sneak Peek At The Crazy Outfits

Surely, there is nothing that says “America” like the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Every year, a posse of well-known (and some not so much) and drop-dead gorgeous women parade up and down a runway wearing underwear paired with totally strange costumes. It’s like Halloween threw up on Christmas and then someone threw a pair of… More »


Heidi Klum’s Victoria’s Secret Run Comes To An End

“All good things have to come to an end. I will always love Victoria’s Secret. It has been an absolutely amazing time.”

—Too-gorgeous-for-words Heidi Klum on stepping down from Victoria’s Secret after 13 years as an Angel. Don’t be too sad—you’ll still be able to catch Heidi on “Project Runway,” shilling her clothing line,… More »


Victoria’s Secret Bedbugs Aren’t Very Sexy

Hot on the heels of the recent Hollister bedbug infestation and cleansing, Victoria’s Secret on New York’s Lexington Avenue had a fun little infestation of its own. Apparently, bugs were found and the store was closed down for sniffing by bed bug-detecting dogs, a quick, intense chemical spray and, finally, another dog sniffing. The company… More »


A Romper For Your Summer Festivities

Rompers have become a must-have item for beating the sweltering summer heat. This cute and breezy Victoria’s Secret romper pulls double-duty: it works as a cover-up at the beach but is also festively chic for a BBQ at a friend’s house (just add a T-shirt and a little razzle-dazzle). It’s flattering for all body types,… More »


Victoria’s Secret Model Doutzen Kroes Is Pregnant

Congratulations to Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes, one of my favorite models, who’s three months pregnant. Those Victoria’s Secret models don’t waste any time! The 25-year-old follows on the heels of Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, and Heidi Klum, all of whom had babies last year, and Claudia Schiffer, who had a baby earlier… More »


Skeletons In Lingerie: Is This Spoof On Victoria’s Secret Funny Or Tasteless?

Sure, it’s hypocritical and fat-phobic of ABC to air the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show starring Heidi Klum’s glorious ta-tas while also demanding “excessive re-edits” on this plus-size lingerie commercial from Lane Bryant. But what do we think of LandlineTV’s spoof on Victoria’s Secret: a faux-sexy commercial starring skeletons in a blond wig… More »


This Is How We’d Like To Announce We’re Back From Maternity Leave

In case there was any doubt in your mind, Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima is back from maternity leave. Sure, she walked in the Louis Vuitton show a few weeks ago, but that didn’t involve stripping on camera, so we remained skeptical. Color us creepy, but all we’ve got to say about this is… More »


Shocker: Victoria’s Secret Jeans Are Actually Kind Of Rad

Honestly, we expected jeans from Victoria’s Secret to be rhinestoned and distressed to the point of being so not permissible outside of areas like oh, say, the Jersey Shore. So we kind of wrote them off. As it turns out, they’re a decent fit, nice price and come in some pretty legit styles. Our bad. More »


Shockingly, VS Angel Thinks She’d Make A Good Bond Girl

“I kind of see myself less as the girl riding a broomstick and holding a wand and more as a girl emerging from an explosion, with a gun.”
Victoria’s Secret Angel Rosie Huntington-Whitely on her response to rumors about her being featured in an American version of “Harry Potter.” We’re not surprised that she’d… More »


(Pretend To) Experience Country Nostalgia

The white linen curtain flaps as a warm spring breeze makes its way into the bedroom, caressing your face. You wake to hear the birds chirping and see the leaves on the trees blowing gently in the soft wind. The feeling of happiness engulfs you while laying there staring out at nature. You’re up to… More »


Victoria’s Secret’s “Love My Body” Campaign Is About Everything But — At Least So Far

At face value, Victoria’s Secret’s new “Love My Body” campaign sounds like it might be pretty cool and empowering. Like Dove’s “Real Women” campaign before it, surely this Victoria’s Secret venture must be targeted at women of all shapes and sizes, featuring them in the ads, right? Uh, not so. The retailer is celebrating their… More »