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We Test It: The OhMiBod Lovelife Adventure Triple Stimulation Vibrator Is Perfect For Foreplay

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, my pals at GoodVibrations delivered something ten times better than a bouquet of flowers or box of chocolates: the OhMiBod Lovelife Adventure Triple Stimulation Vibrator. YES to sex toys.

I must admit, at first glance, I was slightly intimidated by the vibe’s unusual, sword-like appearance, which features one main vibrating shaft and two smaller vibrators on either side for simultaneous clitoral and anal stimulation (but not anal penetration)…and then I got over that and needed to give her a test drive, like, immediately. Keep reading »

Cher Has An Amazing Story About Salvador Dali, An Orgy, And A Vibrator

This is a complicated story. So, Salvador [Dali] invited me and Francis Coppola and Sonny [Bono, her ex-husband] and my girlfriend Joey to dinner. And so we got to the apartment and they’d been having an orgy in the other room. People were in different stages of undress, but mostly dressed. They were staggering around and speaking French, just crazy, you know? So I have my hand on the chair and I see something in the crack, and it’s a beautiful, painted rubber fish. Just fabulous. It has this little remote-control handset, and I’m playing with it, and the tail is going back and forth, and I’m thinking it’s a child’s toy. So I said to Salvador: ‘This is really funny.’ And he said [she puts on a deep, comedy Spanish voice]: ‘It’s wonderful when you place it on your clitoris.’

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when Cher met the famous surrealist painter, Salvador Dali!  Are we surprised there involved an orgy and a vibrator shaped like a fish? No, no, we are not. Sadly, she did not keep the vibe.

After the jump, here’s Cher weighing in (of course) on Miley Cyrus’ sexual hijinks and actually disagreeing with Sinead O’Connor that Miss Cyrus is letting herself be a “prostitute” for the music industry. Keep reading »

Whoopsies! Michele Bachmann Got A Vibrator In The Mail

Rudely Interrupted
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Eight crappy ways a masturbation session can be interrupted. Read More »
Mom's Vibrator
Why Amanda is buying her mom a vibrator as a gift. Read More »
Grandma's Vibe
Why her grandmother's vibrator gives her hope. Read More »
  • Conservative Christian consultants meant to send Rep. Michele Bachmann a head massager in the mail to help soothe her migraines, but accidentally mailed her a vibrator. Hey, Marcus Bachmann likely has not touched her for a while, so I really hope she kept it. [Huffington Post]
  • Gawker has obtained a tape of Kanye West ranting about Taylor Swift, his mom, Pink … and a whole lot of other shit. [Gawker]
  • Jay-Z has officially removed the hyphen from his name. I mean, Jay Z. [Naughty But Nice Rob]
  • TMZ wrote a nasty blog post about how Lea Michele “controlled” Cory Monteith in their relationship. Shitty. [The Gloss]
  • If you wanna see what Madonna’s closet looks like, here are some photos of her trying on different outfits that leaked from her Blackberry. [ONTD]
  • On Rolling Stone‘s Jahar Tsarnaev cover and “media-induced PTSD.” [HyperVocal]

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Off To The Sex Toy Races!

The Dildomaker
It turns household objects into sex toys. Read More »
Vibrator Flowchart
How to find the right vibrator for your needs. Read More »
Vibrator race!
Highlights from the first annual sex toy races!

Only in Las Vegas would you be able to participate in a vibrator racing competition. At the first annual sex toy races, sponsored by German erotic toy company Fun Factory, gamblers were able to hit the poker tables and bet on which vibrator they thought had the most horsepower. My money’s on the pink one. Oh wait. They’re all pink. That could make for some confusion. [MSN]

“Seeking Asian Female” Documentary & A Visual History Of The Vibrator

Asian Woman's Orgasm
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How one Asian-American woman defied tradition and pursued her orgasm. Read More »
"Asian Trophy Wives"
"Asian Trophy Wives" is a label we could do without. Read More »
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I'm an Asian woman and I date ... screw it, it's complicated. Read More »
  • I totally want to see the 2012 documentary film called “Seeking Asian Female” about so-called “yellow fever” explores what Asian women really think about Western men. [AskMen]
  • Why a wedding at home, while cheaper than renting a venue, could actually be a huge mistake. [Hello Beautiful]
  • How to ask your partner to experiment with kink! [Em & Lo]
  • 12 ways to have lazy sex (that are still really hot). [iVillage]
  • This chick was propositioned for sex at Disney World. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Well, That’s One Way To Sell Hand Sanitizer

You don’t know where that hand you’re about to shake (or masturbate with) has been. It’s safe to assume that you are six degrees of separation from a vibrator at all times, according to this Dettol hand sanitizer ad from Chile. See the full NSFW ad after the jump! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: Why I’m Buying My Mom A Vibrator For Christmas

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Masturbation Confessions
A chronic masturbator shares her secrets. Read More »
Masturbation Myths
Stupid misconceptions men have about the way women masturbate. Read More »

As any blogger who writes about sex will tell you, we get a lot of “gifts.” When I say “gifts,” I actually mean sex toys to test out in the hopes we’ll write about them later. If you saw my “special” drawer next to my bed, you’d see that it’s full of a variety of dildos, vibrators, anal plugs, vegan lubes, flavored lubes, handcuffs, a bamboo paddle and even a pair of nipple clamps.

While some of these items still remain in their boxes (pun!) untouched, others have been opened and hugely appreciated by either myself or the person with whom I’m sharing my bed. At one time, I had so many vibrators (new and unopened), that I just kept them on my kitchen table and would let my friends take whatever they wanted. Seriously. What does one woman, with only two orifices need with all that stuff? (I say two, because I’ve never been one to put a vibrator in my mouth – just not my thing.) Keep reading »

Sex Toys For Girls On The Go

jimmyjane indulgences

Great sex is all about spontaneity and that’s why, like any (naughty) Girl Scout, you should always be prepared! Sexytimes anytime just got all the more easier with JimmyJane’s Indulgences Pocket Pleasure Set. You get two condoms, a bullet vibrator, lubricant, and — get this! — a feather tickler, all packaged discreetly in a box small enough to fit inside your purse or goody drawer. The condoms are even special edition rubbers designed by the amazing fashion designer Mara Hoffman. So what are you waiting for, you little rascals? There’s a teeny-tiny feather tickler with your name on it. [$18, JimmyJane]

Volkwagen India Put A Vibrator Inside A Newspaper, Then Tweeted Women Are Dumb And Can’t Drive

Free Vibrators!
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Why did NYC officials shut down Trojan's free vibe giveaway? Read More »
Vibrators And God
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Religious web sites are selling sex toys to the faithful. Read More »
Hide Your Vibe
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13 places at home to stash your pocket rocket. Read More »
vibrating volkswagen ad

Putting vibrators in the pages is a clever way to get more horny women reading the papers and perhaps save the dying newspaper industry. But when Volkswagen India put a “tiny Chinese buzzing device … inserted gently between the folds of newsprint,” according to Jalopnik, it was meant to draw reader’s attention to their product. The tag line of the ad, which ran in Times of India and The Hindu, read “Feel the shiver of excitement?” and a light-sensitive box started buzzing when the page opened.

Instead, Indian readers took to Twitter to mock the ad — which, if I’m not mistaken, was probably what VW wanted to happen on some level? But someone at Volkswagen India HQ was not amused and responded with a tweet that epitomizes bad PR:

Women would be dumb to call it a vibrator. Or may they do not understand real driving experience. #Punintended #Volkswagen Keep reading »

NYC Officials Shut Down Free Vibrator Carts

Granny's Vibrator
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What Kind Of Vibe?
Find out which vibrator is right for you with this flowchart! Read More »

Tragedy struck Manhattan yesterday when city officials shut down a vibrator giveaway sponsored by Trojan. The condom company planned to give out 10,000 of their new vibes from pushcarts at three tourist-heavy locations: Rockefeller Center, South Street Seaport, and the Flatiron District, which is near The Frisky’s offices. New Yorkers congregated f0r free $40 Trojan Tri-Phoria vibes (two thumbs up, says I!) or a free $30 Trojan Pulse.  Yet less than an hour into the event, an unnamed city official pooh-poohed the crowds and told Trojan’s Pleasure Carts to pack up and go home.

Horny area woman Linda Postell was irate about the shutdown, huffing to The New York Post, “I’m 57-years-old. I should be able to get a vibrator! I have a problem with the smoking ban and the soda ban — and now this!” Keep reading »

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