Just because you broke up doesn’t mean you still don’t have feelings for you ex … mostly feelings of hostility. Why not express your unresolved rage over the breakup with a passive-agressive Valentine’s Day gift? After the jump, some adorable present ideas that your jerk of an ex will surely enjoy. That motherf**ker. Keep reading »
Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off … your girl’s bra. Imagine I was singing that. The Clap-Off Bra is a brilliant gift idea for lazy men who don’t want to put in all that extra work to undo a bra. You can make one for the special lady in your life this Valentine’s Day
by following these ridiculously complicated instructions
. Oh, and you may want to consider ditching that giant red bow. Most women prefer for their boobs not to look like a Christmas gift. (FYI, the video is sort of NSFW.) [Instructables
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Give your lips the royal treatment this Valentine’s Day with the Lipstick Queen discovery set. The three-pack features Medieval, a sexy, sheer red, Saint Nude, a chic neutral, and Butterfly Ball in Trance, a shimmering shade of raspberry. All of the colors are really classic, not too saturated or too sheer. And the best part is that they wear like a lipstick, but feel like a gloss, with ultra-moisturizing Vitamin E and shea butter that will keep winter lips luscious. Perfect for smooching.