Valentine’s Day Don’ts For Daring Women
Do not use indelible Magic Markers to write lewd things on your body. They don’t wash off. Use something aloe based instead.
Do not answer the door dressed only in Saran Wrap. The leech across the hall has a hidden camera trained on your door with YouTube writte…
Earlier reports that Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone were “on a break” have been rocked by new reports of hand-holding.
And they’re getting paid $7.5 million to write it.