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Extravagant And Strange Celeb Gifts

David Beckham recently bought Victoria a vineyard in California’s Napa Valley. Apparently the two developed a passion for wine while they were in Spain (which also happens to be when Becks developed a passion for the nanny). But don’t think you’ll be able to go to the liquor store and pick up a bottle of Chateau Posh — it will be consumed by themselves and friends only. Check out some other extravagant celeb gifts after the jump. [MarieClaire.co.uk] Keep reading »

Slideshow: Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis Are Cute And Kooky

Johnny Depp and his French pop singer girlfriend (life partner, if you will) are so adorable we had to dedicate an entire slideshow to them, especially as it was just announced that Vanessa is going to be the new face for Miu Miu and Johnny is one of the actors filling Heath Ledger’s shoes in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Kookaliciousness. Keep reading »

Girl Crush Alert! Vanessa Paradis

At one point we knocked Vanessa Paradis for a terrible performance she gave at a European Awards Show. But only because we knew she could do so much better! Johnny Depp is rumored to have directed Vanessa’s new video for her song “L’Incendie” — longtime fans of her music, we’re psyched by the cool rock ‘n’ roll meets French pop vibe. We also think it’s wicked cool that Vanessa left that massive gap between her teeth, instead of getting veneers like every pop tartlet we have in the States. She’s hot. Keep reading »

Note to Johnny Depp: Drag Queens Lip-Synch Better Than Your Wife

Oh Johnny Depp. You’re so hot you can do a musical movie, impersonate Michael Jackson, drag it up as Ed Wood and still, no one questions your sexuality. We women refuse to lose you to the other team! But now, after seeing this video of your wife Vanessa Paradis, dazed and confused, lip-synching at the NRJ awards in France, I wish you were life partners with RuPaul. How is she your better half? You’re so suave, so sensitive, so sexy….so bad at picking up cool chicks? This lame model makes me wanna cry, baby. But Amelia swears Vanessa is actually a decent chanteusse and pretty much the coolest girl in France — so she just gives a sucky live show? [YouTube] Keep reading »