Posts tagged "vampires"

“Real Vampires” Say They Avoid Doctors For Fear Of Being “Judged”

Everyone gets judged at the doctor, ok?

Robyn Pennacchia | July 8, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Eek: Woman Busted For Performing Unlicensed “Vampire Facelifts”

It’s scary how often nowadays you read about some quack getting arrested for performing plastic surgery procedures without a license. Usually, someone tries to do an at-home butt augmentation or…

Jessica Wakeman | February 17, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Dear Santa, I Want A Vampire Baby…

… wrote no one ever.

We’ve written about “reborn dolls” before: they are extremely lifelike baby dolls which are often purchased by women who have suffered miscarriages and/or…

Jessica Wakeman | December 9, 2012 - 3:00 pm

Vampires And Werewolves: A Brief Pre-“Twilight” History

There once was a time when, upon hearing of vampires or werewolves, people did not automatically jump to express devotion to Team Whatever. (I can’t even.) In fact, people actually…

Rachel Krause | October 17, 2012 - 3:00 pm

Flowchart: Are You Dating A Vampire?

Hey ladies. Does your man stare at you with hunger rather than lust? Does his skin shimmer in the light like he just got home from an all-night rave in San Francisco…

The Frisky | October 17, 2011 - 3:00 pm

Lindsay Lohan Bites

Random fact: Lindsay Lohan has a vampire fetish. Her friend, photographer Tyler Shields, displayed four pics of an undead LiLo at an art gallery in Los Angeles. “Lindsay loves vampires,”…

Jessica Wakeman | May 9, 2011 - 5:20 pm

No Blood Sucking For You Until You Brush Your Teeth!

Holy “Twilight“-ization of pop culture, Edward Cullen! Vampires are used to sell everything nowadays — even teeth-cleaning. The UK’s National Health Service debuted a bodice-heaving, undead-themed commercial to…

Jessica Wakeman | April 21, 2011 - 5:20 pm

After Edward: What Will Be The Next Big Post-Vampire Craze?

Team Edward or Team Jacob. “True Blood” and “The Vampire Diaries.” It’s clear that blood-sucking vampires are having a cultural moment. In fact, since the first “Twilight” movie was released…

Julie Gerstein | August 25, 2010 - 6:30 pm

Quotable: “True Blood” Creator Alan Ball Takes A Shot At “Twilight”

“To me, vampires are sex. I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I’m 53. I don’t care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.”

Annika Harris | August 18, 2010 - 5:45 pm

Your Bloody Silver Necklace

Thanks to “True Blood,” “Twilight,” and a host of other vampire-themed TV shows, movies and books, there’s not a girl out there (OK, there are maybe a few) who doesn’t…

Susannah Breslin | July 20, 2010 - 5:20 pm

The New Way To Say “I Heart You” — With Bite Marks?

Remember in high school when you’d get a hickey and proudly show it off the next day at school? Oh wait, you didn’t do that—you were too busy covering that…

Kate Torgovnick/ | July 6, 2010 - 12:50 pm

Quotable: “True Blood” Fangs Are A Pain

“To learn how to bite somebody, there should be a school. We should have teeth school. I find Alex [Skarsgard] or Stephen [Moyer], who plays Sookie Stackhouse’s vampire beau Bill…

Annika Harris | June 18, 2010 - 6:20 pm

The Vampire Craze Goes Musical

I love a good spooky vampire story just as much as the next gal. As a kid I watched “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Angel” religiously. I’m addicted to “True

Nikki Dowling | June 17, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Quotable: Anna Paquin Thinks Vampire Sex Is Pretty Deep

“Obviously, if you’re getting into vampire sex, which usually involves biting — the taking — then, yeah, clearly there’s some interest from both parties into maybe a more risque style…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 1, 2010 - 5:40 pm

America’s Next Top Vampire

Anyone catch “America’s Next Top Model,” the vampire edition? While I’m shocked they never thought to do this before (like back when vampires were a huge craze and stuff?), I…

Erin Flaherty | April 1, 2010 - 4:50 pm

Is The Twilight Saga Making Pale Skin More Desireable?

Years ago, I was forced to accept my pale skin after burning my face so badly that blisters covered my nose. Now, while others slather on tanning oil with single-digit…

Catherine Strawn | November 30, 2009 - 5:50 pm

The 10 Best Vampire Movies And TV Shows Of All Time

It’s not often that, before a movie has even opened, thousands and thousands of people have already bought their tickets. But says that “New Moon” has broken all their…

Kate Torgovnick/ | November 20, 2009 - 12:00 pm

Dracula Therapy Is The Scariest Anti-Aging Treatment We’ve Ever Heard Of

Warning: for those who are squeamish about needles, blood, or both, this beauty treatment is definitely not for you. So please, carry on, and we’ll catch you later. For the…

Leonora Epstein | November 2, 2009 - 2:10 pm

Want To Eat Dinner With Bella And Edward?

OK, I’ll admit that the Twilight obsession has officially gone too far. [The Robert Pattinson panties didn’t do it? — Editor] Personally, I’m a total sucker (heh) for the whole…

Bianca Posterli | October 30, 2009 - 2:40 pm

For Guys Who Love Blow Jobs With Bite!

First there was the Fleshlight, the “sex in a can” sex toy that has a latex vag at one end that dudes can stick their peen in and out of.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 26, 2009 - 4:40 pm
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