Posts tagged "vampire"

And The Winner Of Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Is…

Down For The Count! Pervy vampire beat out a human-sized vagina, a man with a penis that also acted as a ring toss, a flasher, a large vibrator and oh-so-much more, earning him the title of the Most Fucked Up Halloween Costume! Let this be a lesson: Halloween costumes resembling and/or drawing attention to genitals probably…

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 28, 2013

Vampire Is On The Loose, Serbian Village Warns

Terrible news: not only do we have to worry about Bigfoot on the prowl in Vermont, but now there is a vampire loose in Serbia.

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 27, 2012

A “Real” Vampire Talks About Drinking Blood, The “Twilight” Films

Pardon my ignorance, but I was not aware that there were people who called themselves vampires. Even being A Person Who Is On The Internet All The Time, this had eluded me. But alas, Movies.com has found the "Twilight" interview to end all "Twilight" interviews: a man named John Reason who lives in East Texa…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 21, 2012

Fang Girl Explains Why She Ditched Brad Womack, How She Got Her Fangs

"It was definitely the Emily thing that set it off. When she came clean, it pulled on my heartstrings. I felt like I was competing for something I wasn’t necessarily sure I needed. You feel less deserving. They all have these stories and heartache and they need this love ... Fighting other girls for a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 24, 2011

Vampire Paris Hilton Totally Sucks

As if real-life Paris Hilton weren't scary enough. [The Sun UK via worth1000.com]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 4, 2010

Want To Enhance Your Appearance With A Vampire Facelift?

OK, the vampire craze has officially gone too far. The original obsession over Edward and Jacob was understandable, "True Blood" still makes us swoon, and it was even OK when "The Vampire Diaries" hit TV. But now, thanks to the newest trend in plastic surgery, vampires officially need to go away. Doctors are offering a…

By: Bianca Posterli / July 14, 2010

Women Love Vampires Because We Want … Gay Men?

Further proof some men don't know jack about women: Esquire magazine says chicks go bananas for vampire love stories because we lust after ... wait for it ... gay guys. Gay guys don't want to be with us the way vampires can't be with us and you know us ladies: we just want what we…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 14, 2009

Topshop Goes Goth: Do We Like?

It's Halloween in July, apparently. "Horror Girl" is a new, mostly black, mostly lacy collection at Topshop, the U.K. (and now U.S.) clothing store. They've got a white vest with "Be Afraid" across the front, a blazer with the words "Vampire Kiss" written in blood-red on the inside lining, and burgundy, five-inch studded platform heels

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 30, 2009

The Inspiration Board: Bloody Vampires!

Angelina Jolie may have started the whole blood-wearing trend with that infamous vial of Billy Bob's bodily fluids she used to wear back in the day, but thanks to society's newfound obsession with all things vampire, the trend is now more mainstream, not to mention popular, than ever. People are literally ravenous (ha) for it:…

By: Deborah Findling / July 13, 2009