Posts tagged "Valentino LoSauro"

Be My Boyfriend: Real-Life Edward Scissorhands

Dear Valentino LoSauro,
I’ve been waiting for Edward Scissorhands to give me a haircut since 1990. I know you don’t look like Johnny Depp, and I don’t look that much like Winona Ryder, but I’d like you to give me a haircut with your Clawz. (I like to put “Z”s on the endz of my…

Ami Angelowicz / December 7, 2012