Posts tagged "valentines"

10 PornHub Comments, If They Were Valentine’s Day Cards (NSFW)

If you're going for true romance this February 14th, you might want to consider sending one of these super thoughtful, incredibly sweet PornHub comment Valentine's Day cards. Because nothing says I cherish you like improper grammar usage when referring to your boobs. Sometimes anonymous commenters pen some pure poetry. Click through to see some more…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 13, 2014

11 Valentines Inspired By Literature’s Most Dysfunctional Couples

Who CARES if you don't have a Valentine?! Even literature's most famous couples failed to celebrate their love without someone being lied to, cheated on, murdered, or worse, emotionally manipulated. The sad truth is, many of our favorite literary characters would be on the giving or receiving end of some pretty bananas valentines. Here are…

By: Emily Winter / February 10, 2014

Etsy Spotlight: 10 Raunchy Valentines That Are Too Hot For Hallmark

Looking for a Valentine's Day card for your lover that's a little less "earnest poem on a watercolor background" and a little more "blatant reference to blowjobs and spanking"? Look no further than Etsy! Here are 10 seriously sexy Valentines you definitely won't find in the grocery store greeting card section...

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 4, 2014

Creepy Cupid Offers Real OKCupid Messages Turned Into V-Day Sentiments

We've all gotten them: creepy, totally weird, off-beat OK Cupid messages. But what if you could turn those creepster messages into hilarious V-Day cards. That's what JESS3 did -- creating a V-Day reminder of some of the worst, most tone-deaf Romeos out there. Check out a couple more, after the jump.  [JESS3]…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 14, 2013

I Love You More Than Morrissey Likes Being Asexual

I like you as much as Robert Smith hates Morrissey. I like you more than Kathleen Hanna likes banishing the idea that one sex is better than another. Oh hell, I like you more than '90s alt-rock radio -- which is a lot. [Cheira a Banana]…

By: Julie Gerstein / December 27, 2011