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Etsy Spotlight: Irreverent Valentine’s Day Cards

Do you loathe all the sappy sweetness surrounding Valentine’s Day, but still want to show your honey some love? If raunchy, sarcastic, and random is more your style, Etsy has got you covered. Click through to check out 10 of our favorite irreverent Valentine’s Day cards (beware: heart-shaped dog poop and profanity ahead!)… … More »


Love Stinks — And These Grumpy Cat Cookies Agree!

Hate love? So does Grumpy Cat. Which is why she’s the perfect anti-ambassador for Valentine’s Day. I mean, right now, Grumpy Cat is probably organizing her V-Day plan of attack, which likely involves squirelling away into a pile of litter while everyone else is professing their adoration. These Grumpy Cat cookies are made by Whipped… More »


An Open Letter To All The Publicists Sending Me Stuff For Valentine’s Day

Dear Publicists,

Hello. I get soooo many emails from you. Sooooo many emails that go straight into the trash. Especially around holidays that are considered very Frisky friendly. Valentine’s Day! Yes, I’m well aware that it’s right around the corner, waving at me. Mocking me. I know that it’s your job to pitch… More »


Valentine’s Day Date Inspiration: For The Couple Who Boycotts The Holiday

If you’re the kind of couple who have mutually decided NOT to acknowledge Saint Hallmark’s Day — because of your belief that it’s a consumer-driven pseudo holiday, penchant for rebellion or overall cynical nature — you may often find yourself confused about how to pass the day  that so many others are making such a… More »


Makeup Tutorial #2: Old Hollywood Glamour

Last week my makeup artist friend Aileen showed us how to get a pretty pink Valentine’s Day makeup look. Today we’re upping the drama with a classic old Hollywood look, perfect for swanky dinner dates or a glam night out. Click through for the step-by-step tutorial! … More »


Guys We’re Glad Not To Be Dating This Valentine’s Day

It is better to be single than badly accompanied: that is a truism of relationships that I’ve often reminded myself when the time came for a difficult breakup conversation. As we all know, time and distance can have blurring effects. You forget about the times he yelled at you in public or the snotty tone of… More »


Penguin Couple Gets Married 28 Times For Valentine’s Day

In honor of Valentine’s Day, this penguin pair got married every day, twice a day, from Feb. 1-14, at China’s Shanghai Ocean Aquarium. Their Groundhogs Day-style ceremony went something like this: the couple arrived in a lucite box via remote-controlled Audi followed by a processional of two humans in penguin suits, they exchange head wreaths… More »


Courtney Stodden Was A Tramp For Valentine’s Day

But of course I’m making a play on words here – I’d never insinuate that Courtney Stodden was an outright tramp – how ludicrous! I’m simply talking about the Disney flick, “Lady and the Tramp,” because they’re OBVIOUSLY reenacting the famous dog-eating-spaghetti scene. I’m not sure who’s supposed to be “Lady” and who’s supposed to be “Tramp,” More »


Sewage Plant Offers Valentine’s Day Tours

Love is in the air — and it stinks. New York City’s Department of Environmental Protection will offer tours of of its state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant in Brooklyn on Valentine’s Day, the New York Daily News reports.

It’s a date that’s sure to make anyone’s heart melt — or at least their eyes tear, and not from… More »


Send A Naughty E-Card To Your Valentine!

It’s officially Valentine’s Day and we know what you’re thinking – dinner date, bottle of wine, new lingerie – check, check, check. Even if you aren’t madly in love, who says you have to spend the evening alone? Send this naughty eCard as foreplay and let the sexy hijinks begin!  … More »


Valentine’s Day Lingerie For 10 Types Of Couples

Tomorrow is the sexiest of holidays for serious and not-so serious couples alike. And whether your V-Day date involves staying at home with a movie or a weekend in wine country, the best way to set the sexy mood with your partner is by donning some hot lingerie. So depending on the type of pair… More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Have A Great Valentine’s Day

In case you forgot, Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and it’s so important that you do everything right for your significant other. Do you understand that? Nothing else matters right now other than you not screwing up that special day tomorrow for your partner, and nobody knows that better than Gwyneth Paltrow. And since Gwyneth is such a sweetheart, she’s taken it… More »


13 Valentine’s Day Gifts That Won’t Get You Laid

Give the lady the wrong Valentine’s Day gift and she won’t be so excited to open her heart (or her legs) for you. Even if you do love her “from top to bottom,” we urge you not to buy her this roll of toilet paper. Here are some more gifts that are not going to… More »


Morning Quickies: Zooey Deschanel Sings “You Forgot About Valentine’s Day”

Zooey Deschanel couldn’t possibly have hosted “Saturday Night Live” this weekend without pulling out her ukelele and singing a twee little song about a dude forgetting Valentine’s Day. [The FW via Hulu]
Celebs react to Whitney Houston’s shocking and sudden death this weekend at age 48. [Uptown Magazine]
How’s that for coincidence?  Amber… More »


Weird Valentine’s Gifts: Anatomically Correct Heart Jewelry, Flying Cards, Foot-Soaking Boots And More

Valentine’s Day is a weird holiday in many ways.

Although it started out as a day to honor one or more early Christian martyrs named Saint Valentine, since the 1840s, it has been a manufactured holiday used to sell cards, chocolate, flowers and other romantic gifts.

But romance is in the… More »


Valentine’s Day Shopping Guide: Anti-Love Accessories

We’re all for heart prints and red ruffles, but we can definitely appreciate the more cynical side of love. If you’re in a darker mood this Valentine’s Day, check out these six irreverent accessories that are decidedly anti-love… … More »


10 Creative Date Ideas That Don’t Involve Dinner And A Movie

Dinner and a movie is a popular dating routine for a reason: it’s got entertainment, nutritional value, and you don’t even have to talk for half the time. But just in case you’re looking for a different kind of date, something a little more unique, we compiled a list of 10 creative date ideas that… More »


Get Romantic With Books About Legendary Love Stories

Not in the mood for Valentine’s Day? Well, get romantically inspired this February with some of the most famous love stories in history. It doesn’t matter if you’re single or coupled up, no one can resist a juicy story of passion, glamour, and tragedy — especially if it’s true! So here are some of the books… More »


Evening Quickies: Propose This Valentine’s Day, Courtesy Of … Pizza Hut?

Get engaged at Pizza Hut — with breadsticks and an engagement ring! —  for only $10,010 this Valentine’s Day. The full package includes a red ruby ring, a fireworks show, limo service, photographer, videographer, and of course, a pizza. [Newser]
Meet the Grammy elite: the biggest winners of all time. [Uptown Magazine]
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This Week In Sex: 5 Valentine’s Day Surprises That Will Get A Lady Laid & The 10 Commandments Of Casual Sex

These Valentine’s Day surprises are supposed to get a lady laid, provided she can find someone to lay her, which I am failing at so far. [LA Weekly]
Sleep with “too many” guys and you get “slut shamed,” sleep with “too few” and get “prude shamed.” Can’t we just make “shaming” stop altogether? More »


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