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22 Sexy Lingerie Models Who Are Missing Their Vaginas

Ami Angelowicz and Julie GersteinFebruary 4, 2013 //
Sexy Lingerie Models Who Are Missing Their Vaginas
Sexy Lingerie Models Who Are Missing Their Vaginas
Sexy Lingerie Models Who Are Missing Their Vaginas
Sexy Lingerie Models Who Are Missing Their Vaginas
Sexy Lingerie Models Who Are Missing Their Vaginas
Sexy Lingerie Models Who Are Missing Their Vaginas
Sexy Lingerie Models Who Are Missing Their Vaginas
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Valentine’s Day is the perfect holiday for a gal to test out some sexy lingerie. There are so many different styles to choose from. Will you choose to go demure or vampy or vagina-less? In our search, we found an epidemic that seems to be plaguing lingerie models. Their vaginas have gone missing! (The nipples were just the beginning.) But where did they go? Let’s “Law & Order” this shit. Dun … dun … dun. We have some theories …

Check out more Valentine’s Day-worthy lingerie on our Pinterest board!

Sexy Lingerie Looks
Great sexy lingerie pieces! 14 Photos »
Hell Yeah, I Love You!
Hell yeah, I love you! Getting love is easy this Valentine's Day. Read More »
Worst Vaginas (NSFW)
The Worst Things You Can Do To Your Vagina
Here are some of the worst things you can do to your vagina. 13 Photos »

A Love Letter To Starbucks Baristas Who Don’t Screw Up My Order

Jessica WakemanFebruary 4, 2013 //
Starbucks Lessons
There are life lessons to be learned from working at Starbucks. Read More »
Barista Wants You To Know
50 things your barista wishes he could tell you. Read More »
Starbucks Stereotypes
What your drink order says about you. Read More »
Hell Yeah, I Love You!
Finding love is easy this Valentine's Day. Read More »

Dear Anonymous Starbucks Baristas,

I never thought that making Starbucks beverages was that complicated. Starbucks is basically fast food.  And I say this as someone who drinks at least one Starbucks beverage every single day of my life.

But apparently there is a lot that baristas think the unwashed masses don’t understand about frothing milk, so: okay. This Valentine’s Day, I don’t have a heterosexual male to buy a Hallmark card and wear uncomfortable lingerie for. So my love letter is to you, Starbucks baristas. Specifically, the baristas who don’t screw up my order.  Keep reading »

To Be A Middler Schooler In Love … With Fried Chicken

Ami AngelowiczFebruary 3, 2013 //
Fried Chicken Comes First

An eighth grade teacher found this love note on the floor of her classroom. Awww. See, it is possible to be madly in love but still understand that fried chicken will always be more important than your partner. These kids really get it. Someone send them a bucket of KFC for Valentine’s Day. [Buzzfeed]

Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
Hell Yeah, I Love You!
Hell yeah, I love you! Getting love is easy this Valentine's Day. Read More »
Irreverent Vday Cards
These Etsy Valentine's Day cards are edgy. 11 Photos »

Etsy Spotlight: Irreverent Valentine’s Day Cards

Winona Dimeo-EdigerFebruary 1, 2013 //
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Do you loathe all the sappy sweetness surrounding Valentine’s Day, but still want to show your honey some love? If raunchy, sarcastic, and random is more your style, Etsy has got you covered. Click through to check out 10 of our favorite irreverent Valentine’s Day cards (beware: heart-shaped dog poop and profanity ahead!)…

Unsexy V-day Gifts
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
These Valentine's Day gifts will not get a dude laid. 13 Photos »
Themed Valentines
Our Favorite Themed Valentine's Day Cards
15 themed Valentines we love! 15 Photos »
WTF V-Day Sex Toys
WTF Valentine's Day-Themed Sex Toys
DO sex toys really need to be Valentine's Day-themed? 17 Photos »

Love Stinks — And These Grumpy Cat Cookies Agree!

Julie GersteinJanuary 28, 2013 //
Grumpy Fan Art!
grumpy cat fan art
Tard has many, many loyal fans. 15 Photos »
Lil Bub On Grumpy Cat
Oh, it's a cat fight! Read More »
Do Not Want: Grumpy Cat
These nipple tassels don't look very friendly... Read More »

Hate love? So does Grumpy Cat. Which is why she’s the perfect anti-ambassador for Valentine’s Day. I mean, right now, Grumpy Cat is probably organizing her V-Day plan of attack, which likely involves squirelling away into a pile of litter while everyone else is professing their adoration. These Grumpy Cat cookies are made by Whipped Bake Shop in Philadelphia, and each one is lovingly (hatefully?) packaged with the phrases “Love stinks,” “Overrated” and “Dislike.” Whipped also serves up sugar cookies shaped like bacon and eggs, and a “horny for you” set, featuring a tricerotops and a unicorn. And because they’re total pervs, there’s even a “Mustache Rides, Admit 1″ cookie set. [Whipped Bake Shop, $28] Keep reading »

An Open Letter To All The Publicists Sending Me Stuff For Valentine’s Day

Ami AngelowiczJanuary 10, 2013 //
Open Letter: Chin Hair
I pluck you, you grow back, will it ever end? Read More »
Open Letter: Pigeon
Ami has something to say to the pigeon who pooped on her head. Read More »
Open Letter: Fat Girl
Winona pens an open letter to the fat girl. Read More »
Open Letter

Dear Publicists,

Hello. I get soooo many emails from you. Sooooo many emails that go straight into the trash. Especially around holidays that are considered very Frisky friendly. Valentine’s Day! Yes, I’m well aware that it’s right around the corner, waving at me. Mocking me. I know that it’s your job to pitch products on behalf of your clients. Lots of stuff. Lots and lots of stuff. Stuff that I would never use or care about or write about. But still, you send it. Sometimes, every once in a while, that stuff is GREAT. So, thank you. That pair of jeans that Pacific Sun sent are one of my favorites! And the “Girls” branded Klean Kanteen water bottle is the Christmas present I wanted but didn’t receive.

The rest of the stuff … not so much. I have 12 male masturbators and a stack of New Age love and sex books (titles including Spiritual Lovemaking, Beyond Soul Mates, and I Saw Your Future And He’s Not It) taking up space at my desk. I’m hard pressed to throw out a book, but what do I do with it? I’ve been opening up to pages at random and reading passages to my co-workers. Keep reading »

Valentine’s Day Date Inspiration: For The Couple Who Boycotts The Holiday

Ami AngelowiczFebruary 14, 2012 //
V-Day Survival Guide
For all your Valentine's Day needs. Read More »
V-Day Date Inspiration #3
A romantic evening on the couch alone sounds nice! Read More »
Skipping V-Day?
How to ignore Valentine's Day should you choose to. Read More »

If you’re the kind of couple who have mutually decided NOT to acknowledge Saint Hallmark’s Day — because of your belief that it’s a consumer-driven pseudo holiday, penchant for rebellion or overall cynical nature — you may often find yourself confused about how to pass the day  that so many others are making such a big fuss about. And you’ll have to pass it with each other since everyone else you know has plans. After the jump, what you’ll need so as not to be disturbed on February 14th, just another day on your calendar. Keep reading »

Makeup Tutorial #2: Old Hollywood Glamour

Winona Dimeo-EdigerFebruary 14, 2012 //
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hollywood glamour how to
hollywood glamour how to
hollywood glamour how to
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Pretty In Pink
pretty in pink make up
Check out our romantic V-Day makeup tutorial! 7 Photos »

Last week my makeup artist friend Aileen showed us how to get a pretty pink Valentine’s Day makeup look. Today we’re upping the drama with a classic old Hollywood look, perfect for swanky dinner dates or a glam night out. Click through for the step-by-step tutorial!

Guys We’re Glad Not To Be Dating This Valentine’s Day

Jessica WakemanFebruary 14, 2012 //
Single & Lovin' It!
30 things we love about being solo. Read More »
Guys On V-Day
We ask the guys on our IM what they think about V-Day. Read More »
V-Day Survival Guide
For all your Valentine's Day needs. Read More »
jerk guy photo

It is better to be single than badly accompanied: that is a truism of relationships that I’ve often reminded myself when the time came for a difficult breakup conversation. As we all know, time and distance can have blurring effects. You forget about the times he yelled at you in public or the snotty tone of voice he used when he talked down to you. You remember the cuddles and the kisses as if they were all you did, every time, even when you know this is not the whole story.

On Valentine’s Day — the day that is supposed to be about celebrating love and romance — it seems fitting to remember the guys who we are happy aren’t in our lives: 

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Penguin Couple Gets Married 28 Times For Valentine’s Day

Ami AngelowiczFebruary 14, 2012 //
V-Day Survival Guide
For all your Valentine's Day needs. Read More »
Bisexual Animals
These 10 animals have bisexual tendencies. 11 Photos »
Wacky Weddings
The wackiest theme weddings ever. 5 Photos »
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In honor of Valentine’s Day, this penguin pair got married every day, twice a day, from Feb. 1-14, at China’s Shanghai Ocean Aquarium. Their Groundhogs Day-style ceremony went something like this: the couple arrived in a lucite box via remote-controlled Audi followed by a processional of two humans in penguin suits, they exchange head wreaths in front of a crowd of onlookers and rubbed beaks to seal the deal. And this is supposed to be romantic? Twenty-eight weddings in one month? I’m surprised they still can stand to be in the same lucite box with one another. I’m sure those gay penguins in Montreal are feeling really shitty about this ostentatious mockery of of the institution. If this doesn’t move the penguin community to organize for penguin marriage equality, I don’t know what will. [Dlisted]

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