One of the realities of dating in 2016 is we all end up with phone contacts for old flames that we never get around to deleting. Katia, who gave you her number without you even asking in 2014. Emily, who went on one ill-fated date with you to a fancy bar in 2015. Annie, who… More »
While you were wining and dining yourself into being broke for the rest of the month, Sacramento couple Daniel and Cassie were busy crushing Valentine’s Day. After five-years together, they couldn’t figure out how to celebrate. Out of frustration, Cassie suggested they just go to Taco Bell. More shocking, he didn’t propose right then and there. More »
Does Valentine’s Day make you want to stick your head inside the crevices of your IKEA couch cushions until April? Do you wince everytime you see a red rose being thrust into the face of a teary-eyed girlfriend?
Well, then I have the cure for you! A donkey in Egypt has gained fame… More »
Incredible gesture, or maybe a bit over the top? What do you think?
17 year old Smithfield, Utah resident Hayden Godfrey decided to save up his money for a year and a half to be able to afford $450 worth of 900 carnations from an online wholesaler in order to give one flower… More »
Ah, breakups are in the air!
But I guarantee you aren’t as good at contemplating your situation as well as five-year-old Quinn, who was caught on camera recently wringing her hands over her most recent relationship on her way home from preschool.
Quinn explains that a really nice guy likes her,… More »
Uber is ready to deliver you some sexy lingerie for all your emergency Valentine’s Day needs. More »
I’m embarrassed to admit it, but with Valentine’s Day looming around the corner, I’m getting depressed about not being in a relationship. I know I shouldn’t care and I’ve been giving myself constant pep talks—I’m nice, smart and funny!—but I’m the only single person in my group of friends and it stings. What can I… More »
Valentine’s Day, a creation of the Hallmark industrial complex, is not real. Conversation hearts and boxes of waxy chocolate that serve as placeholders for the actual work of a relationship are what they look like at face value — a panacea for loneliness, a salve against the supposed void left in a life spent unattached. More »
Unfortunately, not all romantic songs are created equal–and some, quite frankly, are pretty damned creepy. More »
Nothing says, “I love you,” like tickets to Lin-Manuel Miranda’s hit hip-hop musical, but not everyone can afford Hamilton tickets. But now you can still tell Bae that you’ll send a battalion to remind them of your love, thanks to these Hamilton Valentines.
The watercolor cards were created by artist and food writer Casey Barber and… More »
If you’re not a person who loves Valentine’s Day, I have a present for yooooooou! Fail Army has compiled couple-related fails just in time for you to laugh your ass off at coupled people this Valentine’s Day. My favorite clip is the kids with the flowers. I know that feeling well. You’ll see.
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Call me crazy, but this seems like the actual best Valentine’s Day idea ever. Apparently, you can celebrate the most romantic day of the year at Waffle House, where your special dinner will include “white tablecloths, candle light, and a lemon-lime bubbly in a champagne glass.”
PRETTY SURE the lemon-lime “bubbly” is actually Sprite. More »
So it’s the day before Valentine’s Day, and right now you’re killing yourself trying to come up with a last-minute idea.
Your favorite restaurants are booked solid, and the hostess laughed you off the phone when you even tried to ask. It’s OK — take a deep breath, because you can still nail… More »
Valentine’s Day is juuuuust around the bend, and in unusual circumstances for me, I can actually celebrate it this year with, GASP, a man. I’ve always been a fan of Valentine’s Day, even at my most miserably single, because as a person who loves a lot (and always really, really hard), I bask in any… More »
Our favorite tiny hamsters have returned to go on the most extravagant tiny hamster date there ever was. With the help of a human, the little couple makes their way down a tiny river on a tiny gondola to eat a romantic tiny dinner. Why a human put together this elaborate date for his pets is… More »
Valentine’s Day is a sham of a holiday. It makes people in relationships feel unnecessary and weird pressure to put on a show, buy some flowers and trot out the chocolates, lest you be branded a monster who doesn’t care about the person you sleep with every now and again. And, if you’re single, you… More »
Want to add a little romance to your drink this Valentine’s Day? Bring the sizzle with these 16 colorful cocktails… … More »
Valentine’s Day is almost here–and you know what that means! Piles and piles of listicles suggesting romantic tips for couples looking to spice up their love lives. Most of those suggestions will be either awkward or terrible. Then again, so are–I would say–the vast majority of things traditionally considered generically romantic and/or sexy. For example…
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