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Courtney Stodden Was A Tramp For Valentine’s Day

Evil Beet GossipFebruary 14, 2012 //

But of course I’m making a play on words here – I’d never insinuate that Courtney Stodden was an outright tramp – how ludicrous! I’m simply talking about the Disney flick, “Lady and the Tramp,” because they’re OBVIOUSLY reenacting the famous dog-eating-spaghetti scene. I’m not sure who’s supposed to be “Lady” and who’s supposed to be “Tramp,” but I think it’s a safe bet to say that Doug Hutchison is no tramp. I mean, Courtney’s probably the first chick he’s ever slept with (and that still triggers my gag reflex, even after Chocolate! Cheerios!), so there’s that, too. Read more…

Sewage Plant Offers Valentine’s Day Tours

Huffington Post Weird NewsFebruary 14, 2012 //

Love is in the air — and it stinks. New York City’s Department of Environmental Protection will offer tours of of its state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant in Brooklyn on Valentine’s Day, the New York Daily News reports.

It’s a date that’s sure to make anyone’s heart melt — or at least their eyes tear, and not from job. In fact, the Newtown Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant sits on one of the most fetid waterways in the country. Read more…

Send A Naughty E-Card To Your Valentine!

Amelia McDonell-ParryFebruary 14, 2012 //

It’s officially Valentine’s Day and we know what you’re thinking – dinner date, bottle of wine, new lingerie – check, check, check. Even if you aren’t madly in love, who says you have to spend the evening alone? Send this naughty eCard as foreplay and let the sexy hijinks begin!  Keep reading »

Valentine’s Day Lingerie For 10 Types Of Couples

Tres SugarFebruary 13, 2012 //
WTF Valentine's Day-Themed Sex Toys

Tomorrow is the sexiest of holidays for serious and not-so serious couples alike. And whether your V-Day date involves staying at home with a movie or a weekend in wine country, the best way to set the sexy mood with your partner is by donning some hot lingerie. So depending on the type of pair you’re in, be it friends with benefits or long-time marrieds, we’ve got 10 different Valentine’s Day lingerie recommendations. Get your sexy inspiration now! Read more…

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Have A Great Valentine’s Day

Evil Beet GossipFebruary 13, 2012 //

In case you forgot, Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and it’s so important that you do everything right for your significant other. Do you understand that? Nothing else matters right now other than you not screwing up that special day tomorrow for your partner, and nobody knows that better than Gwyneth Paltrow. And since Gwyneth is such a sweetheart, she’s taken it upon herself to put together a step-by-step guide for you to give to your lover so that he doesn’t mess everything up tomorrow. That Gwyneth, always such a gem!

Gwyn went ahead and made a timeline so Valentine’s Day can run as smoothly as possible. The first step is to print out the guide and leave it somewhere for your “other half” to find because “they’ll get the hint.”  Tee-hee! Read more…

13 Valentine’s Day Gifts That Won’t Get You Laid

Ami AngelowiczFebruary 13, 2012 //
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
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V-Day Survival Guide
For all your Valentine's Day needs. Read More »

Give the lady the wrong Valentine’s Day gift and she won’t be so excited to open her heart (or her legs) for you. Even if you do love her “from top to bottom,” we urge you not to buy her this roll of toilet paper. Here are some more gifts that are not going to get her romantic juices flowing. [Just Paper Roses]

Morning Quickies: Zooey Deschanel Sings “You Forgot About Valentine’s Day”

Jessica WakemanFebruary 13, 2012 //
V-Day Survival Guide
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Zooey & Ben Split
Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are splitting after two years. Read More »
Rebel Zooey
A teenager Zooey once wrote a feminist letter to Vogue. Read More »
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  • Zooey Deschanel couldn’t possibly have hosted “Saturday Night Live” this weekend without pulling out her ukelele and singing a twee little song about a dude forgetting Valentine’s Day. [The FW via Hulu]
  • Celebs react to Whitney Houston’s shocking and sudden death this weekend at age 48. [Uptown Magazine]
  • How’s that for coincidence?  Amber Riley will be singing “I Will Always Love You” tomorrow night on “Glee” for a Valentine’s Day episode. [Huffington Post]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOPy tips for a sexy Valentine’s Day. Oops, your plans are ruined, Chris Martin. [ONTD]
  • But if Gwynnie’s suggestions don’t cut it, here’s some Valentine’s Day date ideas out of the red states. [The Gloss]
  • Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez plan to get hitched this summer. And guess who they’re allegedly inviting to the wedding? [Stupid Celebrities] Keep reading »

Weird Valentine’s Gifts: Anatomically Correct Heart Jewelry, Flying Cards, Foot-Soaking Boots And More

The Huffington PostFebruary 12, 2012 //

Valentine’s Day is a weird holiday in many ways.

Although it started out as a day to honor one or more early Christian martyrs named Saint Valentine, since the 1840s, it has been a manufactured holiday used to sell cards, chocolate, flowers and other romantic gifts.

But romance is in the eye of the beholder and not every person or relationship appreciates the one-size-fits-all approach to gifts of love.

Especially someone who is weird.  Read more…

Valentine’s Day Shopping Guide: Anti-Love Accessories

Winona Dimeo-EdigerFebruary 12, 2012 //
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We’re all for heart prints and red ruffles, but we can definitely appreciate the more cynical side of love. If you’re in a darker mood this Valentine’s Day, check out these six irreverent accessories that are decidedly anti-love…

10 Creative Date Ideas That Don’t Involve Dinner And A Movie

Winona Dimeo-EdigerFebruary 12, 2012 //
V-Day Date Inspiration #1
How to arrange the perfect romantic dinner at home. Read More »
V-Day Date Inspiration #3
A romantic evening on the couch alone sounds nice! Read More »
V-Day Date Inspiration #2
Make love like the French with this dinner a deux. Read More »

Dinner and a movie is a popular dating routine for a reason: it’s got entertainment, nutritional value, and you don’t even have to talk for half the time. But just in case you’re looking for a different kind of date, something a little more unique, we compiled a list of 10 creative date ideas that are affordable, easy, and memorable. Perfect for Valentine’s Day or any day, really. Check ‘em out, and please share your own favorite date ideas in the comments! Keep reading »

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