If you have sex with 20 people, you will get genital warts. At least, that is how I framed it to my friends. My pillows had seen more than a few DIY haircuts when I saw something downtown, too: bumps. I knew it was an STI. Genital warts, to be honest, but I wasn’t ready to be. Maybe it’s razor burn? I thought, instead of facing facts. Or just ingrown hairs? Maybe if I grew out a ‘70s bush it will go away?
Yeah, it didn’t. Keep reading »
In a time when everything from artificial tans to calf implants has become culturally acceptable, for some reason genitals usually get left out of the body-decoration process. The only real option until recently was choosing between carpet or hardwood floors. Not anymore! Now you have exciting options like …
#7 Vajazzling: Originally a high-end spa treatment where a wax job was finished by attaching Swarovski crystals in decorative patterns to the waxed area, vajazzling was introduced to the mainstream by Jennifer Love Hewitt, who is apparently something of a matron saint of this and a huge aficionado herself. Read more… Keep reading »
Thought vajazzling had finally drifted into obscurity and you’d never hear another word about the gemstone vagina art? (Sorry.) Now vajazzling fans can do an easy DIY version with this Butterfly Merkin, which allows you to apply Swarovski crystals to your nether regions with an adhesive peel. Sold at Coco de Mer, here’s an excerpt from the product description: “Your p**sy will purr when you put on this beautiful diamante butterfly.” Cringe. [Coco de Mer] Keep reading »
I’m still trying to wrap my brain around why someone would get teeny tiny crystals stuck to their mons pubis, so imagine the mind f**k that occurred when I heard that vajazzling has been replaced by va-ttooing as the vaginal decor trend du jour. According to The Gloss, Completely Bare Spa in New York City is now giving women temporary vaginal tattoos. The tattoos are applied with airbrushed ink and I’m not sure if you can get anything you want or if there’s, like, a selection of stencils to choose from, but all I know is that I am making an appointment. I mean, I think it’s totally stupid, but I have to admit, I just need to get one of these babies applied to my cooter before I run out and hook up with someone and gauge the dude’s reaction. I shall report back. [The Gloss] Keep reading »
Does the look of a blinged-out vajayjay turn you on? Then vajazzling porn is for you! Yes, vajazzling porn. Fleshbot says porn company 3rd Degree has just announced a June 15 street date for “Vajazzled,” a porn that is somehow about the below-the-belt bling trend. No word on what the plot would be — though it promises “skin-bling to fire up your ding-a-ling” — but the video comes with its own vajazzling kit, seemingly so you can role-play what goes down in the film. I thought there could be nothing in this world more stupid than vajazzling itself, but this trumps it. [via Fleshbot.com] Keep reading »