Posts tagged "vajayjay"

Name That Vajayjay: 40 Words For Every Situation

How did it happen that "vajayjay" quickly became the slang term for vagina? Did Oprah start it? Was it Grey's Anatomy? It almost feels like a fable at this point -- but regardless, there has ALWAYS been slang terms for what's in your pants and who knows? By the year 2067, vajayjay may sound a…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 21, 2011

Should Jessica Alba’s Untamed “Va-Jay-Jay” Be A “Vagina”?

"Untamed Vaginas." Now that's a cover line — one you'll never, ever see on the cover of a mainstream magazine. So the September issue of Cosmopolitan went with this big splashy cover line over Jessica Alba's crotch: "Untamed Va-jay-jays: Guess What Sexy Style Is Back." This is too much for blogger Leah Chernikoff…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 17, 2010

Khloe Kardashian Battles “Vajayjay” And “Aunt Flow”

Besides sharing her first period story with the world as part of a Kotex video series, Khloe Kardashian has joined the Declaration of Real Talk campaign. The initiative, launched by the feminine products brand, is supposed to empower young women to talk about their bodies without resorting to the use of…
By: Catherine Strawn / April 15, 2010

Foo Foo, Cabbage Patch, Francesca: 16 Weird Names Ladies Call Their Vaginas

If Kotex isn't allowed to say "vagina" or even "down there" in their tampon commercials, they should check out LoveYourVagina.com, a veritable thesaurus of ladyparts synonyms. LoveYourVagina.com is asking ladies to "tell us what you lovingly call yours ..." and graphing the answers in a massive tag cloud. Eve…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 18, 2010

Your Vajayjay’s First Protective Shield!

Oprah may be responsible for "vajayjay" -- slang for "vagina," for those of you living under a rock -- entering the English lexicon, but she doesn't own the trademark. That explains why VJJ Enterprises -- which has filed a trademarking application -- was able to manufacture the first product ever featuring the term. The best…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 23, 2009

Flashback: Lysol Is Not For Your Ladybits

Did you know Lysol used to advertise itself as appropriate for feminine hygiene? "A man marries a woman because he loves her," the copy for this vintage ad reads. "Instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself.” According to this retro-minded public service message, a woman should "safeguard her…
By: Simcha / September 18, 2008

Forget Below-The-Belt Surgery: Love Your Lady Flower!

Ladies, it's time we start embracing our vaginas and stop letting money hungry clinics, offering vaginal cosmetic surgery, dictate what makes a beautiful vajayjay. The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists recently warned that the trend of "designer vaginas" may be exploiting vulnerable women. Women in Australia, New Zealand,…
By: Annika Harris / August 1, 2008

Jon Stewart Endorses A More Innocent Version Of The Horizontal Tango

The Daily Show did a segment on abstinence-only education and suggested a fun activity for those holding onto their chastity. Dry-humping! Oh and our new favorite word for our vag since va-jay-jay is so 2007? Shame-cave! [Feministing]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 1, 2008

Get Well Soon Supermodel!

Naomi Campbell, who has been dating a Brazilian businessman, was rushed into surgery in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Monday. The Afro-Jamaican-Chinese model, whose vajayjay has been seen everywhere from Playboy to Madonna’s Sex book, allegedly needed to have a small ovarian cyst removed. Naomi’s publicist released a statement on her behalf, "Following the successful procedure,…
By: Simcha / February 27, 2008

Vajayjay Nation: What’d You Call It, Oprah?

Have you wondered if an entire nation of intelligent women would jump off a bridge if Oprah said it was the thing to do? We have. We've also wondered whether said women would start calling their vaginas by a cutesy nickname, like, say vajayjay, if Oprah announced that was what she called her snatch.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 4, 2007