Posts tagged "vaginas"

Should A Dude Blow Smoke Up Your Vag?

While men love it when we blow them, can women get blown, too? I’m talking literally — with smoke. That’s what I’ve been wondering on 4/20 (remember kids, don’t do drugs!). Erowid, the online encyclopedia of drugs, answers this burning question: I was sitting around with my girlfriend yesterday, smoking marijuana out of a bong.

Dr. V / April 20, 2009

Quote Of The Day: Matthew McConaughey Really Does Need A Map

“From checking out Playboy I always thought — jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we? — I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 16, 2009

Yahoo! Answers Some Tough, Steamy Questions About The Vagina

Sometimes, people say the dumbest things. And when they do, luckily, they say them all in the same place: Yahoo! Answers. Why, just this week, Emily asked:“Why does steam come out of my vagina?”My guess is she’s a fire crotch! Ha, get it? Anyway, we’ll let the “experts” on internet forums help her figure thi…

Simcha / March 11, 2009

Doin’ It With Dr. V: Exercising Your Kegels

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily led me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly,

Dr. V / January 23, 2009

A Coloring Book For Grown-Ups

Get out your 64-crayon box of Crayolas! This coloring book will keep you busy on those days when you don’t have anyone to play with. The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas is available through several sellers for $11.95 to $516.77. At those prices, it must be good (though, to be fair, you can get…

Catherine Strawn / January 9, 2009

Sound Off: What Would You Do If You Had A Penis For A Day?

To any guys reading this post — this is indeed a conversation most women have in their lifetime with their friends. We are fascinated by that thing dangling between your legs. What it feels like there, how pants fit comfortably, what it’s like when you’re standing at a urinal and are tempted to glance at…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 13, 2008

Quickies!: Will Katherine Heigl Be Next?

T.R. Knight has asked to be released from his “Grey’s Anatomy” contract. [Candy Kirby]
Men have some really lame excuses for passing on sex. [Your Tango]
Your scent and taste down below is your signature and, unless you have an infection, you shouldn’t try to change it. [Daily Bedpost]…

Annika Harris / December 9, 2008

Girl Talk: Friends With Benefits? I Don’t Think So

Not long ago, I met a guy that reminded me of that sexy NPR storyteller Ira Glass. Instantly, I fell in nerd-love with this doppelganger. After dating for a while, though, we realized we had only one thing in common: sex. So we decided to be friends with benefits. According to a Michigan State University

Simcha / December 7, 2008

Amy Sedaris Demonstrates How To Clean Your (Felt) Vagina

Amy Sedaris was hilarious on a recent episode of “Chelsea Lately” — seriously, I would love to have a slumber party with those two. The best part is when she says she used to go to acting auditions and perform monologues from the female body tomb “Our Bodies Ourselves”. Classic.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 28, 2008

HPV: Not Just For Crotches Anymore

According to a new study, HPV is moving on up…to mouths! That’s right, just when you thought Gardasil and Cervarix solved all your problems, now you have to worry about what else you’ve been opening wide. Since the ’70s. throat cancer cases have doubled, and the research shows HPV is to blame, with 39% of…

Simcha / October 15, 2008

Waxing On About Waxing Off

I’ve always found it funny that as the Brazilian — and I’m talking waxing here, people — has became more popular among women, it’s beards, mustaches, and facial scruffiness that has become more in vogue for men. I can’t help but wonder why the women of my generation are hacking off their bushes while the…

Simcha / September 19, 2008

Flashback: Lysol Is Not For Your Ladybits

Did you know Lysol used to advertise itself as appropriate for feminine hygiene? “A man marries a woman because he loves her,” the copy for this vintage ad reads. “Instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself.” According to this retro-minded public service message, a woman should “safeguard her…

Simcha / September 18, 2008

Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: What Would You Do With A Vag For A Day?

Dang, “What Would You Do With A D–k For A Day?” really was a hot topic huh? Thanks for stopping by gentlemen and cluing us into some fun we might have missed. But the thing really weighing on my mind? Do guys ever consider what they would do with a vagina for a day? I…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 2, 2008

A Spa For Women Concerned About Pelvic Fitness

Dr. Lauri Romanzi, a gynecologist who performs pelvic reconstruction surgery, will open the first spa dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman’s genitals in Manhattan this month. Taking a cue from the creation of storefront dental spas, like BriteSmile, Dr. Romanzi developed her own concept of pelvic fitness. PHIT — short for pelvic health integrated…

Annika Harris / July 3, 2008

Vagenius: The Evolution Of Monkey Business

While a lot of celebrities like to walk around with their cooters out, it turns out that just means they’re less evolved females. Big surprise! But seriously, evolution is to blame for all the problems men have reading women’s sexual signals — although it seems like the trade off was worth it. Back in the…

Simcha / March 25, 2008

Idaho Bagel Shop Knows What Their Customers Really Want

Some advertisements just get straight to the point, don’t they? [Ad Week]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 13, 2008

Sit In Someone’s Lap, Literally

We love art students! They are so crafty in their free time. Like this lovely lady who’s selling a couch she made in college on Craigslist. FYI, it’s shaped like a vagina. But plush poonani comes at a price — the seller is asking $600 “and a loving home”, but does warn that the couch…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 16, 2008

The Tyra Banks Vagina Spectacular!

Tyra Banks dedicated an entire hour of her talk show yesterday to one of our favorite subjects — the vagina. However, we were stunned to discover that the audience was filled with women who were scarily uneducated about their own bodies — and that this was somehow supposedly a reflection of society a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007

Vajayjay Nation: What’d You Call It, Oprah?

Have you wondered if an entire nation of intelligent women would jump off a bridge if Oprah said it was the thing to do? We have. We’ve also wondered whether said women would start calling their vaginas by a cutesy nickname, like, say vajayjay, if Oprah announced that was what she called her snatch. Well…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 4, 2007
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