Posts tagged "vaginas"

10 Ways NOT To Praise Our Vaginas

Oh Asylum, how happy are we that you’ve discovered our need to have praise bestowed upon our sacred lady flowers! So happy that we were inspired to compliment your wangs! Although your vajayjay compliment primer is certainly a valiant effort, now might be a good time to tell you that a comment like “Your vagina…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 6, 2009

Strengthen Your Lady Parts With Semi-Precious Stone Eggs

In July, we learned about the woman with the world’s strongest vagina. Tatiana Kozhevnikova spent 15 years strengthening her lady parts with custom-made glass balls and worked her way up to lifting 31 lbs.

The practice of strengthening your hoo-ha by putting a ball up there isn’t new, though it’s not something we…

By: Catherine Strawn / September 28, 2009

Quick Pic: This Vag-Bag Is Great For Fondling

You know how sometimes the leather of your handbag feels so soft that you find yourself stroking it? Well, this handbag not only feels soft, but it will help you practice your masturbation technique — in case you still need help with that. [Fail Blog, 8/6/09]…

By: Annika Harris / August 10, 2009

The Guiness Book Of World Records Crowns The Strongest Vagina, Again

I’m sure your vagina is impressive, but can it lift 31 lbs? Russian mom, Tatiata Kozhevnikova, 42, was feelin’ a little loosey-goosey after giving birth. Instead of just doing kegels like the rest of us, she decided to challenge herself and become a below-the-belt strong woman.

Tatiana read up on the ancient Dao…

By: Simcha / July 7, 2009

Quickies!: Rihanna Still Wants To Be Chris Brown’s Friend?!

Rihanna supposedly wants Chris Brown’s restraining order lifted so the two can “work on their friendship.” [Your Tango] — Rihanna’s dad doesn’t approve, and neither do we. [I’m not surprised at all by this. — Annika]
Em & Lo want to know — do you have good playdar? [Em & Lo]
North Carolina schools are…

By: Carrie Wasterlain / June 29, 2009

Tattoo Artist Predicted The Billy Bob-Angelina Breakup

Friday Jones, who is opening the luxe tattoo parlor Friday Jones Fifth Avenue this month, inked Angelina Jolie with Billy Bob’s name (on her vag!) back in the day. And luckily for Jolie, Jones had the wisdom to make the “Billy Bob” tattoo as much like a washable Crayola marker as she possibly could. Yikes.

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 9, 2009

My Period Is Not A Natural Disaster, Thank You Very Much

Yesterday, as I was flipping through People, I came across an advertisement that scared me to death. What was it marketing? Feminine hygiene products, of course. Because, I mean, what could be scarier than a period?! The Always Infinity ad features a dangerous tornado-like whirlpool swirling ominously into a gigantic maxi pad. A pad that,…

By: The Frisky / June 8, 2009

Quickies!: Nine-Year-Old “Slumdog” Actress Writes A Memoir

Nine year-old Rubina Ali is more than just an adorable actress from “Slumdog Millionaire”—she’s also a soon-to-be author! [People] – From the description, the memoir sounds just as vivid as the beautiful film.
Denise Richards talks about her “complicated” life in an interview with PopEater. [Pop Eater] — She actually sounds fairly intelligent! Way to…

By: Carrie Wasterlain / June 5, 2009

Doin’ It With Dr. V: What To Do When You’re Feeling Raw

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily lead me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly,

By: Dr. V / May 22, 2009

Doin’ It With Dr. V: Scent Of A Woman

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily lead me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly,

By: Dr. V / May 17, 2009

That’s Vaginal! Escalator In First Ever Barbie Flagship Store Looks Like Lady Bits

Have I seen too many vaginas, or does this pink-hued escalator in the world’s first ever Barbie flagship store in Shanghai look a hell of a lot like a hooha? I mean, really. The recently completed Barbie-themed Mattel store in Shanghai, China, was designed by Slade Architecture. At a whopping 35,000 square feet, the Barbie…

By: Susannah Breslin / May 6, 2009

Your Vajayjay’s First Protective Shield!

Oprah may be responsible for “vajayjay” — slang for “vagina,” for those of you living under a rock — entering the English lexicon, but she doesn’t own the trademark. That explains why VJJ Enterprises — which has filed a trademarking application — was able to manufacture the first product ever featuring the term. The best…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 23, 2009

Should A Dude Blow Smoke Up Your Vag?

While men love it when we blow them, can women get blown, too? I’m talking literally — with smoke. That’s what I’ve been wondering on 4/20 (remember kids, don’t do drugs!). Erowid, the online encyclopedia of drugs, answers this burning question: I was sitting around with my girlfriend yesterday, smoking marijuana out of a bong.

By: Dr. V / April 20, 2009

Quote Of The Day: Matthew McConaughey Really Does Need A Map

“From checking out Playboy I always thought — jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we? — I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 16, 2009

Yahoo! Answers Some Tough, Steamy Questions About The Vagina

Sometimes, people say the dumbest things. And when they do, luckily, they say them all in the same place: Yahoo! Answers. Why, just this week, Emily asked:“Why does steam come out of my vagina?”My guess is she’s a fire crotch! Ha, get it? Anyway, we’ll let the “experts” on internet forums help her figure thi…

By: Simcha / March 11, 2009

Doin’ It With Dr. V: Exercising Your Kegels

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily led me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly,

By: Dr. V / January 23, 2009

A Coloring Book For Grown-Ups

Get out your 64-crayon box of Crayolas! This coloring book will keep you busy on those days when you don’t have anyone to play with. The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas is available through several Amazon.com sellers for $11.95 to $516.77. At those prices, it must be good (though, to be fair, you can get…

By: Catherine Strawn / January 9, 2009

Sound Off: What Would You Do If You Had A Penis For A Day?

To any guys reading this post — this is indeed a conversation most women have in their lifetime with their friends. We are fascinated by that thing dangling between your legs. What it feels like there, how pants fit comfortably, what it’s like when you’re standing at a urinal and are tempted to glance at…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 13, 2008

Quickies!: Will Katherine Heigl Be Next?

T.R. Knight has asked to be released from his “Grey’s Anatomy” contract. [Candy Kirby]
Men have some really lame excuses for passing on sex. [Your Tango]
Your scent and taste down below is your signature and, unless you have an infection, you shouldn’t try to change it. [Daily Bedpost]…

By: Annika Harris / December 9, 2008
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