The other day, I was sitting around, and I was thinking, you know what this world needs? World peace, an end to the BP disaster, and underwear that camouflages camel toe. While we may not have reached world peace or solved the BP mess yet, someone has invented Camelflage, undies that conceal unsightly camel toe action. What are the benefits of Camelflage, you ask? “Visual privacy,” because who wants their hoo-ha on display all over town? “Confidence,” because I know I feel better when I know everyone can’t see my genital silhouette, and “Secure fit,” because when I wear Camelflage, I want to stay camelflaged. Then, as the website points out, “You will feel safe and secure knowing you aren’t ‘that girl’ everyone is laughing at behind your back.” And who wants to be that girl? I know I don’t. All this for $19.99. Now, onto world peace. [Racked] Keep reading »
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If The Frisky had a mascot, we’d like to think it would be Tatiata Kozhevnikova, a 42-year-old Russian with the world’s strongest vagina. That’s not a turn of phrase either. Guinness World Records actually crowned her queen of the vaginas. In any case, Kozhevnikova has returned with a new video, showing off her vaginal superpowers. Surely, this is one of the most amazing vaginas ever. Personally, I don’t totally get what’s going on here? Like, how is this thing attached to her hooha? Or is she clenching it, like, inside? One day, we may see workout rooms at the gym filled with women who have barbells dangling from their vaginas, taking vagina power-building classes. It could happen, people. [Total Pro Sports] Keep reading »
Have you ever heard of Vulva? It’s a perfume that supposedly smells like a woman’s vagina. Well, now the Vulva commercial is here. Not surprisingly, the ad focuses a great deal on a woman’s vagina. Nevertheless, it remains unclear exactly what Vulva smells like in real life. And why the woman who stars in this commercial is working out the entire time, I am not entirely sure. It’s possible Vulva is a “gag” product, but I don’t know. I think people would buy this stuff. But maybe not women. [Copyranter] Keep reading »
Vaginas! So strange. So mysterious. So essential a component of the female anatomy. Sure, you may have a vagina. Or maybe you’re just curious about vaginas. Vaginas are like snowflakes. No two vaginas are alike. Of course, some vaginas are more exceptional than others. Check out the top 10 most unique vaginas in our vagina-tastic slide show.
This goes under the category of “What is happening to sex?”
Having recently read a curious post on the blog Why Women Hate Men, I have decided to take on the topic of the clitoris, oral sex, and some men’s obtuseness as it concerns this prized activity technically known as cunnilingus (a name that I once gave a puppy and, sadly, it stuck).
The post lacerated a 19-year-old guy in Las Vegas for writing a personal ad promising to bring delight to all whom responded to his free offer for unparalleled oral sex (his assessment). There was only one exception — “smelly ugly girls” need not apply. Ah, a man of such discernment. Keep reading »
I went to the gyno Saturday and was surprised when the nurse practitioner asked me what I use to wash the goodies. I told her Summer’s Eve Sensitive Wash. She told me she doesn’t trust products like Summer’s Eve, Massengill, or Lamisil because these companies also make douches, which we all know are unhealthy. She suggested regular old Dove soap and a hand — washcloths can hold bacteria — as the best method for cleaning the lady parts. She also cautioned against allowing any water into the vagina, saying to only clean the outside. Now, I’m a little cheap in weird ways, so I’m not switching to Dove until my wash runs out, which it almost has. What do you think about the nurse’s advice? And what do you use to stay fresh and clean? Keep reading »
Over at GuySpeak.com, our very own Mind Of Man, John DeVore, offers up the hilarious “25 Approved Nicknames for My Genital Organs.” On the list? Hercules Meatquake, Whoa’s Ark, King of Wangistan, and Seven and a Half Inches of Fury. That begs the question: What vagina nicknames have The Frisky ladies’ seal of approval? Check out 25 approved nicknames for our genital organs. Keep reading »