Posts tagged "vaginas"

Vagina Cupcakes, Anyone?

Well, I know what I’m doing this weekend. Attempting to make a batch of Chaos Bakery’s anatomically correct vagina cupcakes. I never thought I’d know how to fashion labia out of fondant, but hey, you live and learn. It’s kind of like a science and baking lesson all rolled into one tasty vagicake with…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 29, 2011

Name That Vajayjay: 40 Words For Every Situation

How did it happen that “vajayjay” quickly became the slang term for vagina? Did Oprah start it? Was it Grey’s Anatomy? It almost feels like a fable at this point — but regardless, there has ALWAYS been slang terms for what’s in your pants and who knows? By the year 2067, vajayjay may sound a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 21, 2011

New Underwear Keep Your Vagina Cool, Way Cool

Lady parts can sometimes be way complicated. I mean, doesn’t your vagina sometimes overheat? It’s not like your body naturally regulates its temperature or anything. But thankfully, Jockey has created cooling underwear, which soothes your burning firecrotch with state-of-the-art technology from NASA!. Says the company, “The Outlast® temperature regulating technology behind Jockey® staycool underwear hel…

Julie Gerstein / March 18, 2011

Things You Shouldn’t Put In Your Vagina

54 bags of heroin
31 empty heroin bags
8 prescription pills
$51.22 in cash and change

Twenty-seven-year-old Pennsylannia woman, Karin Mackaliunas, was arrested for suspected burglary and reckless driving. After a routine strip search, authorities discovered all of the items listed above stored in her vagina. Now that’s a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2011

Does Your Vagina Need A Steam Bath?

Hey, do you know what your vagina is thinking right now? Maybe it’s: “I’d really enjoy a steam bath.” If your vagina isn’t saying, but you are intrigued, you may want to jump on the latest vagina trend since the vagina facial and vajazzling: chai-yok. The practice is Korean in origin, although it’s hot now…

Susannah Breslin / December 20, 2010

Girl Talk: I Had Labiaplasty Surgery

I first heard the word “labiaplasty” three years ago. Immediately, my interest was piqued. My unruly butterfly wings — otherwise known as my labia — interfered with my sexual activities. Riding a bike for more than 15 minutes? Painful. Camel toe? Obvious. Intercourse? Lube did little to relieve all that smooshing, pulling, stretching, especially whe…

Anonymous / December 8, 2010

Finally, A Blanket As Soft As A ‘Gina

If you thought #3 on yesterday’s list of “Signs You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hoochie Mama” made you cringe, wait till you hear the name of this new line of blankets: Vagisoft. Shudder. And I’m not shuddering because it’s cold and I need a blanket. I mean Vagisoft sounds like the kinda thing you hide…

Simcha / November 19, 2010

I Got A Vagina Facial

OK, I didn’t get a vagina facial — or “vagacial” — or “Peach Smoothie,” as it’s called — but Alex Kuczynski’s personal story for Harper’s Bazaar of getting one was so freakin’ intimate that I feel like I got one by proxy. What the hell is a vagacial, you ask? It’s a facial. Except it’…

Susannah Breslin / November 15, 2010

Kim Kardashian Thinks Khloe Has A Nice Vajayjay

Now, I am aware that “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” is not exactly high-brow television. I mean, you’re never going to see two of the family members debate the symbolism in James Joyce’s Ulysses. But still, I’m sometimes shocked by how low the series sinks sometimes. We’ve seen Kourtney give Khloe an at-home bikini

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 31, 2010

Your DIY Vajazzle Just Got A Bit Easier

Thought vajazzling had finally drifted into obscurity and you’d never hear another word about the gemstone vagina art? (Sorry.) Now vajazzling fans can do an easy DIY version with this Butterfly Merkin, which allows you to apply Swarovski crystals to your nether regions with an adhesive peel. Sold at Coco de Mer, here’s an excerpt…

Leonora Epstein / August 9, 2010

Is My Vagina Too Big?

I hear cosmetic surgery advertisements all the time on the radio: breast enhancements, tummy tucks, liposuction, and vaginal rejuvenation.

Okay, the first three are obvious. But that fourth one? Vaginal rejuvenation? Does my vagina need to be made young again? I didn’t know it was old.

Actually, vaginal rejuvenation surgery is supposed to…

The Stir / August 8, 2010

Meet The Queen Of The Lesbians

Say hello to Paradise016. She lives in the U.K., and she is “Queen of the Lesbians.” This SFW video is a must-see, but be forewarned it does include the word “vagina.” Apparently, this little ditty is a response to another song called “Show Me Your Genitals.” Yes, this is the internet in 2010.

Susannah Breslin / August 4, 2010

Just Say No To Camel Toe

The other day, I was sitting around, and I was thinking, you know what this world needs? World peace, an end to the BP disaster, and underwear that camouflages camel toe. While we may not have reached world peace or solved the BP mess yet, someone has invented Camelflage, undies that conceal unsightly camel toe…

Susannah Breslin / June 11, 2010

Woman With World’s Most Powerful Vagina Shows Off More Vagina Power

If The Frisky had a mascot, we’d like to think it would be Tatiata Kozhevnikova, a 42-year-old Russian with the world’s strongest vagina. That’s not a turn of phrase either. Guinness World Records actually crowned her queen of the vaginas. In any case, Kozhevnikova has returned with a new video, showing off her…

Susannah Breslin / May 7, 2010

The Vulva Perfume Commercial Has Arrived

Have you ever heard of Vulva? It’s a perfume that supposedly smells like a woman’s vagina. Well, now the Vulva commercial is here. Not surprisingly, the ad focuses a great deal on a woman’s vagina. Nevertheless, it remains unclear exactly what Vulva smells like in real life. And why the woman who star…

Susannah Breslin / March 19, 2010

The Top 8 Most Amazing Vaginas

Vaginas! So strange. So mysterious. So essential a component of the female anatomy. Sure, you may have a vagina. Or maybe you’re just curious about vaginas. Vaginas are like snowflakes. No two vaginas are alike. Of course, some vaginas are more exceptional than others. Check out the top 10 most unique vaginas in our vagina-tastic slide show.

Susannah Breslin / January 7, 2010

The Clairvoyant Between Your Legs

This goes under the category of “What is happening to sex?”

Having recently read a curious post on the blog Why Women Hate Men, I have decided to take on the topic of the clitoris, oral sex, and some men’s obtuseness as it concerns this prized activity technically known as cunnilingus (a name that…

DivineCaroline.com / January 3, 2010

Quick Tip Of The Day: Your Hand Is The Best Thing To Clean Your Lady Parts

I went to the gyno Saturday and was surprised when the nurse practitioner asked me what I use to wash the goodies. I told her Summer’s Eve Sensitive Wash. She told me she doesn’t trust products like Summer’s Eve, Massengill, or Lamisil because these companies also make douches, which we all know are unhealthy. She…

Annika Harris / November 3, 2009

Poll: What’s Your Pubic Hair Style?

[poll id=442]…

Susannah Breslin / October 22, 2009
1 ... 4 5 6 7 8