There is no greater challenge to female celebrity-dom than the inevitable moment of camel toe exposure. Sure, we may walk around rocking the camel toe in our yoga pants, but there’s not a pack of paparazzi documenting the comings and goings of our labias. You may think you know everything about your favorite celebrity — but can you identify her by her camel toe alone? Find out with our name that celebrity camel toe quiz. Let’s start with this recent, egregious toe-sposure. Here’s your clue: She’s one of the greatest singers of all time who chose the worst pants of all time. Click through to play.
Indie rock darling Grimes is a busy girl. Aside from making her own brand of high-pitched vocal-tinged pop music, she’s also designed her own line of um, very special jewelry. The rings come out of collaboration between Grimes (nee Claire Boucher) and Montreal-based jewelry designer Morgan Black. She calls ‘em pussy rings, but the finger jewelry resemble jelly-ish slug creatures more than vaginas, at least to us. [GrimeStyle]
No, I’m ready to learn. Because I already know “How My Pussy Works.” I don’t need to listen to a song wherein Brian McKnight educates me about my vagina. I understand his impulse to go in a more erotic direction with his music … but NO. This is definitely not the right direction. Assuming that he is serious. I can’t tell. He can’t be, can he? [Buzzfeed]
Well, this is one way to honor Queen Elizabeth’s 60th anniversary on the throne. Vajazzling is bad, but Majazzling is worse. UK website LoveHoney.com is offering this limited edition “Majazzle” package to make sure our ladyparts are ready for the momentous occasion. Yes, “Majazzle” is the word that happens when vajazzle and her Majesty come together. I’m sure the Queen would be grateful if you put a crown on your vagina in her honor. Click on through to see some more of the worst things you can do to your vagina. [Huffington Post]
Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put unsterilized foreign objects in them. Most of us understand these rules. But you’d be surprised. Some women cannot be stopped from violating the terms and conditions of their vaginas. If you dare, click through to see the weirdest things women have stashed in their kitties, the poor things.
Knitting is not just for nice folks anymore. Some people are using their needles to make naughty bits. I was delighted by this collection of hand-knit uteruses in unexpected places. Who says a womb can’t play piano? This uterus virtuoso is just the beginning. Click away to see what can be done with yarn, needles and a dirty mind. (Warning: some of these crafts might be considered NSFW.)
Ladies, in case you weren’t aware, while that teeny tiny egg makes its way down your fallopian tubes, your hormones are making you do all kinds of weird crap you have no awareness of. It’s like an alien inhabits your body and coerces it into behavior that you would never dream of the other 27 days of the month. Click through to find out how ovulation is subtly controlling your life.
People have seen a lot of things in food — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing with your food is a bad thing? All this phallic salad needs is some creamy dressing. Ok, maybe that was taking it too far. This food porn is obviously intentional, but click through to see some more naturally occurring sexy mouthfuls that’ll make you do a double take.
Bristle worms are a species of deep-sea-dwelling worms that, at just the right angle under a macro camera lens, happen to look exactly like … vaginas! Wow, that’s a striking likeness. Click through to see more creatures that resemble ladyflowers. [Buzzfeed]
Josh and I were together for a year and a half. We had a relationship built upon the stuff the Under Twos so often are: You both like the same book, you both like Christopher Guest, you do the horizontal mambo and it’s not, like, awful, and the next thing you know you’ve met a family and celebrated an anniversary.
You know, of course, that at some point you’ve got to listen to the voice inside your head that runs her mouth about “long-term compatibility.” It’s just that, right now, in this moment, you’re having an awful lot of fun eating pizza in bed with someone else beside you. And, you know, compared to your friend Vicki’s boyfriend, Josh is an absolute GEM. Keep reading »