Posts tagged "vaginas"

10 WTF Stock Photos: Crotch Shots

One of the best parts of my day as a blogger is searching through stock photos. Sometimes I stumble upon a ridiculous photo or … a wealth of them. It’s like mining for gold. And then, just like that, hours of my day disappear. I came across this gem recently. This man seems to be…

Ami Angelowicz / April 18, 2012

The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas

Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not  meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put unsterilized foreign objects in them. Most of us understand these rules. But you’d be surprised. Some women cannot be stopped from violating the terms and…

Ami Angelowicz / April 6, 2012

14 Pairs Of Panties A Lady Shouldn’t Be Caught Dead In

Ladies, if you want to wear granny panties, boy shorts, period undies, sexy thongs, go for it. A woman’s panties are her business, and if we’re being honest, guys don’t notice them anyway. The most you’ll get is a “Hey those are cute, can I take them off now?” And that’s on a good night,…

Ami Angelowicz / March 30, 2012

20 Naughty Knits (NSFW)

Knitting is not just for nice folks anymore. Some people are using their needles to make naughty bits. I was delighted by this collection of hand-knit uteruses in unexpected places. Who says a womb can’t play piano? This uterus virtuoso is just the beginning. Click away to see what can be done with yarn, needle…

Ami Angelowicz / March 29, 2012

8 Weird Things That Happen To Us When We’re Ovulating

Ladies, in case you weren’t aware, while that teeny tiny egg makes its way down your fallopian tubes, your hormones are making you do all kinds of weird crap you have no awareness of. It’s like an alien inhabits your body and coerces it into behavior that you would never dream of the other 27…

Ami Angelowicz / March 27, 2012

12 Kinds Of Sex Every Woman Needs To Have Before She Settles Down

We’re sick of all these so-called relationship experts telling ladies the way to snag a man is to keep it in your pants, er, skirt. Listen, you prisses, not only are we way too old to be  virgins, but we sure as hell are glad we’re not! Holding out for some kind of commitment only…

The Frisky / March 14, 2012

Food Porn: Raw And Uncensored

People have seen a lot of things in food — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing with your food is a bad thing? All this phallic salad needs is some creamy dressing. Ok, maybe that was taking it too far. Thi…

The Frisky / March 9, 2012

9 Types Of Female Masturbation Orgasms (NSFW)

We love this study in female masturbation orgasms. Because, seriously, each one is totally different depending on your mood and and method. But orgasms can be divided into general categories. Click through to see diagrams of the different types of masturbatory orgasms. Starting with the standard “Good Orgasm”, which never, ever gets old. [Tempest Paige]…

The Frisky / March 9, 2012

That’s Vaginal! 11 Animals That Look Like Ladyflowers

Bristle worms are a species of deep-sea-dwelling worms that, at just the right angle under a macro camera lens, happen to look exactly like … vaginas! Wow, that’s a striking likeness. Click through to see more creatures that resemble ladyflowers. [Buzzfeed]…

Girl Talk: How My Friend’s Crazy Boyfriend Made Me Hang Onto Mine

Josh and I were together for a year and a half. We had a relationship built upon the stuff the Under Twos so often are: You both like the same book, you both like Christopher Guest, you do the horizontal mambo and it’s not, like, awful, and the next thing you know you’ve met a…

Shoshanna Beren / February 22, 2012

Girl Talk: Why I’ve Never Been Waxed

I am the only woman in NYC who has never gotten waxed. This is a fact. If someone collected statistics, the numbers would definitely confirm it.

You could say I’m a bit of a wild woman. My hair is unpredictable, my nail polish is usually mostly chipped off, I can’t do a pantsuit…

Kate Fridkis / February 16, 2012

10 Outrageous Fertility Myths

According to a recent study by the Guttmacher Institute, young women underestimate their ability to get pregnant, while women in their 30s and 40s overestimate, and continue to wait. Whichever side of the fertility divide you fall on, there way too many myths floating around that have nothing to do with age. Here are 10…

Steph Auteri / February 16, 2012

Smooth Groove & 5 Other Products To Conceal Your Camel Toe

Ladyparts are oh-so-problematic. They smell. They’re hairy. And when you wear super-tight clothing, they don’t automatically invert inside your body like an oyster to prevent camel toe. Can’t a girl give herself a yeast infection in peace? Luckily, the marketplace has generously stepped in to “help” us “solve” this beguiling conundrum. We just heard about the…

Jessica Wakeman / January 27, 2012

The Top 9 Most Amazing Vaginas

Vaginas! So strange. So mysterious. So essential a component of the female anatomy. Sure, you may have a vagina. Or maybe you’re just curious about vaginas. Vaginas are like snowflakes. No two vaginas are alike. Of course, some vaginas are more exceptional than others. Like Hazel Jones, the woman who was so brave as to…

The Frisky / January 12, 2012

A Brief History Of LadyJanes (Women Who Pay For Sex)

When we think of people who hire sex workers, we probably conjure up the image of a shadow-y dudes, all back-alley-creepy-like. But what about the women that pay for it? It’s rare, but it happens. From “sex tourists” in the Caribbean to the ladies who hire strippers, more women are paying for sex than ever before.

Rachel White / December 22, 2011

Girl Talk: I Have A Boring Vagina

The last time I spread my legs for a doctor (and no, I haven’t slept with anyone in scrubs), Lindsay Lohan was a law-abiding citizen. Somehow, I had managed to put off my visit to the friendly gyno longer than I cared to admit. A close friend’s recent alarming diagnosis post-gyno visit had fueled me…

Sofi Mars / December 2, 2011

51 Vagina Nicknames Approved By The Lord

Apparently, referring to a vagina (out loud — whispering it is OK) as a VAGINA invites Satan into your body. Because VAGINA is a filthy, filthy word. Luckily, Bryan Blake of Christwire provides us with 51 Lord approved phrases for VAGINA that will keep us from sounding like dirty whores. I personally enjoy “skin wand scarf”…

Ami Angelowicz / November 11, 2011

Vagina Cupcakes, Anyone?

Well, I know what I’m doing this weekend. Attempting to make a batch of Chaos Bakery’s anatomically correct vagina cupcakes. I never thought I’d know how to fashion labia out of fondant, but hey, you live and learn. It’s kind of like a science and baking lesson all rolled into one tasty vagicake with…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 29, 2011

Name That Vajayjay: 40 Words For Every Situation

How did it happen that “vajayjay” quickly became the slang term for vagina? Did Oprah start it? Was it Grey’s Anatomy? It almost feels like a fable at this point — but regardless, there has ALWAYS been slang terms for what’s in your pants and who knows? By the year 2067, vajayjay may sound a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 21, 2011
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