Posts tagged "vaginas"

16 Things We Masturbated To Before We Knew Porn Existed

Before the invention of the world wide web, before we even knew porn existed, you best believe we were masturbating. And in a lot of creative ways. We feel bad for the young people today who can just log onto their computers and have a world of whack off materials with a single click. “Back…

By: The Frisky / September 25, 2012

15 WTF Period Products

Ahoy matey! It’s that time of the month. Why not celebrate it by putting this hunky pirate cloth pad in your undies and letting him guard your hidden treasure? Or not.  Believe it or not, there’s more swashbuckling menstruation products sailing the crimson seas of Etsy. Click on through to see more WTF period product…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 21, 2012

10 Common Sex Dreams And What They Mean

Sex dreams, especially ones involving “doing it” with a person you would never, ever want to see naked in real life, can be quite disturbing. I once had a dream about a boss who I was absolutely repulsed by. Not only was he extremely unattractive to me, but his arrogance and condescending attitude made him…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 18, 2012

A Brief History Of “Boston Marriages”

“Boston Marriage” was a term used in the 19th century and early 20th century to refer to two single women living together, independent of men. The term was originally coined in Henry James’ novel The Bostonians, which told the tale of an intimate companionship between two wealthy, Boston women. Rumored to have been based o…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 12, 2012

“Vagina” And “Discharge” Deemed Not Too Dirty For TV In New Zealand

Breaking news for the female anatomy! In New Zealand, it was deemed safe to use the words “vagina” and “discharge” in TV commercials. An advertisement for Carefree Acti-Fresh Panty Liners, which aired in July, was the first to drop the V-bomb on the country. Naturally, the Advertising Standards Authority received many complaints from “disgusted” viewers.

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 20, 2012

Coco Shows Off Healthy Coochie Cleavage

Coco is the master of showing off cleave of all kinds — boob, butt and now vadge. In a photo shoot for Craze magazine she wore a silver body suit, which accentuated her cameltoe, or as Ice likes to refer to it, her “nice healthy, well defined coochie.” After the jump, Coco’s nice, healthy, well…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 20, 2012

A Brief History Of The Pregnancy Test

I was commenting on how packaged pregnancy tests resemble fruit roll ups when my mother told me scientists once injected bunnies with a woman’s urine to determine whether or not she was pregnant.

“A rabbit?” I was a little stunned by the idea of poor, floppy-eared, innocent rabbits getting shot up with pee. “Oh…

By: Susan Finch / August 6, 2012

Your Vagina And Your Bicycle: What You Need To Know

Eek! Bicycle riding ladies, the Journal of Sexual Medicine has published a study about the bad things a bicycle can do to a vagina. According to researchers at Yale, competitive female cyclists who had their handle bars lower than their bike seat experienced “significantly higher vibratory thresholds in the anterior vagina, compared with riders whose…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 4, 2012

7 Kegel Exercisers For The Lazy Vagina

I spent most of last week being confused/disturbed by Panty O’s new kegel panties, which allow you to exercise your vaginal muscles while you wear the underwear. I found this frightening, but then I received a press release for the Magic Banana. Never heard of it? I hadn’t either. It’s a flexible accessory for “strengthening your…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 27, 2012

12 Famous Women Who’ve Used Their Sexuality (To Get Ahead)

The combination of tits and drive can, apparently, cause the internet to crash. In the past six months I’ve watched as publications and writers I admire scrutinize Lana Del Rey for representing a “passive femininity,” gawk at young writer Marie Calloway for sleeping with older, more established male writers and shake their heads at Rihanna…

By: Rachel White / June 29, 2012

When Fleshlights Are Mistaken For Mushrooms

Please note: If you find a soft, slimy object that looks like a plant with two heads with a small hole on one side and eyes, nose and lips on the other, it may be an undiscovered species of mushroom. It also make be a synthetic vagina/anus combo.  Should we tell the reporter it’s a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 20, 2012

Miley Cyrus Has A “Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha” Moment

Miley Cyrus emerged from her Miami hotel yesterday wearing a button-up shirt that barely covered her chocha–er, I mean vagina. Other pictures revealed that she was indeed wearing shorts underneath, and although her hotel stay with her male friend Cheyne has been raising eyebrows, Miley insisted it was totally innocent, tweeting, “So now because I…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 15, 2012

Vajazzling, Waxing and Anal Bleaching: 9 Crazy Examples Of Celeb Lady TMI

There was a time not so long ago when famous folk wanted to create the illusion that they were NOT “just like us.” Grace Kelly was never photographed buying jumbo packs of toilet paper! Audrey Hepburn describing where she was the day Aunt Flo first came to visit? HA! Nowadays many female stars, like Jennifer…

5 Reasons This $4000 Vagina Jacket Might Be Worth It

This Givenchy jacket totally looks a vagina (well, to be  more specific, it looks like labia). It also costs $4,145, which seems like an exorbitant price for a vagina jacket, Givenchy or not, but there are actually a few situations that could justify the expense. Here are five of them…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 4, 2012

Quiz: Can You Name The Celebrity Camel Toe?

There is no greater challenge to female celebrity-dom than the inevitable moment of camel toe exposure. Sure, we may walk around rocking the camel toe in our yoga pants, but there’s not a pack of paparazzi documenting the comings and goings of our labias. You may think you know everything about your favorite celebrity –…

By: The Frisky / May 1, 2012

These Vagina Rings Look Like Large Gelatinous Slugs

Indie rock darling Grimes is a busy girl. Aside from making her own brand of high-pitched vocal-tinged pop music, she’s also designed her own line of um, very special jewelry. The rings come out of collaboration between Grimes (nee Claire Boucher) and Montreal-based jewelry designer Morgan Black. She calls ‘em pussy rings, but the finger jewelry resemble…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 1, 2012

Brian McKnight Wants To Show You “How Your %$#@& Works (If You’re Ready To Learn)”

No, I’m ready to learn. Because I already know “How My Pussy Works.” I don’t need to listen to a song wherein Brian McKnight educates me about my vagina. I understand his impulse to go in a more erotic direction with his music … but NO. This is definitely not the right direction. Assuming that he i…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 25, 2012

13 Of Worst Things You Can Do To Your Vagina (NSFW)

Well, this is one way to honor Queen Elizabeth’s 60th anniversary on the throne. Vajazzling is bad, but Majazzling is worse. UK website LoveHoney.com is offering this limited edition “Majazzle” package to make sure our ladyparts are ready for the momentous occasion. Yes, “Majazzle” is the word that happens when vajazzle and her Majesty come together.

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 23, 2012

10 WTF Stock Photos: Crotch Shots

One of the best parts of my day as a blogger is searching through stock photos. Sometimes I stumble upon a ridiculous photo or … a wealth of them. It’s like mining for gold. And then, just like that, hours of my day disappear. I came across this gem recently. This man seems to be…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 18, 2012

The 8 Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas

Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not  meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put unsterilized foreign objects in them. Most of us understand these rules. But you’d be surprised. Some women cannot be stopped from violating the terms and…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 6, 2012