You might remember the woman who found herself with a penis-shaped cake pan and attempted to find creative ways to use it. That was satire. This birthing cake is not. The Pinterest user who made this cake — featuring a strawberry vagina giving birth to doll head — and posted it with the caption: “The Baby shower vagina cake I made for my best friend! So funny yet so disturbing♥♥”
And she’s not the only who’s minus a best friend after showing up at her baby shower with a bloody vagina. There are vaginal funeral cakes and crowning uterus desserts all over the internet. This leads me to believe that birthing cakes are a thing now. I’ll begrudgingly participate in the poop in the diaper game, but I flat-out refuse to eat a slice of labia/uterus /fetus layer cake at your baby shower, even if it’s made out of chocolate sprinkles and pink buttercream. Sorry, it’s just going to work for me. [Mommyish]
Today in vadge nightmares, a Canadian woman is suing her gynecologist for making hers too tight for sex. While giving birth in 2010, the woman suffered an internal, vaginal tear and, according the the lawsuit, her doctor performed surgery to repair it. He told her to abstain for sex for six weeks and she did as told, but when she tried to have sex with her husband, it was impossible due to the pain.
In a follow up visit with different doctor, the woman was told that the stitches in her vagina had come apart and “a fairly rigid strip of scarring and narrowing of the vagina [was] preventing penetration.” (I can’t even read this sentence without crossing my legs!) Keep reading »