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Amanda Bynes Just Wants Drake To Be Friends With Her Vagina — Plus An App That Teaches Women How To Masturbate

Kill Her Vagina?
Amanda Bynes tweets that she wants Drake to kill her vagina. Read More »
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A timeline of all the celebs that Amanda Bynes has called "ugly."
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  • As it turns out, Amanda Bynes doesn’t really want Drake to murder her vagina, she just wants him to be friends with it. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Why does Harry Styles’ underwear look like a diaper? [Pop Sugar]
  • These photographers have taken pictures of more than 140 people having sex and they have stories to tell. [Nerve]
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The Soapbox: In Defense Of The Crotch Selfie

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Calling Women "Vaginas"
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"Vaginas" is an appropriate euphemism for "women." Read More »
The Soapbox: In Defense Of The Crotch Selfie

This piece originally appeared on Role/Reboot. Republished here with permission.

Warning: Some parts of this article, and individual hyperlinks, are explicit, and may be considered NSFW.

There’s a lot of pressure to have a good vagina. Rapper Missy Elliott’s mysterious “Pussycat” is a ballad from a woman to her genitals. She pleads that they not “fail her now” so her lover won’t cheat on her. Then she disguises her voice through a creepy filter and raps as her lover, backhandedly affirming that he’s “glad [hers] ain’t that gushy stuff.” Ten years later, I’m still not sure if the song is parody or commentary. It reminds us that in a culture that reduces women to our appearances, we can feel like not much more than walking vaginas. And if you flip and reverse that argument, when we sexualize women, we see women’s genitals existing to perform for a partner’s pleasure. Where every part of a woman’s body is taxonomized, judged, and sentenced, it’s no surprise that we treat our vulvas with fear and disgust.

I know a few extra things about how women regard their genitals. While creating my documentary,Subjectified, I had intimate conversations about sex with women across the United States. In the jarring words of a funny, self-confident, conventionally gorgeous 23-year-old, “I don’t think I have the prettiest genitals…I remember like three years ago I put a mirror down there, and that was the first time I saw up-front what was going on…I was totally horrified for a whole week.” Another woman described how her genitals were seriously injured in childbirth, requiring reconstructive surgery that she couldn’t afford. She felt stuck in a dysfunctional relationship because she was ashamed to show her body to anyone else. Our feelings about our genitals reverberate through our lives, and we project a life’s worth of insecurities onto our private parts. Keep reading »

How Not To Deal With A Boyfriend That Finds Your Vagina “Repulsive”

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I’ve read a lot of letters asking for advice. Some of them are weird, like the woman who asked Slate’s Dear Prudence if she should date the guy who sniffed her sweaty bicycle seat at the gym. I vote for NO. Some of them are soul-stirring. Check out Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice On Love And Life from Dear Sugar if you haven’t already. I cried my way through it. Sometimes I agree with the advice and sometimes I don’t. That’s to be expected. But I think I stumbled upon what might be the saddest advice exchange ever. A woman whose boyfriend finds her vagina “repulsive” wrote in to the Guardian:

“My boyfriend of three years has never actively looked at my vagina or shown the slightest interest in it other than the usual foreplay. He performs oral sex occasionally but always under the darkness of the duvet and has admitted he doesn’t find vaginas particularly attractive, joking that mine is especially repulsive…”

Three years!? This poor woman. I’m no professional, but I feel like I know exactly what she should do: DUMP HIM RIGHT NOW. I mean, is there any other option? No one deserves to be with someone who finds their genitals repulsive. After the jump, check out the AWFUL advice this woman was given. Keep reading »

This New Lip Gloss Ad Would Like For You To “Spread Those Sexy Lips”

Poisonous Vagina
A woman tried to poison her husband with her vagina. Read More »
Vaginal Probe Ad
NC candidate co-stars with vaginal probe in new campaign ad. Read More »
"Vagina" Censored
iTunes censors the word "vagina" in "The Vagina Monologues" e-book. Read More »

Hey, do you think this lip gloss ad from Vbeauté might have anything to do with … well … vaginas? Nah. What about that dress? No vaginas there either, right? [Refinery29]

“Vaginas” Is An Appropriate Euphemism For “Women,” According To New Hampshire Republican Politician

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I’m tempted to respond like a fourth-grader and refer to New Hampshire State Representative Peter Hansen as “penis” for the rest of this post.  But unlike this “fairly well-educated” man, I’m not of the mind that genitalia are acceptable substitutes for gender.  In an email sent to the New Hampshire House of Representatives list-serv Rep. Hansen wrote (emphasis ours):

“What could possibly be missing from those factual tales of successful retreat in VT, Germany, and the bowels of Amsterdam? Why children and vagina’s [sic] of course. While the tales relate the actions of a solitary male the outcome cannot relate to similar situations where children and women and mothers are the potential victims.”

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10 Things Our Gynos Told Us That Blew Our Minds (As Told In GIFs)

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As a woman in her ’30s, I thought I knew pretty much all there was to know about my body. If you had asked me, I would have sworn I was well-informed. And then I started going to a new gynecologist and she literally blew my mind when she told I’d been checking my breasts all wrong. What? How had I missed this? I knew about the circular check but not the up-and-down pattern. Well, maybe because the last time I learned about breast self-examination was from a pamphlet I got in high school. That was a while ago. After the jump, I asked other women about the most surprising things they learned from their gynos. Keep reading »

High School Science Teacher In Trouble For Saying The Word Vagina When Teaching About Vaginas

Vagina!
An open letter to the Michigan state reps who are offended by the word. Read More »
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A high school science teacher in Idaho is being investigated for using the word “vagina” while teaching a biology lesson about the about the female orgasm.

“I teach straight out of the textbook, I don’t include anything that the textbook doesn’t mention … But I give every student the option not attend this class when I teach on the reproductive system if they don’t feel comfortable with the material,” said Tim McDaniel, the 10th grade science teacher at Deitrich School who dropped the V-Bomb. Keep reading »

A Play-By-Play Of The Kardashian Sisters’ Vagina Off

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New York's piece on Kim Kardashian wades deep in shallow water. Read More »
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Kardashian Koochie Kontest!
If I can't smell their pu**ies...

The Kardashians have graduated from bodily fluids to bodily scents. On last night’s episode of the “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami,” Khloe sniffed Kim and Kourtney’s koochies to see which one smelled better. I believe you would call this a vagina off. It’s like a dance off, but with krotches. The Kardashian vagina off began as all vagina offs do — with jealousy. When Khloe said, “Kim, you’re so gor-gina, that sometimes I want to put my dick in your mouth,” it was ON! Keep reading »

6 Kinda Embarrassing Questions You’re Too Afraid To Ask Your Doctor — Answered!

My Long Labia
All about Amelia's long labia. Read More »
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I Have: Vaginal Cysts
Those hard tiny lumps weren't STDs, but cysts. Read More »

Your annual visit to the lady doctor isn’t necessarily the most pleasant way to spend an afternoon. Between the poking, prodding and your casual evasion of pointed questions like “How many drinks do you have a week?”, going to the the gynecologist is a necessary but not entirely awesome experience. I usually leave the gynecologist with a list of unanswered questions, and I always resolve this situation by taking to Google with a glass of wine, self-diagnosing through the mess of Yahoo! Answers forums and WebMD. It goes without saying that this never really works out for the best. This time, we’ve decided to do the work for you! We consulted the best of the best on the Internet to come up with answers to all those burning questions that feel a little too personal to ask your doctor. Keep reading »

Watch The Woman With The World’s Strongest Vagina Show Off Her Skills

Lazy Vagina?
Kegel Exercisers For The Lazy Vagina
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Amazing Vaginas
Tatiata Kozhevnikova can bench press 31 lbs. with her vadge

Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the woman with the world’s strongest vagina, can bench press a whopping 31 lbs. with her crotch. That’s like lifting a baby bear cub with your vagina. Bad visual, but you get the point: her vagina muscles are ripped. Kozhevnikova stopped by “The Body Shocking Show” to show off exactly what her super strong vadge could do. God, I love UK television. Don’t worry, there are no bear cubs. But there is a wooden egg in a condom that acts as a pulley for her special vagina dumbbells. [The Huffington Post]

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