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Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina While Grinding A Power Tool

  • Oh, Ke$ha, you never disappoint. This week, she told Conan O’Brien about that time she electrocuted her vagina on stage while grinding a power tool. This probably explains why there are ghosts up in there. [The Blemish]
  • It sounds like the beginning of a joke … a group of evangelists walk into a sex convention. It’s not a joke. Jesus loves porn stars. [Huffington Post]
  • You might be sabotaging your own chances of getting laid, scientifically speaking. Stop that this instant! [Cracked]
  • Enough of getting sex advice from sexperts. She what sage wisdom a fire artist has to offer. Because…they’re hot. [Nerve]
  • “My husband has no penis,” is certainly a creative way to let the world know you’re a lesbian. [Em & Lo]
  • The most epic love triangles of all time, starring these women. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Doctor Sued For Making Woman’s Vagina Too Tight For Sex

Poisonous Vagina
A woman tried to poison her husband with her vagina. Read More »

Today in vadge nightmares, a Canadian woman is suing her gynecologist for making hers too tight for sex. While giving birth in 2010, the woman suffered an internal, vaginal tear and, according the the lawsuit, her doctor performed surgery to repair it. He told her to abstain for sex for six weeks and she did as told, but when she tried to have sex with her husband, it was impossible due to the pain.

In a follow up visit with different doctor, the woman was told that the stitches in her vagina had come apart and “a fairly rigid strip of scarring and narrowing of the vagina [was] preventing penetration.” (I can’t even read this sentence without crossing my legs!) Keep reading »

Behold This 39-Foot-Tall, Screaming Vagina

The "Cliteracy" Project
Sophia Wallace's Cliteracy Project
Artist Sophia Wallace wants to solve our "Cliteracy" problem. Read More »
"Vagina" Censored
iTunes censors the word "vagina" in "The Vagina Monologues" e-book. Read More »
Kali's Vag Comes To Life
Giant Screaming Vagina
Artist Builds A Screaming Vagina Installation

If you’re unfamiliar with her, the fearsome Hindu goddess Kali is known as the great destroyer and creator. She’s often depicted on a cremation ground holding a scimitar and decapitated heads. Her powerful image inspired South African artist Reshma Chhiba to turn a former women’s prison used to hold anti-apartheid activists into a giant vagina complete with a clit, pubic hair and disembodied screams. Keep reading »

Something’s Fishy About This Sushi Restaurant Ad

Thigh Advertising
thighvertising
Japanese women are wearing advertisements on their thighs. Read More »

This ad campaign for a sushi restaurant in Yekaterinburg, Russia, is meant to make you want to eat vagina fish. The tagline translates to, “First class FISH, not some vulgar crap.” But oh, it’s vulgar. I’m speechless for once. [Buzzfeed]

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Exorcised A Ghost From A Woman’s Vagina With His Penis

Breaking Up: Driving Sex
Drunk Driving
He tried to have sex while drunk driving... Read More »
Breaking Up: Ice Cream
This guy got caught not sharing his ice cream with his girlfriend. Watch »
Breaking Up: Library
He's banned from all libraries on earth. Read More »

Dear Huang Jianjun,

I know you take your ghostbusting extremely seriously. Killing ghosts has been your passion since you saw “Ghostbusters” in the ’80s. I’ve always wanted to be supportive of you and your dreams, so I refrained from telling you that I thought your idea to start a ghostbusting business was absurd. What can I say? I was tired of you sitting around all day watching watching succubus porn and drinking Mountain Dew, so I lied and told you to start your business. I wanted that imprint of your ass off my couch. I realize now that was a mistake. You used your business as an excuse to have sex with an unsuspecting woman. And here I was believing that we never had sex anymore because you weren’t “attracted to sentient beings.” Ha! What a fool I was. I suppose you were lying about not being able to get it up because of your diabetes too. Keep reading »

The Va J-J Visor Is A Hat For Your Vagina

Weird Waxing Moments
Uncomfortable moments Ami has shared with her waxer. Read More »

Another day, another ridiculous accessory for your vagina. The Va J-J Visor is a “vaginal shield designed to help protect a woman’s inner vulva area” during “Brazilian and bikini waxing, depilatories and shaving, hair coloring, tanning or spa treatments. It can also be used as a hygienic shield while trying on swimwear or intimate apparel, and during body piercings and tattooing,” says the website. So, let’s break this down because I have  a few thoughts about vagina hats and why nobody needs one. Keep reading »

Vagina Saves Penis From Attack By Angry Man

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Non-theater geeks, gather ’round ye all and let me school you in the art of radical street theater. Really, there’s not much schooling to be done; the former actor in me wanted to write a pretentious sentence. But…street theater! It’s when performers take their acting to the street and engage real, unsuspecting onlookers as their audience. This is what members of the Nomadic Academy of Fools, a UK theater troupe, were doing when they hit Glastonbury High Street in a penis and vagina costume respectively to promote their forthcoming play.

“We’re trying to highlight the contradiction in society,” said Joanne Tremarco, the woman dressed as a vagina.

Um, obviously. I got it right away.But some non-theater loving fool, did not understand the message. He took offense to the walking, talking genitals and began to attack Chris Murray, the man dressed as a penis. Keep reading »

Amanda Bynes Just Wants Drake To Be Friends With Her Vagina — Plus An App That Teaches Women How To Masturbate

Kill Her Vagina?
Amanda Bynes tweets that she wants Drake to kill her vagina. Read More »
Masturbation Myths
Stupid misconceptions men have about the way women masturbate. Read More »
Amanda's Ugly List
A timeline of all the celebs that Amanda Bynes has called "ugly."
A timeline of every celeb Amanda Bynes has called ugly. Read More »
  • As it turns out, Amanda Bynes doesn’t really want Drake to murder her vagina, she just wants him to be friends with it. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Why does Harry Styles’ underwear look like a diaper? [Pop Sugar]
  • These photographers have taken pictures of more than 140 people having sex and they have stories to tell. [Nerve]
  • A very good reason to let go of all the bitterness towards your ex. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

The Soapbox: In Defense Of The Crotch Selfie

My Long Labia
Amelia's long labia. Read More »
Barbie Vagina
Women are getting cosmetic surgery to get rid of their labias. Read More »
Calling Women "Vaginas"
Rep. Peter Hansen
"Vaginas" is an appropriate euphemism for "women." Read More »
The Soapbox: In Defense Of The Crotch Selfie

This piece originally appeared on Role/Reboot. Republished here with permission.

Warning: Some parts of this article, and individual hyperlinks, are explicit, and may be considered NSFW.

There’s a lot of pressure to have a good vagina. Rapper Missy Elliott’s mysterious “Pussycat” is a ballad from a woman to her genitals. She pleads that they not “fail her now” so her lover won’t cheat on her. Then she disguises her voice through a creepy filter and raps as her lover, backhandedly affirming that he’s “glad [hers] ain’t that gushy stuff.” Ten years later, I’m still not sure if the song is parody or commentary. It reminds us that in a culture that reduces women to our appearances, we can feel like not much more than walking vaginas. And if you flip and reverse that argument, when we sexualize women, we see women’s genitals existing to perform for a partner’s pleasure. Where every part of a woman’s body is taxonomized, judged, and sentenced, it’s no surprise that we treat our vulvas with fear and disgust.

I know a few extra things about how women regard their genitals. While creating my documentary,Subjectified, I had intimate conversations about sex with women across the United States. In the jarring words of a funny, self-confident, conventionally gorgeous 23-year-old, “I don’t think I have the prettiest genitals…I remember like three years ago I put a mirror down there, and that was the first time I saw up-front what was going on…I was totally horrified for a whole week.” Another woman described how her genitals were seriously injured in childbirth, requiring reconstructive surgery that she couldn’t afford. She felt stuck in a dysfunctional relationship because she was ashamed to show her body to anyone else. Our feelings about our genitals reverberate through our lives, and we project a life’s worth of insecurities onto our private parts. Keep reading »

How Not To Deal With A Boyfriend That Finds Your Vagina “Repulsive”

Tiny Beautiful Things
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Crotch Sweat?
This man likes to sniff crotch sweat at the gym. Read More »
Advice I'd Give
Tons of wisdom I'd give you if we were friends. Read More »

I’ve read a lot of letters asking for advice. Some of them are weird, like the woman who asked Slate’s Dear Prudence if she should date the guy who sniffed her sweaty bicycle seat at the gym. I vote for NO. Some of them are soul-stirring. Check out Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice On Love And Life from Dear Sugar if you haven’t already. I cried my way through it. Sometimes I agree with the advice and sometimes I don’t. That’s to be expected. But I think I stumbled upon what might be the saddest advice exchange ever. A woman whose boyfriend finds her vagina “repulsive” wrote in to the Guardian:

“My boyfriend of three years has never actively looked at my vagina or shown the slightest interest in it other than the usual foreplay. He performs oral sex occasionally but always under the darkness of the duvet and has admitted he doesn’t find vaginas particularly attractive, joking that mine is especially repulsive…”

Three years!? This poor woman. I’m no professional, but I feel like I know exactly what she should do: DUMP HIM RIGHT NOW. I mean, is there any other option? No one deserves to be with someone who finds their genitals repulsive. After the jump, check out the AWFUL advice this woman was given. Keep reading »

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