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WWJDD: “I Don’t Like The Way Her Vagina Smells”

Well, this question sure is a nightmare!

James Deen | October 16, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Vaginas Come In All Sorts — Now, So Do Vagina Emojis

Yesterday, the Unicode Consortium in California (whut) revealed the 67 new emoji that will be made available to smartphone holders next year — including even more phallic vegetables to supplement the tired…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 13, 2015 - 5:00 pm

This Week In Accidental Vaginas: Rugby Pizzas!

“Pussy pizza” partially begins to describe what happened to the British supermarket chain Morrisons recently. In an innocent celebration of the World Rugby Cup, the grocery store put pepperoni vaginas rugby balls on…

Lauren Vinopal | October 9, 2015 - 10:00 am

Got $600 To Spare? You Should Totally By This Vagina Couch

I know. The thought of owning a couch shaped like a vagina made me scoff too. I am proud to possess a pussy, or whatever, but I’m not one of those…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 18, 2015 - 5:15 pm

Texas Woman Hides Loaded Gun In Vagina (Plus, Some Other Ill-Advised Items Women Have Stashed In Their Kitties)

Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 10, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 2, 2015 - 4:36 pm

WWJDD: “I Don’t Like Getting My Pussy Licked”

Maybe her husband is just bad at it? Is there anything he can do? The answer, James Deen says, has everything to do with mayonnaise. Read on… …

James Deen | August 28, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Jeb Bush: I Support Women’s Health, Just Not Vagina-Related Health

Bush previously stated that we spend too much on women’s health issues.

Bronwyn Isaac | August 5, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Cotton Vagina: When Smoking Weed Makes Your Twat Dry As Hell

As a relatively frequent practitioner of what I call “stoney sex,” I’m all too familiar with the benefits (heightened sensations!) and bummers (kissing with cottonmouth!) of smoking weed before fucking. But I…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 12, 2015 - 3:50 pm
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