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Why Would You Wear Underwear That Makes Your Vagina Smell Like Bacon?
For all the times you though to yourself, “Hey my vagina doesn’t smell meaty enough.”
WWJDD: “I Don’t Like The Way Her Vagina Smells”
Well, this question sure is a nightmare!
Vaginas Come In All Sorts — Now, So Do Vagina Emojis
Yesterday, the Unicode Consortium in California (whut) revealed the 67 new emoji that will be made available to smartphone holders next year — including even more phallic vegetables to supplement the tired…
This Week In Accidental Vaginas: Rugby Pizzas!
“Pussy pizza” partially begins to describe what happened to the British supermarket chain Morrisons recently. In an innocent celebration of the World Rugby Cup, the grocery store put pepperoni
vaginas rugby balls on…
This Week In Accidental Vaginas: A School’s Art Project Titled “Candlelight”
This girl is on fire.
Got $600 To Spare? You Should Totally By This Vagina Couch
I know. The thought of owning a couch shaped like a vagina made me scoff too. I am proud to possess a pussy, or whatever, but I’m not one of those…
Texas Woman Hides Loaded Gun In Vagina (Plus, Some Other Ill-Advised Items Women Have Stashed In Their Kitties)
Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put…
The Chick With The Vagina Cat Hairball Speaks: “I Wish I Had Taken A Picture Of It”
Me too, Michelle Barrow, me too.
Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina
We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess…
WWJDD: “I Don’t Like Getting My Pussy Licked”
Maybe her husband is just bad at it? Is there anything he can do? The answer, James Deen says, has everything to do with mayonnaise. Read on… …
Jeb Bush: I Support Women’s Health, Just Not Vagina-Related Health
Bush previously stated that we spend too much on women’s health issues.
Cotton Vagina: When Smoking Weed Makes Your Twat Dry As Hell
As a relatively frequent practitioner of what I call “stoney sex,” I’m all too familiar with the benefits (heightened sensations!) and bummers (kissing with cottonmouth!) of smoking weed before fucking. But I…