Posts tagged "vaginas"

11 Naturally Occurring Instances Of Tree Porn (SFW)

You might not have noticed, but trees can be seriously sexy.  Especially after inclement weather has its way with them. Who can say how this human-like branch person ended up humping a trunk, all we can do is marvel at the power and majesty of Mother Nature, pervert that she is. Click through to see…

By: The Frisky / February 20, 2014

School Bus Sex Ends With A Very Loud Queef

In what may be the best police report of all time, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Brad Jordan attempted to describe an incident which transpired on an Armstrong County Township school bus. His exceptionally penned report read: “Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus. The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitu…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 24, 2014

Ladies, It’s Time To Take Your Vagina To The Gym

You might think your vagina is fit as a fiddle, but sex and relationships coach, Kim Anami, makes the case for putting the old girl on a weight lifting regime. If you're not convinced that pumping your punani up is important, please watch her video, which enumerates the many reasons why you should attach a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 24, 2014

The Great Wall Of Vaginas Is The 8th Wonder Of The World

There is no such thing as a "perfect vagina" and English artist Jamie McCartney set out to prove that with his" Great Wall Of Vagina," which features the likenesses of over 400 women's' vaginas ranging in age from 18 to 76. McCartney's piece includes the vulvas and labias of mothers and daughters, identical twins, transgendered…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 6, 2014

Best Drunken Public Transportation Fight Devolves Into Penis/Vagina Insults

As tends to happen when people drink and ride public transportation during the holiday season, fights break out. It's unclear how this brawl between these two potty-mouthed passengers on the Long Island Rail Road began, but it doesn't really matter how it started (apparently the drunk man was yelling while the woman was on the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 26, 2013

The Girl With No Vagina — Plus, The Time Mike Tyson Used A Fake Penis

British teenager Jacqui Beck said she was in "total shock" when she learned that she had been born without a vagina at the age of 17. That wasn't something she would have noticed sooner? [Huffington Post] Enjoy some pics from Rihanna and Drake's $21,000 night out at a strip club.That's A LOT of singles. [Celebuzz]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 15, 2013

Beyonce Gets Naked In A Hammock — Plus, Why Vaginas Are Important

Beyonce is naked in a hammock and lovely as usual. Here's her latest batch of Tumblr photos to be jealz of. Yes, Blue Ivy is in them. [Socialite Life] Which witch is your girlfriend? Find out if she's more of a Glinda, a Bellatrix, or a Sabrina. [Modern Man] This gay couple figured out a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 22, 2013

Disturbing Baby Shower Trend: Vagina Cakes

You might remember the woman who found herself with a penis-shaped cake pan and attempted to find creative ways to use it. That was satire. This birthing cake is not. The Pinterest user who made this cake -- featuring a strawberry vagina giving birth to doll head -- and posted it with the caption: "The…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 21, 2013

Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina While Grinding A Power Tool

Oh, Ke$ha, you never disappoint. This week, she told Conan O'Brien about that time she electrocuted her vagina on stage while grinding a power tool. This probably explains why there are ghosts up in there. [The Blemish] It sounds like the beginning of a joke … a group of evangelists walk into a sex convention.

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 18, 2013

7 Female Masturbation Scenes That Weren’t Too Hot For TV

The CW could have made television masturbation history if its new pilot for 16th century-based castle drama "Reign" had aired as planned.  But unfortunately, the scene was so explicit that it made the press blush. In the uncut version, handmaid Kenna diddles herself in a stairwell only to be discovered by the King of France,…

By: The Frisky / October 18, 2013

Doctor Sued For Making Woman’s Vagina Too Tight For Sex

Today in vadge nightmares, a Canadian woman is suing her gynecologist for making hers too tight for sex. While giving birth in 2010, the woman suffered an internal, vaginal tear and, according the the lawsuit, her doctor performed surgery to repair it. He told her to abstain for sex for six weeks and she did…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 9, 2013

Behold This 39-Foot-Tall, Screaming Vagina

If you're unfamiliar with her, the fearsome Hindu goddess Kali is known as the great destroyer and creator. She's often depicted on a cremation ground holding a scimitar and decapitated heads. Her powerful image inspired South African artist Reshma Chhiba to turn a former women's prison used to hold anti-apartheid activists into a giant vagina

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 31, 2013

Something’s Fishy About This Sushi Restaurant Ad

This ad campaign for a sushi restaurant in Yekaterinburg, Russia, is meant to make you want to eat vagina fish. The tagline translates to, "First class FISH, not some vulgar crap." But oh, it's vulgar. I'm speechless for once. [Buzzfeed]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 29, 2013

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Exorcised A Ghost From A Woman’s Vagina With His Penis

Dear Huang Jianjun, I know you take your ghostbusting extremely seriously. Killing ghosts has been your passion since you saw "Ghostbusters" in the '80s. I've always wanted to be supportive of you and your dreams, so I refrained from telling you that I thought your idea to start a ghostbusting business was absurd. What ca…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 22, 2013

Frisky Field Guide: 8 Natural Enemies Of Big Boobs

I have big boobs. I've always had big boobs. As I've mentioned before, there are a lot of reasons big boobs are awesome. There are also a lot of reasons big boobs are kind of a pain. For example, every time I fall in love with a cute dress, only to realize that, due to super thi…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 19, 2013

The Va J-J Visor Is A Hat For Your Vagina

Another day, another ridiculous accessory for your vagina. The Va J-J Visor is a "vaginal shield designed to help protect a woman's inner vulva area" during "Brazilian and bikini waxing, depilatories and shaving, hair coloring, tanning or spa treatments. It can also be used as a hygienic shield while trying on swimwear or intimate apparel,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 13, 2013

Vagina Saves Penis From Attack By Angry Man

Non-theater geeks, gather 'round ye all and let me school you in the art of radical street theater. Really, there's not much schooling to be done; the former actor in me wanted to write a pretentious sentence. But…street theater! It's when performers take their acting to the street and engage real, unsuspecting onlookers as their…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 21, 2013

Amanda Bynes Just Wants Drake To Be Friends With Her Vagina — Plus An App That Teaches Women How To Masturbate

As it turns out, Amanda Bynes doesn't really want Drake to murder her vagina, she just wants him to be friends with it. [Evil Beet Gossip] Why does Harry Styles' underwear look like a diaper? [Pop Sugar] These photographers have taken pictures of more than 140 people having sex and they have stories to tell.

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 18, 2013

The Soapbox: In Defense Of The Crotch Selfie

This piece originally appeared on Role/Reboot. Republished here with permission. Warning: Some parts of this article, and individual hyperlinks, are explicit, and may be considered NSFW. There’s a lot of pressure to have a good vagina. Rapper Missy Elliott’s mysterious “Pussycat” is a ballad from a woman to her genitals. She pleads that they not "fail her now"…

By: Melissa Tapper Goldman / June 4, 2013

How Not To Deal With A Boyfriend That Finds Your Vagina “Repulsive”

I've read a lot of letters asking for advice. Some of them are weird, like the woman who asked Slate's Dear Prudence if she should date the guy who sniffed her sweaty bicycle seat at the gym. I vote for NO. Some of them are soul-stirring. Check out Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice On Love And Life

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 20, 2013
1 2 3 4 5 ... 9