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The Girl With No Vagina — Plus, The Time Mike Tyson Used A Fake Penis

  • British teenager Jacqui Beck said she was in “total shock” when she learned that she had been born without a vagina at the age of 17. That wasn’t something she would have noticed sooner? [Huffington Post]
  • Enjoy some pics from Rihanna and Drake’s $21,000 night out at a strip club.That’s A LOT of singles. [Celebuzz]
  • There are two kinds of cheaters. Find out which one cheated on you. [The Stir]
  • These five responses to sexism are NOT acceptable. [Cracked]
  • Mike Tyson’s new book includes some really insane confessions. Find out about the time he used a fake penis. [Newser] Keep reading »

Beyonce Gets Naked In A Hammock — Plus, Why Vaginas Are Important

  • Beyonce is naked in a hammock and lovely as usual. Here’s her latest batch of Tumblr photos to be jealz of. Yes, Blue Ivy is in them. [Socialite Life]
  • Which witch is your girlfriend? Find out if she’s more of a Glinda, a Bellatrix, or a Sabrina. [Modern Man]
  • This gay couple figured out a way to get married in Oklahoma even though it’s illegal. Good work. [Newser]
  • Watch this video of 100 men responding to the question: Why are vaginas important to you? Loaded question. [Hello Beautiful]
  • Before she was dating John Mayer, Katy Perry says she had a major crush on him. I find that so hard to believe. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Disturbing Baby Shower Trend: Vagina Cakes

Disturbing Baby Shower Trend: Vagina Cakes

You might remember the woman who found herself with a penis-shaped cake pan and attempted to find creative ways to use it. That was satire. This birthing cake is not. The Pinterest user who made this cake — featuring a strawberry vagina giving birth to doll head — and posted it with the caption: “The Baby shower vagina cake I made for my best friend! So funny yet so disturbing♥♥”

And she’s not the only who’s minus a best friend after showing up at her baby shower with a bloody vagina. There are vaginal funeral cakes and crowning uterus desserts all over the internet. This leads me to believe that birthing cakes are a thing now.  I’ll begrudgingly participate in the poop in the diaper game, but I flat-out refuse to eat a slice of labia/uterus /fetus layer cake at your baby shower, even if it’s made out of chocolate sprinkles and pink buttercream. Sorry, it’s just going to work for me. [Mommyish]

Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina While Grinding A Power Tool

  • Oh, Ke$ha, you never disappoint. This week, she told Conan O’Brien about that time she electrocuted her vagina on stage while grinding a power tool. This probably explains why there are ghosts up in there. [The Blemish]
  • It sounds like the beginning of a joke … a group of evangelists walk into a sex convention. It’s not a joke. Jesus loves porn stars. [Huffington Post]
  • You might be sabotaging your own chances of getting laid, scientifically speaking. Stop that this instant! [Cracked]
  • Enough of getting sex advice from sexperts. She what sage wisdom a fire artist has to offer. Because…they’re hot. [Nerve]
  • “My husband has no penis,” is certainly a creative way to let the world know you’re a lesbian. [Em & Lo]
  • The most epic love triangles of all time, starring these women. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Doctor Sued For Making Woman’s Vagina Too Tight For Sex

Poisonous Vagina
A woman tried to poison her husband with her vagina. Read More »

Today in vadge nightmares, a Canadian woman is suing her gynecologist for making hers too tight for sex. While giving birth in 2010, the woman suffered an internal, vaginal tear and, according the the lawsuit, her doctor performed surgery to repair it. He told her to abstain for sex for six weeks and she did as told, but when she tried to have sex with her husband, it was impossible due to the pain.

In a follow up visit with different doctor, the woman was told that the stitches in her vagina had come apart and “a fairly rigid strip of scarring and narrowing of the vagina [was] preventing penetration.” (I can’t even read this sentence without crossing my legs!) Keep reading »

Behold This 39-Foot-Tall, Screaming Vagina

The "Cliteracy" Project
Sophia Wallace's Cliteracy Project
Artist Sophia Wallace wants to solve our "Cliteracy" problem. Read More »
"Vagina" Censored
iTunes censors the word "vagina" in "The Vagina Monologues" e-book. Read More »
Kali's Vag Comes To Life
Giant Screaming Vagina
Artist Builds A Screaming Vagina Installation

If you’re unfamiliar with her, the fearsome Hindu goddess Kali is known as the great destroyer and creator. She’s often depicted on a cremation ground holding a scimitar and decapitated heads. Her powerful image inspired South African artist Reshma Chhiba to turn a former women’s prison used to hold anti-apartheid activists into a giant vagina complete with a clit, pubic hair and disembodied screams. Keep reading »

Something’s Fishy About This Sushi Restaurant Ad

Thigh Advertising
thighvertising
Japanese women are wearing advertisements on their thighs. Read More »

This ad campaign for a sushi restaurant in Yekaterinburg, Russia, is meant to make you want to eat vagina fish. The tagline translates to, “First class FISH, not some vulgar crap.” But oh, it’s vulgar. I’m speechless for once. [Buzzfeed]

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Exorcised A Ghost From A Woman’s Vagina With His Penis

Breaking Up: Driving Sex
Drunk Driving
He tried to have sex while drunk driving... Read More »
Breaking Up: Ice Cream
This guy got caught not sharing his ice cream with his girlfriend. Watch »
Breaking Up: Library
He's banned from all libraries on earth. Read More »

Dear Huang Jianjun,

I know you take your ghostbusting extremely seriously. Killing ghosts has been your passion since you saw “Ghostbusters” in the ’80s. I’ve always wanted to be supportive of you and your dreams, so I refrained from telling you that I thought your idea to start a ghostbusting business was absurd. What can I say? I was tired of you sitting around all day watching watching succubus porn and drinking Mountain Dew, so I lied and told you to start your business. I wanted that imprint of your ass off my couch. I realize now that was a mistake. You used your business as an excuse to have sex with an unsuspecting woman. And here I was believing that we never had sex anymore because you weren’t “attracted to sentient beings.” Ha! What a fool I was. I suppose you were lying about not being able to get it up because of your diabetes too. Keep reading »

The Va J-J Visor Is A Hat For Your Vagina

Weird Waxing Moments
Uncomfortable moments Ami has shared with her waxer. Read More »

Another day, another ridiculous accessory for your vagina. The Va J-J Visor is a “vaginal shield designed to help protect a woman’s inner vulva area” during “Brazilian and bikini waxing, depilatories and shaving, hair coloring, tanning or spa treatments. It can also be used as a hygienic shield while trying on swimwear or intimate apparel, and during body piercings and tattooing,” says the website. So, let’s break this down because I have  a few thoughts about vagina hats and why nobody needs one. Keep reading »

Vagina Saves Penis From Attack By Angry Man

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Non-theater geeks, gather ’round ye all and let me school you in the art of radical street theater. Really, there’s not much schooling to be done; the former actor in me wanted to write a pretentious sentence. But…street theater! It’s when performers take their acting to the street and engage real, unsuspecting onlookers as their audience. This is what members of the Nomadic Academy of Fools, a UK theater troupe, were doing when they hit Glastonbury High Street in a penis and vagina costume respectively to promote their forthcoming play.

“We’re trying to highlight the contradiction in society,” said Joanne Tremarco, the woman dressed as a vagina.

Um, obviously. I got it right away.But some non-theater loving fool, did not understand the message. He took offense to the walking, talking genitals and began to attack Chris Murray, the man dressed as a penis. Keep reading »

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