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Your Vagina And Your Bicycle: What You Need To Know

Eek! Bicycle riding ladies, the Journal of Sexual Medicine has published a study about the bad things a bicycle can do to a vagina. According to researchers at Yale, competitive female cyclists who had their handle bars lower than their bike seat experienced “significantly higher vibratory thresholds in the anterior vagina, compared with riders whose handlebars were level with the bike saddle.” Translation: they lost sensation in parts of their vaginas! Keep reading »

7 Kegel Exercisers For The Lazy Vagina

I spent most of last week being confused/disturbed by Panty O’s new kegel panties, which allow you to exercise your vaginal muscles while you wear the underwear. I found this frightening, but then I received a press release for the Magic Banana. Never heard of it? I hadn’t either. It’s a flexible accessory for “strengthening your inner magical muscles.” I’m not going to get anymore detailed, but I think you should watch the instructional video. Just do it. It uses the phrase “in the smiling position.” So it’s marketed as a kegel exerciser that is supposed to help you achieve multiple orgasms.

The Magic Banana led me down a kegel wormhole. Pun intended. Let me warn you, most kegel exercise products are pastel and look like Medieval torture devices. But if your vagina’s been slacking off, you might want to check out some of the products available to work the lazy girl out.

Kegel Panties
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When Fleshlights Are Mistaken For Mushrooms

A mushroom or a synthetic vagina?

Please note: If you find a soft, slimy object that looks like a plant with two heads with a small hole on one side and eyes, nose and lips on the other, it may be an undiscovered species of mushroom. It also make be a synthetic vagina/anus combo.  Should we tell the reporter it’s a fleshlight or just let the biologist play with it this weekend and discover it on his own? [Buzzfeed]

Miley Cyrus Has A “Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha” Moment

Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
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Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »

Miley Cyrus emerged from her Miami hotel yesterday wearing a button-up shirt that barely covered her chocha–er, I mean vagina. Other pictures revealed that she was indeed wearing shorts underneath, and although her hotel stay with her male friend Cheyne has been raising eyebrows, Miley insisted it was totally innocent, tweeting, “So now because I am engaged I can’t have a friend of the opposite sex?” Pants or no pants, we love Miley more and more each day. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Vajazzling, Waxing and Anal Bleaching: 9 Crazy Examples Of Celeb Lady TMI

Genital Wart Vajazzling
One writer talks about getting her genital warts vajazzled. Read More »

There was a time not so long ago when famous folk wanted to create the illusion that they were NOT “just like us.” Grace Kelly was never photographed buying jumbo packs of toilet paper! Audrey Hepburn describing where she was the day Aunt Flo first came to visit? HA! Nowadays many female stars, like Jennifer Love Hewitt, are eager to overshare about their private bodily business.

If only JLH had taken a cue from Audrey Hepburn (who she once played in TV movie), we wouldn’t have had to endure news of her vajazzling habits for the last two years. At this point, we’ll never forget that she’s responsible for the ridiculous trend, which involves encrusting one’s pubic area with crystals. But we really wish she would stop talking about it already. At last week’s Upfronts for “The Client List,” she told red carpet reporters that she was vajazzled for the special occasion: “I’m full of good energy [down there]” she told anyone who would listen. Ugh. Make it stop. From bikini waxing and colonics to anal bleaching, here are some other examples of crazy celeb TMI. [Celebitchy]

5 Reasons This $4000 Vagina Jacket Might Be Worth It

This Givenchy jacket totally looks a vagina (well, to be  more specific, it looks like labia). It also costs $4,145, which seems like an exorbitant price for a vagina jacket, Givenchy or not, but there are actually a few situations that could justify the expense. Here are five of them… Keep reading »

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