Posts tagged "vaginas"

Got $600 To Spare? You Should Totally By This Vagina Couch

I know. The thought of owning a couch shaped like a vagina made me scoff too. I am proud to possess a pussy, or whatever, but I’m not one of those feminists who wants to decorate my home in vaginal art work (unless of course it’s an original Georgia O’Keefe painting). However, I am a total…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 18, 2015

Texas Woman Hides Loaded Gun In Vagina (Plus, Some Other Ill-Advised Items Women Have Stashed In Their Kitties)

Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put unsterilized foreign objects in them. Most of us understand these rules. Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, of Waco, Texas, apparently missed the memo. On Monday, she…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 10, 2015

Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess whether the absurd and often extremely long headline is made up or actually exists on xoJane. Spoiler alert: No matter how goddamn fucking ridiculous, they…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 2, 2015

WWJDD: “I Don’t Like Getting My Pussy Licked”

Maybe her husband is just bad at it? Is there anything he can do? The answer, James Deen says, has everything to do with mayonnaise. Read on…

James Deen / August 28, 2015

Jeb Bush: I Support Women’s Health, Just Not Vagina-Related Health

Bush previously stated that we spend too much on women’s health issues.

Bronwyn Isaac / August 5, 2015

Cotton Vagina: When Smoking Weed Makes Your Twat Dry As Hell

As a relatively frequent practitioner of what I call “stoney sex,” I’m all too familiar with the benefits (heightened sensations!) and bummers (kissing with cottonmouth!) of smoking weed before fucking. But I gotta admit I haven’t noticed what Vice says is boner-killing side effect of smoking pot: cotton vagina, aka vaginal dryness. You know how when someone smokes weed…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 12, 2015

YouTube Star Cassandra Bankson Just Discovered She Has 2 Vaginas

Model Cassandra Bankson was best known for her popular YouTube beauty vlog, DiamondsAndHeels14, in which offered makeup tips for women with bad acne. But after today, that will be her second claim to fame, as she recently revealed that a trip to the gyno turned up a second vagina.
According to Cosmopolitan UK, Bankson’s gynecological exam and subsequent…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 30, 2015

This Woman Lifts An Awful Lot Of Heavy Things With Her Vagina

Have you checked in with your vagina recently? Like, I mean, really checked in? Have you asked how its day was, or what it thinks of the latest season of “MasterChef Junior” or if it’s watching “Jane The Virgin” ? Have you asked if it can open a beer bottle or shoot a ping pong ball…

Megan Reynolds / January 22, 2015

Meet The Lady Who Was The Vagina Model For The FleshLight (NSFW)

It really never occurred to me that the FleshLight was actually modeled on a real, live vagina. Like most people, I assumed that it was actually just an “ideal” vagina, composited after a variety of board meetings, with men in suits sitting around a conference table, flipping through diagrams and squeezing latex-feeling things until one…

Megan Reynolds / January 21, 2015

6 Crazy Things People Used To Believe About Vaginas

Vaginas are an unfair source of widespread confusion and embarrassment: Plenty of us don’t know how they work or what they look like. But it’s not just popular culture that gets vaginas wrong. Scientific and medical minds long misunderstood female anatomy. We didn’t even fully know how the clitoris worked until 2009, and even today,…

Huffington Post Women / December 13, 2014

‘Sweet Peach’ Probiotic, Developed By Two Men, Will Make Women’s Vaginas Smell Like Peaches

Two science startup dudes introduced a new product idea this week: a probiotic supplement that will make women’s vaginas smell like peaches.
Austin Heinz and Gilad Gome, the founders of biotech startups Cambrian Genomics and Personalized Probiotics respectively, previewed their plans for a line of customer-specific probiotics, including the “Sweet Peach,” at the Nov. 19…

Huffington Post Women / November 22, 2014

Class Mom Bakes Vagina Cookies For Second Graders, Gets Banned From School

What’s the best way to teach second graders a valuable lesson about female anatomy? Um, baked goods. Duh.
Well, at least that’s what “Autumn”, a mother who volunteered to bring in treats to her child’s class, thought when she — surprise! — showed up with a big ol’ batch of vagina-frosted cookies and an agenda. / September 24, 2014

8 Mind-Blowing Facts That Some Men Apparently Don’t Know About Women

Yeah, I know that #notallmen are dum-dums about the way that female bodies and brains work, but I can produce evidence from the Internet and my inbox that enough are to merit some clarification. Seriously, some of the things humans with penises say about humans with vaginas are mystifying, especially when it appears that the…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 21, 2014

10 Examples Of What Happens When Gay Men Draw Vaginas

There’s a bit of stereotype that all gay men are, like, viscerally repulsed by the vagina, or at least completely flummoxed by what’s going on between our legs. A few years ago while out to dinner, Shannon O’Malley asked her gay friend Keith Wilson to draw his interpretation of a vagina and the results of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 3, 2014

I Tried It: 8 Things To Know About Getting Your Vagina High With Foria’s Cannabis Lube

Before I used Foria’s Cannabis Lube to get my vagina high for the first time, I had a lot of thoughts running through my head about what it would be like. Is it going to be a high that’s similar to smoking weed? I love smoking weed. Or will it be more of a body

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 31, 2014

Anatomically Correct Vagina Underwear Might Come In Handy Actually

British student/artist Eleanor Beth Haswell, 18, made the anatomically correct underthings as part of her senior high school project called “Why Are You So Afraid Of Your Own Anatomy,” about the ways in which women are scared and uncomfortable with their own bodies. But as some of the reaction to the underwear, which labels the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 22, 2014

This Japanese Artist Was Arrested For Emailing 3-D Print Data Of Her Vagina

Today in bizarre: a Japanese artist has been arrested for obscenity after allegedly emailing data that would be used to make 3-D prints of her vagina. Megumi Igarashi works under the name Rokude Nashiko, which translates to something along the lines of “bastard kid,” and a major goal of her work is to make the…

Claire Hannum / July 15, 2014
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