Posts tagged "vaginas"

Why Would You Wear Underwear That Makes Your Vagina Smell Like Bacon?

For all the times you though to yourself, “Hey my vagina doesn’t smell meaty enough.”…

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 3:30 pm

WWJDD: “I Don’t Like The Way Her Vagina Smells”

Well, this question sure is a nightmare!

James Deen | October 16, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Vaginas Come In All Sorts — Now, So Do Vagina Emojis

Yesterday, the Unicode Consortium in California (whut) revealed the 67 new emoji that will be made available to smartphone holders next year — including even more phallic vegetables to supplement the tired…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 13, 2015 - 5:00 pm

This Week In Accidental Vaginas: Rugby Pizzas!

“Pussy pizza” partially begins to describe what happened to the British supermarket chain Morrisons recently. In an innocent celebration of the World Rugby Cup, the grocery store put pepperoni vaginas rugby balls on…

Lauren Vinopal | October 9, 2015 - 10:00 am

Got $600 To Spare? You Should Totally By This Vagina Couch

I know. The thought of owning a couch shaped like a vagina made me scoff too. I am proud to possess a pussy, or whatever, but I’m not one of those…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 18, 2015 - 5:15 pm

Texas Woman Hides Loaded Gun In Vagina (Plus, Some Other Ill-Advised Items Women Have Stashed In Their Kitties)

Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 10, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 2, 2015 - 4:36 pm

WWJDD: “I Don’t Like Getting My Pussy Licked”

Maybe her husband is just bad at it? Is there anything he can do? The answer, James Deen says, has everything to do with mayonnaise. Read on…

James Deen | August 28, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Jeb Bush: I Support Women’s Health, Just Not Vagina-Related Health

Bush previously stated that we spend too much on women’s health issues.

Bronwyn Isaac | August 5, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Cotton Vagina: When Smoking Weed Makes Your Twat Dry As Hell

As a relatively frequent practitioner of what I call “stoney sex,” I’m all too familiar with the benefits (heightened sensations!) and bummers (kissing with cottonmouth!) of smoking weed before fucking. But I…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 12, 2015 - 3:50 pm

YouTube Star Cassandra Bankson Just Discovered She Has 2 Vaginas

Model Cassandra Bankson was best known for her popular YouTube beauty vlog, DiamondsAndHeels14, in which offered makeup tips for women with bad acne. But after today, that will be her second claim…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 30, 2015 - 5:05 pm

This Woman Lifts An Awful Lot Of Heavy Things With Her Vagina

Have you checked in with your vagina recently? Like, I mean, really checked in? Have you asked how its day was, or what it thinks of the latest season of “MasterChef…

Megan Reynolds | January 22, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Meet The Lady Who Was The Vagina Model For The FleshLight (NSFW)

It really never occurred to me that the FleshLight was actually modeled on a real, live vagina. Like most people, I assumed that it was actually just an “ideal” vagina,…

Megan Reynolds | January 21, 2015 - 1:00 pm

6 Crazy Things People Used To Believe About Vaginas

Vaginas are an unfair source of widespread confusion and embarrassment: Plenty of us don’t know how they work or what they look like. But it’s not just popular culture that…

Huffington Post Women | December 13, 2014 - 2:30 pm

‘Sweet Peach’ Probiotic, Developed By Two Men, Will Make Women’s Vaginas Smell Like Peaches

Two science startup dudes introduced a new product idea this week: a probiotic supplement that will make women’s vaginas smell like peaches.
Austin Heinz and Gilad Gome, the founders of…

Huffington Post Women | November 22, 2014 - 9:30 am

Class Mom Bakes Vagina Cookies For Second Graders, Gets Banned From School

What’s the best way to teach second graders a valuable lesson about female anatomy? Um, baked goods. Duh.
Well, at least that’s what “Autumn”, a mother who volunteered to bring… | September 24, 2014 - 6:45 pm

8 Mind-Blowing Facts That Some Men Apparently Don’t Know About Women

Yeah, I know that #notallmen are dum-dums about the way that female bodies and brains work, but I can produce evidence from the Internet and my inbox that enough are…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 21, 2014 - 10:00 am
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