vaginas

Vaginas Get Blue Balls, Trust Me (And This Video)

Recently, I wrote about my love/hate relationship with the anti-anxiety/depression drug Effexor, namely my frustration that it was leaving me extremely sweaty and orgasmically challenged. So when Megan sent me this video from Stuff Mom Never Told You called “Women Get Blue Balls Too,” I was like, “Girl, tell me about it.”

While… More »


Paula Deen Is Releasing A Clothing Line To Cover Your ‘Front Privates’ And Hopefully Your Back Too

Her focus on shirttails that cover genitalia is truly a gift to the world, but not as perfect a gift as the term “front privates.” More »


Have You Ever Had A Fart Travel Upward Through Your Vagina? You’re Not Alone

We’re not talking about queefing, just by the way. More »


A PR Company Wants To Know If We Have “Party Vaginas”

What on earth is a party vagina? And does it involve confetti? More »


No One’s Vagina Needs Herbal Tampons

Your vagina is just fine without getting a 72-hour “herbal detox.” More »


Babypod Lets Your Unborn Child Listen To Whatever You Think Is Cool, Man

Share the gift of your impeccable musical taste with the bun in your oven. More »


Gyno Diaries: The Quest For The Right Birth Control

Sorry for the delay, pussy power rangers! The column will begin being bi-monthly from this point forward, granted we here from you gals, or trans men, or guys with gal friends, who want to talk about your experiences, anonymous or not! Email Chloe@thefrisky.com and we will chat!
So this week’s story might seem a… More »


Let’s Talk About Women Hiding Contraband In Their Vaginas

Not too long ago, my dear friend and former Frisky staffer Ami Angelowicz called me up with a proposition: “Hey Smell,” she said, using her most flattering nickname for me. “Want to come on my podcast to talk about women hiding illicit items in their vaginas?” Obviously, I said yes. More »


Why Would You Wear Underwear That Makes Your Vagina Smell Like Bacon?

For all the times you though to yourself, “Hey my vagina doesn’t smell meaty enough.” More »


WWJDD: “I Don’t Like The Way Her Vagina Smells”

Well, this question sure is a nightmare! More »


Vaginas Come In All Sorts — Now, So Do Vagina Emojis

Yesterday, the Unicode Consortium in California (whut) revealed the 67 new emoji that will be made available to smartphone holders next year — including even more phallic vegetables to supplement the tired eggplant in your sexts. Meanwhile, there are still no decent options for talking about vaginas in emoji — we still don’t even have that damn taco AppleMore »


This Week In Accidental Vaginas: Rugby Pizzas!

“Pussy pizza” partially begins to describe what happened to the British supermarket chain Morrisons recently. In an innocent celebration of the World Rugby Cup, the grocery store put pepperoni vaginas rugby balls on their pizzas. This may have made them more or less tasty depending on what you’re into.

This suggestively topped pizzas have been available since… More »


This Week In Accidental Vaginas: A School’s Art Project Titled “Candlelight”

This girl is on fire. More »


Got $600 To Spare? You Should Totally By This Vagina Couch

I know. The thought of owning a couch shaped like a vagina made me scoff too. I am proud to possess a pussy, or whatever, but I’m not one of those feminists who wants to decorate my home in vaginal art work (unless of course it’s an original Georgia O’Keefe painting). However, I am a total… More »


Texas Woman Hides Loaded Gun In Vagina (Plus, Some Other Ill-Advised Items Women Have Stashed In Their Kitties)

Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put unsterilized foreign objects in them. Most of us understand these rules. Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, of Waco, Texas, apparently missed the memo. On Monday, she… More »


The Chick With The Vagina Cat Hairball Speaks: “I Wish I Had Taken A Picture Of It”

Me too, Michelle Barrow, me too. More »


Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess whether the absurd and often extremely long headline is made up or actually exists on xoJane. Spoiler alert: No matter how goddamn fucking ridiculous, they… More »


WWJDD: “I Don’t Like Getting My Pussy Licked”

Maybe her husband is just bad at it? Is there anything he can do? The answer, James Deen says, has everything to do with mayonnaise. Read on… More »


Jeb Bush: I Support Women’s Health, Just Not Vagina-Related Health

Bush previously stated that we spend too much on women’s health issues. More »


Cotton Vagina: When Smoking Weed Makes Your Twat Dry As Hell

As a relatively frequent practitioner of what I call “stoney sex,” I’m all too familiar with the benefits (heightened sensations!) and bummers (kissing with cottonmouth!) of smoking weed before fucking. But I gotta admit I haven’t noticed what Vice says is boner-killing side effect of smoking pot: cotton vagina, aka vaginal dryness. You know how when someone smokes weed… More »


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