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Evening Quickies: Prince William & Kate Middleton Gifted With A “Vagina Nut”

  • Prince William and Kate Middleton received a coco de mer — AKA a “vagina nut,” so named for its resemblance to a woman’s genitals — by the Seychelles foreign minister during their honeymoon on the island. The coco de mer is a type of coconut which only grows on islands there. I guess that’s better than a blender? [News.com.au via The Gloss]
  • Kate Hudson explains why she named her newborn son “Bingham.” Good, because many of us were wondering about that. [Just Jared]
  • “Sex and the City”‘s Cynthia Nixon is finally going to marry her girlfriend now that gay marriage is legal in New York State. Cute! Do we think SJP will be a bridesmaid? [Newsweek]
  • Ten pop songs that can help you with your homework. [Crushable]

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Douching Is All About “Empowerment,” Says Summer’s Eve PR

Yesterday, thanks to Summer’s Eve douching products, I learned that my vagina is “the most powerful thing on Earth and that samauri warriors and medieval jousting was all about fighting over a good, clean vagina. It turns out there are more douche-y douche commercials where that came from. Keep reading »

Your Vagina: The Most Powerful Thing On Earth (Which Is Why You Should Douche It)

A reader tells us this Summer’s Eve douche commercial played before a screening of “Harry Potter” this weekend. And I never before knew that samauri warriors and medieval jousting was all about fighting over a good, clean vagina. What did the fair maidens of yore do to get that Lysol-fresh feeling? (Thanks to commenter mywittyscreenname for the link.) [YouTube] Keep reading »

30 Unapproved Names For A Woman’s Bush

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There’s no eloquent way to talk about bush, or for those of you who prefer to be anatomically correct, pubic hair. But some terms for ladies’ pubic regions are far more inappropriate than others. For example, a certain Frisky employee who shall remained unnamed, referred to her own bush as a “fur pie.” As in, “I am off to get my fur pie waxed.” I had never heard the term before and I hope never to hear it again. After the jump, a list of unapproved names for a woman’s bush. Keep reading »

The Best Song About Your Vagina You’ll Hear All Day

Why, this is just about the catchiest song about my vagina that I’ve ever heard. It may be an advertisement for the Mooncup, a reusable sanitary cup, but damn if it’s not the new official Frisky anthem. [LoveYourVagina.com] Keep reading »

Quickies: Justin Bieber’s New Perfume Bottle Is Vaginal & Lenny Kravitz Cast In “The Hunger Games”

  • Oh my word. The top of Justin Bieber’s perfume bottle for Someday, his new women’s fragrance, looks like the lips of a vagina. Or a Georgia O’Keefe painting. [OK! Magazine]
  • Hollywood is remaking “Romeo & Juliet” again? At least we have hot Ed Westwick to look at this time — he’s playing cousin Tybalt. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • Lady Gaga is building a house on Martha’s Vineyard, an island off the coast of Cape Cod where people like the late Jackie Onassis have/had homes. Who knew Gaga was a closet preppy? [ONTD]
  • Oops, the apocalypse is actually going to happen in October, everybody! Harold Camping, who was so right about the Rapture this weekend, decrees it so. [New York Times]

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Girl Talk: My Ladyparts Hurt

Two years ago, I was sitting in the bathtub cheerfully shampooing my unruly mop of hair and engaging my morning ablutions. When the time came to wash my privates, a sudden, sharp, stinging sensation arose the second I touched soap to vulva. I actually cried out, causing my curious cat to peek over the tub rim at my submerged body. I rinsed the soap off quickly, but the burning sensation lingered.

And I remained both in pain — and dumbfounded — for the next 18 months. Keep reading »

Important Question Of The Day

Why has no one answered this question? What shud she do about the spider in her vagina (aka STD)? There is a reason why I will not go camping … I’m scared of running into this girl getting reeeely drunk and having sex on the bear ground. Spider in my vagina? Not so much. [The Yahoo Answers] Keep reading »

Ladies, Do You Have A “Buff Bay”?

Because I am committed to bringing you the most current and up-to-date genital slang, I feel obligated to share. My friend (who shall remain nameless) was at work yesterday when a female co-worker was checking out her camel toe. Weird … yes. After staring at her crotch for a full minute, the co-worker said to her, “Damn, girl! You have a buff bay!” Naturally, my friend had no idea what this meant. Have you heard it before? I certainly have not. Apparently a “buff bay” is a slang term for a fat, juicy vagina. I have confirmed this information on Urban Dictionary, the premiere source for all genital slang. According to Urban Dictionary, the term originated in Hackney, London amongst a group of lads who hung out in The Pembury Estate between the years of 1989 to 2000. OK! And I was still grappling with the term “fat monkey.” So there it is. Buff bay. You’re welcome. Keep reading »

Things You Shouldn’t Put In Your Vagina

  • 54 bags of heroin
  • 31 empty heroin bags
  • 8 prescription pills
  • $51.22 in cash and change

Twenty-seven-year-old Pennsylannia woman, Karin Mackaliunas, was arrested for suspected burglary and reckless driving. After a routine strip search, authorities discovered all of the items listed above stored in her vagina. Now that’s a vagina! Why bother with a purse when you can carry everything you need between your legs? [NY Mag] Keep reading »

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