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Dakota Fanning’s Cosmopolitan Cover Went Out To Advertisers Sex- and Vagina-Free

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Dakota Fanning is on the cover of Cosmo at 17 years of age. Read More »
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Dakota Fanning's Cosmopolitan cover

Dakota Fanning’s Cosmopolitan cover raised some eyebrows because the “Twilight” actress is 17-years-old and we all know your hymen magically becomes open for business at midnight on your 18th birthday. Presumably, Cosmo‘s ad sales department knew this fact, which is why it sent out a sample mock-up cover to advertisers scrubbed of all the naughty stuff. The sample mock-up cover (at left) received by the NY Observer newspaper promises articles on “Spring Clothes, Hair, Nails” and how to “Feel Close After A Fight.” The actual cover (at right)? Sex! Vaginas! More sex! I guess the articled entitled “Um, Vagina, Are You Okay Down There?” wasn’t deemed advertiser-friendly. I can’t imagine why. [New York Observer] Keep reading »

51 Vagina Nicknames Approved By The Lord

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Apparently, referring to a vagina (out loud — whispering it is OK) as a VAGINA invites Satan into your body. Because VAGINA is a filthy, filthy word. Luckily, Bryan Blake of Christwire provides us with 51 Lord approved phrases for VAGINA that will keep us from sounding like dirty whores. I personally enjoy “skin wand scarf” and “moist camel hump.” Nothing degrading about those terms. Not at all. Thanks, God! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Money Shot: The Art Of The Finger Bang

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jeju love land

That is exactly what you think it is. An sculptural interpretation of finger banging. There’s more where that came from at South Korea’s Jeju Love Land, an erotic sculpture park featuring 140 sculptures of sexy stuff. Also of note, a gigantic mosaic penis that squirts water and a bronzed woman pleasuring herself. As Liz Lemon would say, “I want to go to there.” [Laughing Squid]

Condom Inhalation, Hickey Paralysis & Neon Ass: Horrifying Sex Injuries You Didn’t Know To Be Afraid Of

Sex can be dangerous. That’s why you must protect yourself — not just against pregnancy and STDs, but also from sex-related injuries. And I’m not talking about your run of the mill penis fractures. A broken wiener will sound like a walk in the park when you hear these stories. Click through to learn about the most horrifying sex injuries you didn’t know you should be afraid of. Safety first!

“Dedication To My Ex” By Lloyd Is The Women’s Studies Dept Worst Nightmare (NSFW)

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What is there to say about “Dedication To My Ex,” the catchy pop song by Lloyd all about his ex’s vagina? I mean, really, what should I say?  I’ve been sitting here typing and deleting and typing again and … I just don’t know what to say. “Dedication To My Ex” is a super-catchy pop song that could have been written and performed by Hanson, if only the lyrics were not all about an unnamed ex and how her “p**sy done changed.” Keep reading »

How To Get Him To Go Down: Beer-Flavored Vagi-Wipes

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Remember that K-Y Intense commercial about a lesbian couple? I love this NSFW spoof about Lip Labs, a beer- or jalapeno-scented vaginal wipe product for your ladybits to get rid of “that vagina smell.” Um, please don’t give Summer’s Eve any ideas. [Hello Giggles]

Man Births Himself From Giant Vagina Tent (NSFW-ish)

I thought you might enjoy this whimsical little video of a man crawling out of an X-rated tent. Watch closely as he emerges from the vaginal opening like a newborn babe. This really makes me want to go camping! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Quickies: Diamond-Covered Panties Scraped A Victoria’s Secret Model’s Vagina

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  • Being a Victoria’s Secret model is tough, y’all. Just listen to this sob story from Selita Ebanks, who strut down a runway wearing panties made from $4.5 million worth of diamonds, rubies, emeralds and yellow sapphires in 2007. “It hurt. Yeah, diamonds hurt,” Ebanks tells me. “I don’t know about wearing diamonds on your crotch. It’s like you’re walking and scraping. This is not cohesive to get a man. No man wants a scratchy vagina.” [Huffington Post]
  • Are you an “evacuista”? You are if you’re evacuating Hurricane Irene in style. Also, how to hurricane-proof your cat. [Jezebel, BuzzFeed]
  • Bravo wants to do a one-hour sit-down interview with Andy Cohen and “Real Housewives” Taylor Armstrong about her estranged husband, Russell Armstrong, who committed suicide last week. I dunno, that feels kind of exploitative and icky to me. [New York Post]
  • Taylor Hanson not sick of playing “MMMbop” in concerts, as you would expect. [Idolator]

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Switzerland’s Sex Ed Involves A Wooden Penis And A Fabric Vagina

In America, sex education is whatever the religious right says it is. But in Switzerland kids ages four to 10 get their sex education with a wooden penis and a fabric vagina which teachers use to “show that contacting body parts can be pleasurable.” Another part of the teacher’s guide instructs kids to learn about pleasure while they rub themselves with warm sand bags while listening to soft music. Keep reading »

Stephen Colbert Sends Up Summer’s Eve Douche Douchiness (NSFW)

Stephen Colbert is always on the lookout for injustice against menfolk. And where do men suffer the most than in the field of genital cleaning products? Women have long enjoyed empowering cleaning agents marketed to their dirty vaginas. But the poor, dirty penis? Shamefully ignored. What nerve!

When Summer’s Eve douche products unveiled their new “Hail To The V” commercials last week, Colbert could not take it any longer. This injustice has to stop. Thank God men now have Fresh Pine Dick Scrub so that you, like your lady counterparts, can screw around with what nature intended. May you never feel embarrassed about that not-so-fresh feeling ever again. [Colbert Nation] Keep reading »

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