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Do Not Want: DIY At-Home Vajazzling

You know what I find more atrocious than vajazzling? DIY at-home vajazzling. Look, if I am honestly going to sell my soul down the river for some crystals on my cooch, I’m gonna pay a professional to do it right. Ugh. [Vajazzleville] … More »


Foo Foo, Cabbage Patch, Francesca: 16 Weird Names Ladies Call Their Vaginas

If Kotex isn’t allowed to say “vagina” or even “down there” in their tampon commercials, they should check out LoveYourVagina.com, a veritable thesaurus of ladyparts synonyms. LoveYourVagina.com is asking ladies to “tell us what you lovingly call yours …” and graphing the answers in a massive tag cloud. Eve Ensler would be so proud! Or… More »


11 Shocking Facts About The Ladyflower

While we all try our best to stay in touch with our vaginas, there are still some things we don”t know. It’s not our fault — there are no Vagina Olympics on TV touting its awesome powers. But luckily there is a blog, this blog, that isn’t afraid to truly show us ladies what we’re working with! More »


Vajazzling: THE VIDEO!

Did those photos we posted last week just not tell you all you wanted to know about vajazzling, aka crystal herpes for your hoo-ha? Bryce from The Luxury Spot also allowed the photographer to film her while she got her cooter bejeweled, so you can see just how painlessly stupid the whole process is. More »


So That’s What A Vajazzled Vagina Looks Like!

Those rich bitches (kidding!) over at The Luxury Spot decided that merely hearing Jennifer Love Hewitt describe getting her cooter vajazzled was not enough — they had to get their ladyflowers crystal coated to truly form an opinion. Brave blogger Bryce headed down to Completely Bare Spa in NYC and had her vagina made over… More »


What The Hell Is A “Vagina Facial”?

I know what you’re thinking and it’s not that, you perv. A vagina facial — or a “vagacial,” as it’s called — is a post-waxing treatment at the Script Wax Bar in San Francisco available to women one week after they’ve gotten a Brazilian. According to BellaSugar, for $60, the spa’s estheticians will cleanse your… More »


Quiz Results: I Know More About The P Than I Do The V

Last night, my friend Lauren sent me a link to a quiz on Women’s Health’s website called “Are You A Penis Expert?” While watching “American Idol” I took the quiz — though I assumed I, duh, was — and was mildly pleased to get six out of nine correct. Not too shabby! Then today I… More »


Anne Frank’s Diary Pulled Off School Shelves Over A Vagina

There’s only so much stupid that a girl can handle and I shot way over my monthly allotment reading this one news story: The Diary of a Young Girl: The Definitive Edition, by Anne Frank, was pulled off the shelves in Culpepper County Public Schools in Virginia after a parent complained about “the sexual nature… More »


Quotable: Blogger Bravely Tests Labia Dye

I put the product on and let it sit as the instructions advised. Things were okay for a few seconds, and then … THE BURNING! I have certainly felt worse, but it was very noticeable. The instructions assure me that this burning is “due to the ingredients reacting to your bodies own PH balance which… More »


Teddy Bear Bares All, Including A Vag

Aw, look at this adorable teddy bear! Wait … WTF is that going on between its legs?! This innocent stuffed animal has a vajujsh, just like us! Well, sorta. I’ve told you about 25 vaginas for sale on Etsy, but now, thanks to seller Furburger, you can make that 26. Is this so wrong or… More »


Restore The Pink In Your Lackluster Labia!

Are your p**sy lips looking a little dull and lifeless? Do you wish they had the rosy hue of the day you were born? Now they can! My Pink Button “genital cosmetic colorant” will restore the pink back in your tired, old, used-up ladyflower! The product comes in four shades, cleverly named after the labia… More »


Giving New Meaning To “Food Porn”

The link to this recipe on Food & Wine’s website was tweeted by editor-in-chief Dana Cowin, who asked her followers, “Pornographic or artistic? F&W pub’d this pix of Eric Ripert’s salmon app. in Jan issue & have gotten some flack.” Heavens, why? [via Twitter] … More »


Pursuing The Perfect Vagina Has Plenty Of Problems

Vaginas! Let’s talk about them. Perhaps, like me, you don’t know much about what anyone’s vagina looks like, except for your own. But it turns out the lips of the labia can be “innies” or “outies,” just like belly buttons, and “outies” … well, they look just like they sound. Surely, women with “outies” can… More »


31 Great Vaginal Moments: What Naomi Wolf Shouldn’t Overlook In Her History Of The Vagina

Naomi Wolf is penning her own vagina monologue: The New York Observer reports that the author of the Women’s Studies 101 staple The Beauty Myth is now writing a book tentatively titled A Cultural History Of The Vagina. But what could Wolf possibly say about our lady parts that wasn’t said before in Eve Ensler’s… More »


Look! A Woman With Two Vaginas!

Have you ever imagined what your sex life might be like if you had two vaginas? Hmmm … double the vaginas, double the pleasure, right? Not, according to 28-year-old Brit Lauren Williams, who actually had two vaginas. After getting tired of tending to her 21-day period (OMG, kill me now), she suspected something might be… More »


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