Posts tagged "vagina"

What The Hell Is A “Vagina Facial”?

I know what you're thinking and it's not that, you perv. A vagina facial — or a "vagacial," as it's called — is a post-waxing treatment at the Script Wax Bar in San Francisco available to women one week after they've gotten a Brazilian. According to BellaSugar, for $60, the spa's estheticians will…
By: Jessica Wakeman / February 12, 2010

Quiz Results: I Know More About The P Than I Do The V

Last night, my friend Lauren sent me a link to a quiz on Women's Health's website called "Are You A Penis Expert?" While watching "American Idol" I took the quiz -- though I assumed I, duh, was -- and was mildly pleased to get six out of nine correct. Not too shabby! Then today I…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 28, 2010

Anne Frank’s Diary Pulled Off School Shelves Over A Vagina

There's only so much stupid that a girl can handle and I shot way over my monthly allotment reading this one news story: The Diary of a Young Girl: The Definitive Edition, by Anne Frank, was pulled off the shelves in Culpepper County Public Schools in Virginia after a parent complained about "the sexual…
By: Jessica Wakeman / January 28, 2010

Quotable: Blogger Bravely Tests Labia Dye

I put the product on and let it sit as the instructions advised. Things were okay for a few seconds, and then … THE BURNING! I have certainly felt worse, but it was very noticeable. The instructions assure me that this burning is “due to the ingredients reacting to your bodies own PH balance which…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 18, 2010

Teddy Bear Bares All, Including A Vag

Aw, look at this adorable teddy bear! Wait … WTF is that going on between its legs?! This innocent stuffed animal has a vajujsh, just like us! Well, sorta. I’ve told you about 25 vaginas for sale on Etsy, but now, thanks to seller Furburger, you can make that 26. Is this so wrong…
By: Simcha / January 11, 2010

Restore The Pink In Your Lackluster Labia!

Are your p**sy lips looking a little dull and lifeless? Do you wish they had the rosy hue of the day you were born? Now they can! My Pink Button "genital cosmetic colorant" will restore the pink back in your tired, old, used-up ladyflower! The product comes in four shades, cleverly named after…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 8, 2010

Giving New Meaning To “Food Porn”

The link to this recipe on Food & Wine's website was tweeted by editor-in-chief Dana Cowin, who asked her followers, "Pornographic or artistic? F&W pub'd this pix of Eric Ripert's salmon app. in Jan issue & have gotten some flack." Heavens, why? [via Twitter]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 6, 2010

Pursuing The Perfect Vagina Has Plenty Of Problems

Vaginas! Let's talk about them. Perhaps, like me, you don't know much about what anyone's vagina looks like, except for your own. But it turns out the lips of the labia can be "innies" or "outies," just like belly buttons, and "outies" ... well, they look just like they sound. Surely, women with "outies"…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 11, 2009

31 Great Vaginal Moments: What Naomi Wolf Shouldn’t Overlook In Her History Of The Vagina

Naomi Wolf is penning her own vagina monologue: The New York Observer reports that the author of the Women's Studies 101 staple The Beauty Myth is now writing a book tentatively titled A Cultural History Of The Vagina. But what could Wolf possibly say about our lady parts that wasn't said before in Eve…
By: Jessica Wakeman / September 9, 2009

Look! A Woman With Two Vaginas!

Have you ever imagined what your sex life might be like if you had two vaginas? Hmmm ... double the vaginas, double the pleasure, right? Not, according to 28-year-old Brit Lauren Williams, who actually had two vaginas. After getting tired of tending to her 21-day period (OMG, kill me now), she suspected something might be…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 27, 2009
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