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Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha

A little over a week ago, we introduced a new feature, Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha, in which we document egregious examples of companies trying to sell shirts as dresses, or celebrities forgoing pants, or, well, you get the picture. This week we have some awesome reader submissions to add to the mix. Remember, if you’re shopping online or checking out celebrity photos and spot a Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha moment, send the link to winona@thefrisky.com and we’ll feature it in a post. Stay vigilant. Wear pants when necessary. And click through for this week’s roundup of awkward crossed legs and thigh clenching…

We Knew The Woman With Two Vaginas Would Get A Porn Offer

My Boring Vagina
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You will probably remember the name Hazel Jones. She’s the woman we told you about with the two vaginas. Ah, now you remember. We had a running bet going about how long it would be before she was offered the big bucks to star in a porno. One week. That’s all it took. The 27-year-old has received a million dollar offer from Vivid Entertainment to share her services. That’s a half a mil for the vaginas to split evenly! I doubt she’ll say yes — she seems like a proper gal — but if she does, they will have a lot of fun coming up with a title. “A Tale Of Two Vaginas”? I’m not good at this. Add your suggestions in the comments. [Film Drunk]

First Time For Everything: My Gynecologist Showed Me My Cervix

My Boring Vagina
This woman has a has a boring vagina. Read More »
Freezing My Eggs
My friends have a lot of opinions on whether I should. Read More »

I have a new gynecologist. Let’s call her Bev. She’s a mid-wife so she’s not actually a doctor, but I am already more impressed with her than any other lady doctor that I’ve ever had. That’s because while she was down there, collecting cell samples from my ladyflower, she offered to show me my cervix. And I was like, “Uh, okay. Why not?” No other doctor had ever offered and I had never asked, but in that moment, as Bev handed me the world’s longest armed mirror, I was like, Fuck yeah, I am about to meet my cervix for the very first time. Keep reading »

We Need A Big Coloring Book Of Vaginas

The Big Coloring Book Of Vaginas

The Frisky already owns a large rubber boob. Now we need The Big Coloring Book Of Vaginas, an actual coloring book for adults with drawings of ladyflowers to keep us busy with our Crayolas. There are even pages with questions a damsel can answer about her vagina, like “A special treat for my vagina is ___” and “My vagina likes ___.” I feel like a neglectful woman, because I don’t know the answer to either of those questions. Excuse me, I’m off to commune with my vagina. [Amazon.com]

Dakota Fanning’s Cosmopolitan Cover Went Out To Advertisers Sex- and Vagina-Free

Dakota Too Young?
Dakota Fanning is on the cover of Cosmo at 17 years of age. Read More »
Dakota's Ad Banned
Dakota Fanning banned Marc Jacobs ad
Dakota Fanning's ad for Marc Jacobs was deemed too provocative. Read More »
Project Anti Cosmo
An angry lady wants Cosmo to clean up all its smut. Read More »
Dakota Fanning's Cosmopolitan cover

Dakota Fanning’s Cosmopolitan cover raised some eyebrows because the “Twilight” actress is 17-years-old and we all know your hymen magically becomes open for business at midnight on your 18th birthday. Presumably, Cosmo‘s ad sales department knew this fact, which is why it sent out a sample mock-up cover to advertisers scrubbed of all the naughty stuff. The sample mock-up cover (at left) received by the NY Observer newspaper promises articles on “Spring Clothes, Hair, Nails” and how to “Feel Close After A Fight.” The actual cover (at right)? Sex! Vaginas! More sex! I guess the articled entitled “Um, Vagina, Are You Okay Down There?” wasn’t deemed advertiser-friendly. I can’t imagine why. [New York Observer] Keep reading »

51 Vagina Nicknames Approved By The Lord

Wack Sex Facts
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Sexual Fetishes
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Weird Vag Names
Weird things ladies call their vaginas. Read More »
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Apparently, referring to a vagina (out loud — whispering it is OK) as a VAGINA invites Satan into your body. Because VAGINA is a filthy, filthy word. Luckily, Bryan Blake of Christwire provides us with 51 Lord approved phrases for VAGINA that will keep us from sounding like dirty whores. I personally enjoy “skin wand scarf” and “moist camel hump.” Nothing degrading about those terms. Not at all. Thanks, God! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Money Shot: The Art Of The Finger Bang

Erotic Art
The collection from the Erotic Heritage Museum. Read More »
World's Oldest Erotica
This is the world's oldest erotic sculpture. Read More »
jeju love land

That is exactly what you think it is. An sculptural interpretation of finger banging. There’s more where that came from at South Korea’s Jeju Love Land, an erotic sculpture park featuring 140 sculptures of sexy stuff. Also of note, a gigantic mosaic penis that squirts water and a bronzed woman pleasuring herself. As Liz Lemon would say, “I want to go to there.” [Laughing Squid]

Condom Inhalation, Hickey Paralysis & Neon Ass: Horrifying Sex Injuries You Didn’t Know To Be Afraid Of

Sex can be dangerous. That’s why you must protect yourself — not just against pregnancy and STDs, but also from sex-related injuries. And I’m not talking about your run of the mill penis fractures. A broken wiener will sound like a walk in the park when you hear these stories. Click through to learn about the most horrifying sex injuries you didn’t know you should be afraid of. Safety first!

“Dedication To My Ex” By Lloyd Is The Women’s Studies Dept Worst Nightmare (NSFW)

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What is there to say about “Dedication To My Ex,” the catchy pop song by Lloyd all about his ex’s vagina? I mean, really, what should I say?  I’ve been sitting here typing and deleting and typing again and … I just don’t know what to say. “Dedication To My Ex” is a super-catchy pop song that could have been written and performed by Hanson, if only the lyrics were not all about an unnamed ex and how her “p**sy done changed.” Keep reading »

How To Get Him To Go Down: Beer-Flavored Vagi-Wipes

Vagi Wipes photo
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Remember that K-Y Intense commercial about a lesbian couple? I love this NSFW spoof about Lip Labs, a beer- or jalapeno-scented vaginal wipe product for your ladybits to get rid of “that vagina smell.” Um, please don’t give Summer’s Eve any ideas. [Hello Giggles]

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