Posts tagged "vagina"

Quickies: Justin Bieber’s New Perfume Bottle Is Vaginal & Lenny Kravitz Cast In “The Hunger Games”

Oh my word. The top of Justin Bieber’s perfume bottle for Someday, his new women’s fragrance, looks like the lips of a vagina. Or a Georgia O’Keefe painting.

Jessica Wakeman | May 24, 2011 - 7:00 pm

Girl Talk: My Ladyparts Hurt

Two years ago, I was sitting in the bathtub cheerfully shampooing my unruly mop of hair and engaging my morning ablutions. When the time came to wash my privates, a…

Sally McGraw | May 16, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Important Question Of The Day

Why has no one answered this question? What shud she do about the spider in her vagina (aka STD)? There is a reason why I will not go camping ……

Ami Angelowicz | April 19, 2011 - 11:20 am

Ladies, Do You Have A “Buff Bay”?

Because I am committed to bringing you the most current and up-to-date genital slang, I feel obligated to share. My friend (who shall remain nameless) was at work yesterday when…

Ami Angelowicz | April 1, 2011 - 12:20 pm

Things You Shouldn’t Put In Your Vagina

54 bags of heroin
31 empty heroin bags
8 prescription pills
$51.22 in cash and change

Twenty-seven-year-old Pennsylannia woman, Karin Mackaliunas, was arrested for…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 18, 2011 - 1:20 pm

Today’s Lady News: Botox For Your Vajayjay?

Botox may help women whose vaginismus (vaginal spasms) prevent them from enjoying sex. And your vajayjay will look so much younger! [New York Daily News]
Networks like NBC, CBS…

Jessica Wakeman | February 25, 2011 - 7:40 pm

Tajazzle Your Vajayjay For The Ultimate In Personal Confidence!

Vagina got you down? Put some bling in your fling with Tajazzle! The Tajazzle system gives us ladies “personal confidence” with scented body powder, lotions to put on your…

Jessica Wakeman | December 16, 2010 - 7:15 pm

Boobs-Only Lesbians: This Website Is Just The Tits

Are you a girl who likes girls? No? Well, then are you a girl who likes girls’ boobs? You might be a “boobs-only lesbian,” according to the cheeky website,…

Jessica Wakeman | November 18, 2010 - 12:10 pm

A Handy Pocket Guide To Vaginal Euphemisms, Such As “Beef Curtains”

If you asked to touch my slobbering bulldog or my lobster claw, I wouldn’t have a damn clue what you were saying. But that’s because I don’t have this handy-dandy…

Jessica Wakeman | November 2, 2010 - 6:45 pm

That’s Vaginal: Gap Sweater Tunic Is NSFW

Oh, Gap, what pervy places your design team’s minds have gone. Lest you think I’m alone in my belief that this sweater tunic is reminiscent of a hoo-ha, the ladies…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 16, 2010 - 7:45 pm

Mind Of Man: I Want A Ladyflower For A Day

If I could, I’d swap my penis for a vagina. Just for a day. I’m both physically and emotionally attached to my urinary and reproductive pleasure nodule. But I’d be…

John DeVore | September 1, 2010 - 3:00 pm

Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers!

I’ve never been a big fan of the lottery. I think it’s because of that Shirley Jackson short story where the “winner” gets stoned to death, which seems to be…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 24, 2010 - 3:50 pm

Meet The Girl Who Was Born Without A Vagina

We’ve heard of pretty painful things happening down there. Childbirth, for one. But nothing compares to an 11-year-old girl in India who was born without a vagina. Doctors did not…

Jessica Wakeman | August 19, 2010 - 11:50 am

Should Jessica Alba’s Untamed “Va-Jay-Jay” Be A “Vagina”?

“Untamed Vaginas.” Now that’s a cover line — one you’ll never, ever see on the cover of a mainstream magazine. So the September issue of Cosmopolitan went with this big…

Jessica Wakeman | August 17, 2010 - 12:50 pm

Giant Beaver Vagina Terrorizes The People Of Minnesota

Life must be slow in Bemidjii, Minnesota. Locals are up in arms over a piece of public art: Gaea, a human-sized beaver with a vagina painted on her belly. Gaea…

Jessica Wakeman | August 6, 2010 - 3:45 pm

Your Vagina Is Like A Shark

Nothing makes a lady feel as sexy as being told that her vagina is like a shark. In this funny vaginal education video, we learn that part of our…

Ami Angelowicz | August 1, 2010 - 6:00 pm

“Privates,” The Video Game That Takes Place In A Vagina

No video game could be quite so depraved as “Bonetown,” the world’s first action-adventure porno video game. But a new game called “Privates” rachets up the shock factor.

Jessica Wakeman | June 25, 2010 - 4:40 pm

20 Nicknames That Should Never Be Used For Our Ladyflowers

I’m pretty sure someday, just as the previous generation remembers where they were when Kennedy was shot, this generation will look back and know exactly what they were doing the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 21, 2010 - 1:30 pm

Do Not Want: DIY At-Home Vajazzling

You know what I find more atrocious than vajazzling? DIY at-home vajazzling. Look, if I am honestly going to sell my soul down the river for some crystals on…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 30, 2010 - 4:50 pm

Foo Foo, Cabbage Patch, Francesca: 16 Weird Names Ladies Call Their Vaginas

If Kotex isn’t allowed to say “vagina” or even “down there” in their tampon commercials, they should check out, a veritable thesaurus of ladyparts synonyms. is asking ladies…

Jessica Wakeman | March 18, 2010 - 5:30 pm
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