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Girl Talk: My Angry Vagina

“Wait, are you upset with me? Yes, I slept with him. No, we’re not dating. Well, because I wanted to, and from all indications, I thought you were definitely on…

Mary Joan Cunningham | February 15, 2012 - 1:00 pm

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha

A little over a week ago, we introduced a new feature, Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha, in which we document egregious examples of companies trying to sell shirts as dresses, or…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | January 30, 2012 - 9:00 am

Smooth Groove & 5 Other Products To Conceal Your Camel Toe

Ladyparts are oh-so-problematic. They smell. They’re hairy. And when you wear super-tight clothing, they don’t automatically invert inside your body like an oyster to prevent camel toe. Can’t a girl give…

Jessica Wakeman | January 27, 2012 - 2:00 pm

We Knew The Woman With Two Vaginas Would Get A Porn Offer

You will probably remember the name Hazel Jones. She’s the woman we told you about with the two vaginas. Ah, now you remember. We had a running bet going about…

Ami Angelowicz | January 22, 2012 - 2:00 pm

First Time For Everything: My Gynecologist Showed Me My Cervix

I have a new gynecologist. Let’s call her Bev. She’s a mid-wife so she’s not actually a doctor, but I am already more impressed with her than any other lady…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 12, 2012 - 1:00 pm

We Need A Big Coloring Book Of Vaginas

The Frisky already owns a large rubber boob. Now we need The Big Coloring Book Of Vaginas, an actual coloring book for adults with drawings of ladyflowers to keep us…

Jessica Wakeman | January 12, 2012 - 9:40 am

Dakota Fanning’s Cosmopolitan Cover Went Out To Advertisers Sex- and Vagina-Free

Dakota Fanning’s Cosmopolitan cover raised some eyebrows because the “Twilight” actress is 17-years-old and we all know your hymen magically becomes open for business at midnight on your 18th birthday.

Jessica Wakeman | January 11, 2012 - 9:40 am

Whoopi Goldberg Talks Porn, Pudendas & Brazilian Waxing On “The View”

I’m all for frank talk about sex, pornography, and women’s ladyparts. In fact, I try to freak out Amelia with my favorite gross phrase for my nether regions on the…

Jessica Wakeman | December 5, 2011 - 2:40 pm

51 Vagina Nicknames Approved By The Lord

Apparently, referring to a vagina (out loud — whispering it is OK) as a VAGINA invites Satan into your body. Because VAGINA is a filthy, filthy word. Luckily, Bryan Blake…

Ami Angelowicz | November 11, 2011 - 1:20 pm

Money Shot: The Art Of The Finger Bang

That is exactly what you think it is. An sculptural interpretation of finger banging. There’s more where that came from at South Korea’s Jeju Love Land, an erotic sculpture park…

Ami Angelowicz | October 14, 2011 - 12:40 pm

Condom Inhalation, Hickey Paralysis & Neon Ass: Horrifying Sex Injuries You Didn’t Know To Be Afraid Of

Sex can be dangerous. That’s why you must protect yourself — not just against pregnancy and STDs, but also from sex-related injuries. And I’m not talking about your run of…

Ami Angelowicz | October 12, 2011 - 9:00 am

“Dedication To My Ex” By Lloyd Is The Women’s Studies Dept Worst Nightmare (NSFW)

What is there to say about “Dedication To My Ex,” the catchy pop song by Lloyd all about his ex’s vagina? I mean, really, what should I say?  I’ve been…

Jessica Wakeman | October 10, 2011 - 10:20 am

How To Get Him To Go Down: Beer-Flavored Vagi-Wipes

Remember that K-Y Intense commercial about a lesbian couple? I love this NSFW spoof about Lip Labs, a beer- or jalapeno-scented vaginal wipe product for your ladybits to get rid…

Jessica Wakeman | October 3, 2011 - 1:20 pm

Man Births Himself From Giant Vagina Tent (NSFW-ish)

I thought you might enjoy this whimsical little video of a man crawling out of an X-rated tent. Watch closely as he emerges from the vaginal opening like…

Ami Angelowicz | September 23, 2011 - 4:20 pm

Quickies: Diamond-Covered Panties Scraped A Victoria’s Secret Model’s Vagina

Being a Victoria’s Secret model is tough, y’all. Just listen to this sob story from Selita Ebanks, who strut down a runway wearing panties made from $4.5 million worth of…

Jessica Wakeman | August 26, 2011 - 7:00 pm

Switzerland’s Sex Ed Involves A Wooden Penis And A Fabric Vagina

In America, sex education is whatever the religious right says it is. But in Switzerland kids ages four to 10 get their sex education with a wooden penis and a…

Jessica Wakeman | August 25, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Stephen Colbert Sends Up Summer’s Eve Douche Douchiness (NSFW)

Stephen Colbert is always on the lookout for injustice against menfolk. And where do men suffer the most than in the field of genital cleaning products? Women have…

Jessica Wakeman | July 26, 2011 - 2:20 pm

Evening Quickies: Prince William & Kate Middleton Gifted With A “Vagina Nut”

Prince William and Kate Middleton received a coco de mer — AKA a “vagina nut,” so named for its resemblance to a woman’s genitals — by the Seychelles foreign minister…

Jessica Wakeman | July 19, 2011 - 7:00 pm

Douching Is All About “Empowerment,” Says Summer’s Eve PR

Yesterday, thanks to Summer’s Eve douching products, I learned that my vagina is “the most powerful thing on Earth and that samauri warriors and medieval jousting was all about fighting…

Jessica Wakeman | July 19, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Your Vagina: The Most Powerful Thing On Earth (Which Is Why You Should Douche It)

A reader tells us this Summer’s Eve douche commercial played before a screening of “Harry Potter” this weekend. And I never before knew that samauri warriors and medieval…

Jessica Wakeman | July 18, 2011 - 1:20 pm