Posts tagged "vagina"

Dakota Fanning’s Cosmopolitan Cover Went Out To Advertisers Sex- and Vagina-Free

Dakota Fanning's Cosmopolitan cover raised some eyebrows because the "Twilight" actress is 17-years-old and we all know your hymen magically becomes open for business at midnight on your 18th birthday. Presumably, Cosmo's ad sales department knew this fact, which is why it sent out a sample mock-up cover to advertisers scrubbed of all…
By: Jessica Wakeman / January 11, 2012

Whoopi Goldberg Talks Porn, Pudendas & Brazilian Waxing On “The View”

I'm all for frank talk about sex, pornography, and women's ladyparts. In fact, I try to freak out Amelia with my favorite gross phrase for my nether regions on the regular. [Ick. -- Editor] But even I don't want to think about Brazilian waxing while I'm sipping my morning coffee. Anyone watching "The View"…
By: Jessica Wakeman / December 5, 2011

51 Vagina Nicknames Approved By The Lord

Apparently, referring to a vagina (out loud -- whispering it is OK) as a VAGINA invites Satan into your body. Because VAGINA is a filthy, filthy word. Luckily, Bryan Blake of Christwire provides us with 51 Lord approved phrases for VAGINA that will keep us from sounding like dirty whores. I personally enjoy "skin wand scarf"…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 11, 2011

Money Shot: The Art Of The Finger Bang

That is exactly what you think it is. An sculptural interpretation of finger banging. There's more where that came from at South Korea's Jeju Love Land, an erotic sculpture park featuring 140 sculptures of sexy stuff. Also of note, a gigantic mosaic penis that squirts water and a bronzed woman pleasuring herself. As Liz Lemo…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 14, 2011

Condom Inhalation, Hickey Paralysis & Neon Ass: Horrifying Sex Injuries You Didn’t Know To Be Afraid Of

Sex can be dangerous. That's why you must protect yourself -- not just against pregnancy and STDs, but also from sex-related injuries. And I'm not talking about your run of the mill penis fractures. A broken wiener will sound like a walk in the park when you hear these stories. Click through to learn about…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2011

“Dedication To My Ex” By Lloyd Is The Women’s Studies Dept Worst Nightmare (NSFW)

What is there to say about "Dedication To My Ex," the catchy pop song by Lloyd all about his ex's vagina? I mean, really, what should I say?  I've been sitting here typing and deleting and typing again and ... I just don't know what to say. "Dedication To My Ex" is a super-catchy po…
By: Jessica Wakeman / October 10, 2011

How To Get Him To Go Down: Beer-Flavored Vagi-Wipes

Remember that K-Y Intense commercial about a lesbian couple? I love this NSFW spoof about Lip Labs, a beer- or jalapeno-scented vaginal wipe product for your ladybits to get rid of "that vagina smell." Um, please don't give Summer's Eve any ideas. [Hello Giggles]…
By: Jessica Wakeman / October 3, 2011

Man Births Himself From Giant Vagina Tent (NSFW-ish)

I thought you might enjoy this whimsical little video of a man crawling out of an X-rated tent. Watch closely as he emerges from the vaginal opening like a newborn babe. This really makes me want to go camping! [Buzzfeed]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / September 23, 2011

Quickies: Diamond-Covered Panties Scraped A Victoria’s Secret Model’s Vagina

Being a Victoria's Secret model is tough, y'all. Just listen to this sob story from Selita Ebanks, who strut down a runway wearing panties made from $4.5 million worth of diamonds, rubies, emeralds and yellow sapphires in 2007. "It hurt. Yeah, diamonds hurt," Ebanks tells me. "I don’t know about wearing diamonds on your crotch.
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 26, 2011

Switzerland’s Sex Ed Involves A Wooden Penis And A Fabric Vagina

In America, sex education is whatever the religious right says it is. But in Switzerland kids ages four to 10 get their sex education with a wooden penis and a fabric vagina which teachers use to "show that contacting body parts can be pleasurable." Another part of the teacher's guide instruct…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 25, 2011

Stephen Colbert Sends Up Summer’s Eve Douche Douchiness (NSFW)

Stephen Colbert is always on the lookout for injustice against menfolk. And where do men suffer the most than in the field of genital cleaning products? Women have long enjoyed empowering cleaning agents marketed to their dirty vaginas. But the poor, dirty penis? Shamefully ignored. What nerve! When Summer's Eve douche product…
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 26, 2011

Evening Quickies: Prince William & Kate Middleton Gifted With A “Vagina Nut”

Prince William and Kate Middleton received a coco de mer — AKA a "vagina nut," so named for its resemblance to a woman's genitals — by the Seychelles foreign minister during their honeymoon on the island. The coco de mer is a type of coconut which only grows on islands there. I guess that's better…
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 19, 2011

Douching Is All About “Empowerment,” Says Summer’s Eve PR

Yesterday, thanks to Summer's Eve douching products, I learned that my vagina is "the most powerful thing on Earth and that samauri warriors and medieval jousting was all about fighting over a good, clean vagina. It turns out there are more douche-y douche commercials where that came from.
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 19, 2011

Your Vagina: The Most Powerful Thing On Earth (Which Is Why You Should Douche It)

A reader tells us this Summer's Eve douche commercial played before a screening of "Harry Potter" this weekend. And I never before knew that samauri warriors and medieval jousting was all about fighting over a good, clean vagina. What did the fair maidens of yore do to get that Lysol-fresh feeling? (Thanks to…
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 18, 2011

30 Unapproved Names For A Woman’s Bush

There's no eloquent way to talk about bush, or for those of you who prefer to be anatomically correct, pubic hair. But some terms for ladies' pubic regions are far more inappropriate than others. For example, a certain Frisky employee who shall remained unnamed, referred to her own bush as a "fur pie." As in,…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 15, 2011

The Best Song About Your Vagina You’ll Hear All Day

Why, this is just about the catchiest song about my vagina that I've ever heard. It may be an advertisement for the Mooncup, a reusable sanitary cup, but damn if it's not the new official Frisky anthem. [LoveYourVagina.com]…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 22, 2011

Quickies: Justin Bieber’s New Perfume Bottle Is Vaginal & Lenny Kravitz Cast In “The Hunger Games”

Oh my word. The top of Justin Bieber's perfume bottle for Someday, his new women's fragrance, looks like the lips of a vagina. Or a Georgia O'Keefe painting. [OK! Magazine] Hollywood is remaking "Romeo & Juliet" again? At least we have hot Ed Westwick to look at this time — he's playing cousi…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 24, 2011

Girl Talk: My Ladyparts Hurt

Two years ago, I was sitting in the bathtub cheerfully shampooing my unruly mop of hair and engaging my morning ablutions. When the time came to wash my privates, a sudden, sharp, stinging sensation arose the second I touched soap to vulva. I actually cried out, causing my curious cat to peek over the tu…
By: Sally McGraw / May 16, 2011

Important Question Of The Day

Why has no one answered this question? What shud she do about the spider in her vagina (aka STD)? There is a reason why I will not go camping … I'm scared of running into this girl getting reeeely drunk and having sex on the bear ground. Spider in my vagina? Not so much. […
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 19, 2011

Ladies, Do You Have A “Buff Bay”?

Because I am committed to bringing you the most current and up-to-date genital slang, I feel obligated to share. My friend (who shall remain nameless) was at work yesterday when a female co-worker was checking out her camel toe. Weird … yes. After staring at her crotch for a full minute, the co-worker said to…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 1, 2011