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“Vaginal Knitting” Is Here: Watch This Woman Knit From Wool Inserted Inside Her Vagina

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Knitting & Purling From Your Pussy

When I first heard the term “vaginal knitting,” I assumed it meant knitting with your pubic hair. [Really? I assumed it meant knitting things that look like vaginas. -- Amelia] But no. Vaginal knitting is inserting a skein of wool into your vulva and knitting with it!

Whoa. Crafting just went to a whole new level. Keep reading »

Sorry, But I Don’t Want A Hot Gynecologist

Sorry, But I Don't Want A Hot Gynecologist

Buzzfeed has a post up today called “Meet the Hottest Gynecologist Ever.” And Manuel Rico, who’s from Spain but does pap smears down in Chile, is indeed smokin’ hot. Like, model hot. “Bachelor” hot. Pool boy hot. Christian Grey hot. THAT HOT. Dr. Manuel is so hot that women are standing in line to have their vaginas checked out by him.

I do not understand this. Not just because I can’t understand getting enthused about going for my annual pap — maybe because my own gyno considers sticking her finger in my asshole part of the routine — but because the last thing I want is for my gynecologist to be fuckable. Keep reading »

That’s Vaginal: Qatar’s New Stadium Looks Like A Big Ol’ Vulva

The advertising firm behind the new stadium being built in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup released an animated video revealing their plans and, well, it seems Al Wakrah sports stadium is gonna look like a big ol’ vagina. This has naturally sparked some controversy, but I think critics should simmer down. The new stadium looks pretty to me, potentially even more so because of its resemblance to female genitalia. I like it! Imagine hundreds of thousands of cheering futbol fans within the feminine curves and folds of this steel punany. POWERFUL.  Check out a sweet GIF of the stadium, courtesy of Jezebel, after the jump! [Raw Story, Jezebel] Keep reading »

Greetings From Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina

Lindsay Lohan’s name has been conspicuously absent from the tabloid headlines lately. Perhaps that’s because she’s been keeping busy taking “artsy” selfies and posting them on her Instagram feed. To let us know she’s still relevant. Her latest work of art is this pic of her vagina with the caption “Goodnight.” Well, goodnight to you, Logina. Thanks for checking in. [Instagram via The Superficial]

Kim Kardashian Says Her Vagina Is Better Looking Since She Gave Birth

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Kim Kardashian Says Her Vagina Is Better Looking Since She Gave Birth
"I look so hot. I am back."

“When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before. … I just want to come out to the world, and be naked and be like, ‘I look so hot. I am back.’”

Last night’s episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” did not actually feature Kim Kardashian giving birth to daughter North West, but it did check in with her after the birth. I’m glad to hear Kim’s vag is in good shape, especially since one of the more common, and I think silly, worries that pregnant women have is that giving birth vaginally will wreck their lady business. In fact, I have a friend, who shall remain nameless, who had really long labia, but after she gave birth, those lips shrunk right up. Not that there’s anything wrong with long labia — I have embraced mine — but it’s interesting to know that giving birth can give your cooch a natural makeover. Anyway, good morning, it’s Monday, and I’m done writing about Kim Kardashian’s vagina now. [Entertainment Wise]

Emmy Rossum Doesn’t Know Who’s Been Inside Her Vagina

This week Emmy Rossum tweeted about a really AWKWARD run-in with her gynecologist. The uncomfie part, in my opinion, was not running into the person who has an intimate relationship with her cervix, but not recognizing him. This begs the question: what was she doing last time she got a pap smear that she didn’t remember the man in her vagina? [Huffington Post]

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