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An Open Letter To Publicist Behind Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products

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Hi, Publicist Who Sent Us A Press Release About Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products!

Thanks for the heads up about how to shower our “most precious parts with these soft and gentle wipes.” And by “most precious parts,” you mean our hoohoos.  One thing — is “hoohoo” the name of my vagina? Because it is also the name of my grandmother on my dad’s side, and this could get confusing. If it’s OK with you, I’ll refer to the products by a less disrespectful name, the East River Ferry.

Anyway, I did have a few other queries about your premium line of innovative gal pal accessories. Here goes: Keep reading »

Cameron Diaz Shares Her Detailed Thoughts “In Praise Of Pubes”

My Long Labia
Amelia's long labia. Read More »
Your Hair Down There...
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Soapbox: Pro Pubic Hair!
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Cameron Diaz Shares Her Detailed Thoughts "In Praise Of Pubes"

Did you hear? Cameron Diaz is now a published author! The actress released her first book, a health guide called The Body Book, on December 31. I have no idea what Cam’s thoughts are on healthy living and if you had asked me if I cared, oh, yesterday, I would have yawned and told you no. But then I read that Diaz has an essay in The Body Book called “In Praise of Pubes,” and I was like, “Cameron Diaz, how did you know I can’t resist reading a celeb’s views on short-and-curlies?” According to Radar Online, Cameron has much to say about pubic hair, namely that she thinks going permanently hairless down there via laser treatments is a bad idea. Keep reading »

“Vaginal Knitting” Is Here: Watch This Woman Knit From Wool Inserted Inside Her Vagina

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Knitting & Purling From Your Pussy

When I first heard the term “vaginal knitting,” I assumed it meant knitting with your pubic hair. [Really? I assumed it meant knitting things that look like vaginas. -- Amelia] But no. Vaginal knitting is inserting a skein of wool into your vulva and knitting with it!

Whoa. Crafting just went to a whole new level. Keep reading »

Sorry, But I Don’t Want A Hot Gynecologist

Sorry, But I Don't Want A Hot Gynecologist

Buzzfeed has a post up today called “Meet the Hottest Gynecologist Ever.” And Manuel Rico, who’s from Spain but does pap smears down in Chile, is indeed smokin’ hot. Like, model hot. “Bachelor” hot. Pool boy hot. Christian Grey hot. THAT HOT. Dr. Manuel is so hot that women are standing in line to have their vaginas checked out by him.

I do not understand this. Not just because I can’t understand getting enthused about going for my annual pap — maybe because my own gyno considers sticking her finger in my asshole part of the routine — but because the last thing I want is for my gynecologist to be fuckable. Keep reading »

That’s Vaginal: Qatar’s New Stadium Looks Like A Big Ol’ Vulva

The advertising firm behind the new stadium being built in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup released an animated video revealing their plans and, well, it seems Al Wakrah sports stadium is gonna look like a big ol’ vagina. This has naturally sparked some controversy, but I think critics should simmer down. The new stadium looks pretty to me, potentially even more so because of its resemblance to female genitalia. I like it! Imagine hundreds of thousands of cheering futbol fans within the feminine curves and folds of this steel punany. POWERFUL.  Check out a sweet GIF of the stadium, courtesy of Jezebel, after the jump! [Raw Story, Jezebel] Keep reading »

Greetings From Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina

Lindsay Lohan’s name has been conspicuously absent from the tabloid headlines lately. Perhaps that’s because she’s been keeping busy taking “artsy” selfies and posting them on her Instagram feed. To let us know she’s still relevant. Her latest work of art is this pic of her vagina with the caption “Goodnight.” Well, goodnight to you, Logina. Thanks for checking in. [Instagram via The Superficial]

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