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Greetings From Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina

Lindsay Lohan’s name has been conspicuously absent from the tabloid headlines lately. Perhaps that’s because she’s been keeping busy taking “artsy” selfies and posting them on her Instagram feed. To let us know she’s still relevant. Her latest work of art is this pic of her vagina with the caption “Goodnight.” Well, goodnight to you, Logina. Thanks for checking in. [Instagram via The Superficial]

Kim Kardashian Says Her Vagina Is Better Looking Since She Gave Birth

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Kim Kardashian Says Her Vagina Is Better Looking Since She Gave Birth
"I look so hot. I am back."

“When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before. … I just want to come out to the world, and be naked and be like, ‘I look so hot. I am back.’”

Last night’s episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” did not actually feature Kim Kardashian giving birth to daughter North West, but it did check in with her after the birth. I’m glad to hear Kim’s vag is in good shape, especially since one of the more common, and I think silly, worries that pregnant women have is that giving birth vaginally will wreck their lady business. In fact, I have a friend, who shall remain nameless, who had really long labia, but after she gave birth, those lips shrunk right up. Not that there’s anything wrong with long labia — I have embraced mine — but it’s interesting to know that giving birth can give your cooch a natural makeover. Anyway, good morning, it’s Monday, and I’m done writing about Kim Kardashian’s vagina now. [Entertainment Wise]

Emmy Rossum Doesn’t Know Who’s Been Inside Her Vagina

This week Emmy Rossum tweeted about a really AWKWARD run-in with her gynecologist. The uncomfie part, in my opinion, was not running into the person who has an intimate relationship with her cervix, but not recognizing him. This begs the question: what was she doing last time she got a pap smear that she didn’t remember the man in her vagina? [Huffington Post]

The Downside Of Getting Married? You’ll Probably Have To Sell Your Custom-Made Leather Vagina Couch

Vagina Couch Craigslist Ad

It’s a familiar love story: Boy pays $20,000 for a custom leather couch adorned with giant vaginas. Boy meets girl. Boy marries girl. Girl demands boy get rid of vagina couch. Boy begrudgingly posts vagina couch on Craigslist for $4,000. Sigh. No one ever said marriage was easy. [Huffington Post]

Paula Patton Encouraged Robin Thicke To Take This Picture With Five Butt-Naked Women

"Blurred" Is Feminist
Robin Thicke Says "Blurred Lines" Is A "Feminist Movement"
... says Robin Thicke, who seems kind of dumb. Read More »
Robin's Ass Grab
Robin Thicke Lana Scolaro photo
Here's the pic of Robin Thicke grabbing Lana Scolaro's ass. Read More »
Paula & Robin
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Robin Thicke On Treats! Magazine Cover

“I’ve done some topless photo shoots before but never completely nude. It was very sexy and I like that. At first I thought, ‘Okay, let’s just do topless’ … but, again, my wife and her friends were like, ‘No way … go all the way.’ I think we definitely pushed the envelope.”

– Robin Thicke explains how this picture of him with five naked women on the cover of Treats! Magazine came to be. “In addition to hanging out with some of the hottest Treats! you’ve ever seen, he talks about staying humble in the face of worldwide success,” says the magazine’s teaser. Oh yes, this is certainly a photo that communicates “humbleness.” You can see the NSFW version here. There are more pictures inside the magazine of him coming in sniffing distance of naked ass crack. Further support of the theory that he and Paula Patton have an open relationship. [NYMag.com]

11 Ways Our Vaginas Have Betrayed Us

Glitter In Her Vagina
It's an occupational hazard for Kesha. Read More »

Most of the time we love our vaginas. After so many years together, we’ve formed a warm, companionable relationship, where we know that she’s on our team, and while sometimes she can be moody or mysterious, we’ll usually be able to predict what she’s thinking. But on the rare occasion that our vadges act out, we feel spurned. Like, say, when we’re at the gym lifting weights and when we stand up, there is a full sweat imprint of our vagina — labia majora and all — on the workout bench and we discover it just as we see the hot guy standing next to us, taking in our crotch Rorschach, and we think, Vagina, you have betrayed me. You bitch. No sex for you. Below, a few instances when we’ve wanted to disown our vadges for being so disloyal. Keep reading »

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