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12 Signs Mons Pubis Is The New Underboob On The Red Carpet

Going commando on the red carpet is nothing new. Celebs — hell, humanity in general — have been choosing to go out without underwear since, well, underwear was invented. Most skin-tight gowns just look better without anything underneath them. And for as long as celebs have been going commando, there have been paparazzi waiting on bended knee in front of limo doors, ready to catch a brief moment of flashing vag on camera.

But this here slideshow depicts something else entirely — the growing popularity of dresses so sheer and/or high cut that going commando is a requirement and the possibility of indecent exposure is not only likely but practically encouraged. Yes, like the underboob and sideboob and butt cleave and sidebutt before it, showing off your mons pubis — that is, the upper part of the vulva below the naval — is the hot, new, random, SEXY RED CARPET TREND. Click through to see just a few somewhat recent examples…

Heated Panty Liners: Brilliant Method For Easing Period Pains Or Weird Way To Set Your Vagina On Fire?

Those of us with with a uterus know what it’s like to be desperate for a heating pad to ease the writhing, stabbing pain from menstruation cramps. It turns out, we could go for a little more relief directly at the source —  by way of Korea, there now exist heated panty liners. The blog British Beauty Blogger posted pictures of the pad, which her friend picked up on a trip to Japan. She said the package contains a “heated sachet,” which gets very hot and is not to be worn “directly in contact with your nethers.” I guess it’s not so much a “heated panty liner” as a heated object you wear it underneath a panty liner?  Either way, the whole concept of a heated panty liner seems similar to stuffing those handwarmers that people put in their mittens down your panties.

If any Frisky readers speak Korean, I would love a translation on the packaging of what I think are the suggested uses for a heated panty linter because half of them don’t make any sense from the pictures. Skiing? Sitting on a chair? Holding a baby? I don’t even want to risk any burns on my vag and/or inner thighs, so my only suggested use is laughing at this. [British Beauty Blogger] [Images via British Beauty Blogger]

Retrospective: Ranking Kim Kardashian’s Most Labial Outfits

After seeing a photo of Kim Kardashian wearing that ruffled leather skirt on the left, I had an epiphany: over the past few years, Kim’s style has been getting more and more … labial. To put it less delicately, a lot of her outfits look like a big ol’ vag.

Perhaps this is the result of letting Kanye pick out her clothes. Perhaps it’s some kind of performance art Rorschach test. If so, I should probably be committed, because I’m seeing vaginas everywhere. Click through to check out some of Kim’s most labial looks, and see if you agree.

Let’s All Move To Sweden, Where There’s A Vagina Mural At A Middle School

God bless the Swedes and their sensible, sex positive outlook! A middle school principal in Nykoping, Sweden has thrown his support behind a mural inside the school depicting a modern art-style vagina.

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Skip Eating Out And Get A Vagina Toaster Instead

You know how some people say they’ve seen the face of Jesus in their burnt toast? Well, there’s a product that can make that happen for everyone … but instead of Jesus, it’s a vagina.

Novel toaster company Burnt Impressions is known for creating toasters that brand custom images into your bread as it toasts. So naturally, it was only a matter of time before some stoned dude (sorry, I can only assume) over at Burnt Impressions was like, “I’VE GOT IT. Let’s put genitals on our toast.” And then that happened. Keep reading »

An Open Letter To Publicist Behind Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products

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Hi, Publicist Who Sent Us A Press Release About Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products!

Thanks for the heads up about how to shower our “most precious parts with these soft and gentle wipes.” And by “most precious parts,” you mean our hoohoos.  One thing — is “hoohoo” the name of my vagina? Because it is also the name of my grandmother on my dad’s side, and this could get confusing. If it’s OK with you, I’ll refer to the products by a less disrespectful name, the East River Ferry.

Anyway, I did have a few other queries about your premium line of innovative gal pal accessories. Here goes: Keep reading »

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