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The Great Twat Betrayal: 7 Common Yet Complicated Vagina Problems Every Woman Faces

I am convinced my vagina should have the next lead role on “Game of Thrones,” because recently, it has done nothing but plot sadistic revenge and royally fuck me. Like many women have experienced, I woke up one day with some weird itching and burning in the land down under and knew that it was… More »


Teen Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina

Cops say a Tennessee teen who got arrested for driving with a suspended license on Monday had a surprise in store for police.

When a female corrections officer at Kingsport jail performed a search on 19-year-old Dallas Archer, she allegedly discovered an “unknown object” lodged in the young woman’s crotch. She alerted another female officer,… More »


US Airways Twitter Account Shows Complaining Customer Exactly Where To Stick It (NSFW)

Well, this is one way to approach online customer service. Earlier today, a US Airways customer tweeted a complaint about a flight delay to the company’s official Twitter account. US Airways sent back a fairly standard response (90% of airline Twitter feeds are canned apologies tweeted at irate customers), but when the customer wasn’t satisfied,… More »


Vaginas Can Be Grown In Labs Now

See, girls, science is really fun: vaginas can now be grown in laboratories and implanted in the human crotch.

In a pilot study on regenerative medicine, Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center in North Carolina grew vaginal organs for four teenaged girls missing a vagina or uterus, using their own cells. All the girls suffer… More »


12 Signs Mons Pubis Is The New Underboob On The Red Carpet

Going commando on the red carpet is nothing new. Celebs — hell, humanity in general — have been choosing to go out without underwear since, well, underwear was invented. Most skin-tight gowns just look better without anything underneath them. And for as long as celebs have been going commando, there have been paparazzi waiting on bended knee in front… More »


Heated Panty Liners: Brilliant Method For Easing Period Pains Or Weird Way To Set Your Vagina On Fire?

Those of us with with a uterus know what it’s like to be desperate for a heating pad to ease the writhing, stabbing pain from menstruation cramps. It turns out, we could go for a little more relief directly at the source —  by way of Korea, there now exist heated panty liners. The blog… More »


Retrospective: Ranking Kim Kardashian’s Most Labial Outfits

After seeing a photo of Kim Kardashian wearing that ruffled leather skirt on the left, I had an epiphany: over the past few years, Kim’s style has been getting more and more … labial. To put it less delicately, a lot of her outfits look like a big ol’ vag.

Perhaps this is… More »


Let’s All Move To Sweden, Where There’s A Vagina Mural At A Middle School

God bless the Swedes and their sensible, sex positive outlook! A middle school principal in Nykoping, Sweden has thrown his support behind a mural inside the school depicting a modern art-style vagina.

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Skip Eating Out And Get A Vagina Toaster Instead

You know how some people say they’ve seen the face of Jesus in their burnt toast? Well, there’s a product that can make that happen for everyone … but instead of Jesus, it’s a vagina.

Novel toaster company Burnt Impressions is known for creating toasters that brand custom images into your bread as it toasts. More »


An Open Letter To Publicist Behind Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products

Hi, Publicist Who Sent Us A Press Release About Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products!

Thanks for the heads up about how to shower our “most precious parts with these soft and gentle wipes.” And by “most precious parts,” you mean our hoohoos.  One thing — is “hoohoo” the name of my vagina? More »


Cameron Diaz Shares Her Detailed Thoughts “In Praise Of Pubes”

Did you hear? Cameron Diaz is now a published author! The actress released her first book, a health guide called The Body Book, on December 31. I have no idea what Cam’s thoughts are on healthy living and if you had asked me if I cared, oh, yesterday, I would have yawned and told you no. But… More »


“Vaginal Knitting” Is Here: Watch This Woman Knit From Wool Inserted Inside Her Vagina

When I first heard the term “vaginal knitting,” I assumed it meant knitting with your pubic hair. [Really? I assumed it meant knitting things that look like vaginas. — Amelia] But no. Vaginal knitting is inserting a skein of wool into your vulva and knitting with it!

Whoa. Crafting just went to a whole… More »


Sorry, But I Don’t Want A Hot Gynecologist

Buzzfeed has a post up today called “Meet the Hottest Gynecologist Ever.” And Manuel Rico, who’s from Spain but does pap smears down in Chile, is indeed smokin’ hot. Like, model hot. “Bachelor” hot. Pool boy hot. Christian Grey hot. THAT HOT. Dr. Manuel is so hot that women are standing in line to have their vaginas… More »


That’s Vaginal: Qatar’s New Stadium Looks Like A Big Ol’ Vulva

The advertising firm behind the new stadium being built in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup released an animated video revealing their plans and, well, it seems Al Wakrah sports stadium is gonna look like a big ol’ vagina. This has naturally sparked some controversy, but I think critics should simmer down. The new stadium… More »


Greetings From Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina

Lindsay Lohan’s name has been conspicuously absent from the tabloid headlines lately. Perhaps that’s because she’s been keeping busy taking “artsy” selfies and posting them on her Instagram feed. To let us know she’s still relevant. Her latest work of art is this pic of her vagina with the caption “Goodnight.” Well, goodnight to you,… More »


Kim Kardashian Says Her Vagina Is Better Looking Since She Gave Birth

“When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before. … I just want to come out to the world, and be naked and be like, ‘I look so hot. I am back.'”
Last night’s episode… More »


Emmy Rossum Doesn’t Know Who’s Been Inside Her Vagina

This week Emmy Rossum tweeted about a really AWKWARD run-in with her gynecologist. The uncomfie part, in my opinion, was not running into the person who has an intimate relationship with her cervix, but not recognizing him. This begs the question: what was she doing last time she got a pap smear that she didn’t… More »


The Downside Of Getting Married? You’ll Probably Have To Sell Your Custom-Made Leather Vagina Couch

It’s a familiar love story: Boy pays $20,000 for a custom leather couch adorned with giant vaginas. Boy meets girl. Boy marries girl. Girl demands boy get rid of vagina couch. Boy begrudgingly posts vagina couch on Craigslist for $4,000. Sigh. No one ever said marriage was easy. [Huffington Post] … More »


Paula Patton Encouraged Robin Thicke To Take This Picture With Five Butt-Naked Women

“I’ve done some topless photo shoots before but never completely nude. It was very sexy and I like that. At first I thought, ‘Okay, let’s just do topless’ … but, again, my wife and her friends were like, ‘No way … go all the way.’ I think we definitely pushed the envelope.”
— Robin ThickeMore »


11 Ways Our Vaginas Have Betrayed Us

Most of the time we love our vaginas. After so many years together, we’ve formed a warm, companionable relationship, where we know that she’s on our team, and while sometimes she can be moody or mysterious, we’ll usually be able to predict what she’s thinking. But on the rare occasion that our vadges act out,… More »


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