Did those photos
we posted last week just not tell you all
you wanted to know about vajazzling, aka crystal herpes for your hoo-ha? Bryce from The Luxury Spot also allowed the photographer to film her while she got her cooter bejeweled, so you can see just how painlessly stupid the whole process is. However, I demand a follow-up. I want to know what Bryce’s bedfellows think of her new mon pubis bling. (This video is relatively SFW, though there are some lower parts that are visible, but Bryce is so hairless, you might as well be looking at a knee cap.) Keep reading »
Those rich bitches (kidding!) over at The Luxury Spot decided that merely hearing Jennifer Love Hewitt describe getting her cooter vajazzled was not enough — they had to get their ladyflowers crystal coated to truly form an opinion. Brave blogger Bryce headed down to Completely Bare Spa in NYC and had her vagina made over to look like … well, these are the first words uttered by various members of The Frisky staff upon looking at the pictures:
“Eww, it looks like little crystal in-grown hairs.” “Or a bad case of shiny herpes.” “Crabs!” “What happens if I take a hunk of cheese to that puss?” “It looks stupid!” “Herpes. All I can think is herpes.” “Is this a newfangled Rorschach test?”
Yeah, so, are you enticed to get your mons pubis vajazzled now that you’ve seen what the finished product looks like? [The Luxury Spot] Keep reading »
I know what you’re thinking and it’s not that, you perv. A vagina facial — or a “vagacial,” as it’s called — is a post-waxing treatment at the Script Wax Bar in San Francisco available to women one week after they’ve gotten a Brazilian. According to BellaSugar, for $60, the spa’s estheticians will cleanse your vulva with anti-bacterial body wash and witch hazel (witch hazel?), exfoliate, pluck out ingrown hairs, apply “an anti-freckle, anti-acne, or calming mask,” and then a lightening cream.
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Last night, my friend Lauren sent me a link to a quiz on Women’s Health‘s website called “Are You A Penis Expert?” While watching “American Idol” I took the quiz — though I assumed I, duh, was — and was mildly pleased to get six out of nine correct. Not too shabby! Then today I saw that Women’s Health also has a “What’s Your Vagina IQ?” test and thought, Surely I will excel at this one! I am my lady flower’s BFF! I got seven out of 13 correct. According to my calculator (because I forgot how to do division), that means I got 54 percent on the vagina quiz and 67 percent on the penis quiz. I know more about the P than I do the V. As a woman, I am sort of embarrassed. In my defense, the questions on the V quiz were a little trickier, what with some of the questions being about the vulva not the vagina and I failed to think about the distinction. Anyway, I learned some useful things. Did you know that most gynos recommend going commando over wearing undies, unless your clothing is irritating? Take the quizzes and lemme know how you stack up! ["What's Your Vagina IQ?" and "Are You A Penis Expert?"] Keep reading »
There’s only so much stupid that a girl can handle and I shot way over my monthly allotment reading this one news story: The Diary of a Young Girl: The Definitive Edition, by Anne Frank, was pulled off the shelves in Culpepper County Public Schools in Virginia after a parent complained about “the sexual nature of the vagina passage,” according to the Culpepper Star-Exponent. Since 1995, the Anne Frank Foundation has printed an unedited, definitive version of Anne’s diary, in which she apparently wrote some sexually suggestive references, including one about her sinful lady flower.
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Aw, look at this adorable teddy bear! Wait … WTF is that going on between its legs?! This innocent stuffed animal has a vajujsh, just like us! Well, sorta. I’ve told you about 25 vaginas for sale on Etsy, but now, thanks to seller Furburger, you can make that 26. Is this so wrong or so wrong it’s right? Furburger’s got a whole line of vag-enhanced stuffed animals, from dragons to raccoons, for around $40 a pop. But would you actually give this anatomically endowed bear to your daughter? [Trend Hunter] Keep reading »
Are your p**sy lips looking a little dull and lifeless? Do you wish they had the rosy hue of the day you were born? Now they can! My Pink Button “genital cosmetic colorant” will restore the pink back in your tired, old, used-up ladyflower! The product comes in four shades, cleverly named after the labia of Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, Ginger Rogers, and Audrey Hepburn, natch! My Pink Button only costs $29.95, so what are you waiting for? Your vaginal lips are ready for a whole new look! [via Broadsheet] Keep reading »
The link to this recipe on Food & Wine‘s website was tweeted by editor-in-chief Dana Cowin, who asked her followers, “Pornographic or artistic? F&W pub’d this pix of Eric Ripert’s salmon app. in Jan issue & have gotten some flack.” Heavens, why? [via Twitter] Keep reading »
Vaginas! Let’s talk about them. Perhaps, like me, you don’t know much about what anyone’s vagina looks like, except for your own. But it turns out the lips of the labia can be “innies” or “outies,” just like belly buttons, and “outies” … well, they look just like they sound. Surely, women with “outies” can feel discomfort down there when riding a bike or wearing tight-fitting jeans. But the truth is, the majority of the time a woman gets labioplasty surgery on her vagina, she’s letting a plastic surgeon have a go at her hooda with a scalpel for aesthetic reasons. She wants the perfect vagina, but what the heck is that?
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