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Yoko Ono’s “25 Things” List For US Weekly Is Fucking Perfect

Cease publication of this feature immediately; we will never have one that is better than this.

Megan Reynolds | February 25, 2016 - 4:45 pm

Erykah Badu’s Answers For Us Weekly’s “25 Things” Feature Are The Realest Shit

May we all one day transcend the fuckery that surrounds us and get on her level.

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Ben Affleck Is Dating His Kids’ Nanny

HEAVY SIGH.

Megan Reynolds | July 29, 2015 - 11:00 am

It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane … It’s Jessica’s Simpson’s Baby

I was at the nail salon flipping thought the latest issue of Us Weekly, featuring Jessica Simpson’s adorable little towheads, when I stumbled across this photo of baby Maxwell with…

Ami Angelowicz | September 3, 2013 - 11:00 am

Amanda Bynes Tells Us Weekly That She’s Striving To Be 100lbs

I don’t think it’s a secret that former teen star Amanda Bynes, 26, is having some issues lately. Starting in the summer of 2012, Bynes — who starred in the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 15, 2013 - 1:40 pm

These Us Weekly “Mini-Me” Photos Make Me Squirmy

Hey, I’m not telling Us Weekly how to live its life, but holy crap do these mini-me children-dressed-as-Grammy winners creep me out. First off, I am super not cool with…

Julie Gerstein | February 14, 2013 - 4:40 pm

It’s A Slow News Day Over At US Weekly

Actual headline on Us Weekly’s web site: “Taylor Swift & Carrie Underwood ‘Hate Each Other’.”  Oh, hello, catfight narrative that doesn’t affect male celebrities! [US Weekly]
Christina Applegate…

Jessica Wakeman | February 8, 2013 - 6:00 pm

Us Weekly Tries To Distract Us From Kim Kardashian’s Divorce By Dangling Her Diet In Our Face

Divorce? What divorce? Did you know that Kim Kardashian is now a size 2?  Look over here at Kim in a red bikini! Look! Look at her bikini bod and…

Ami Angelowicz | December 29, 2011 - 1:20 pm

An Open Letter To The Tabloids About “Teen Mom”

Dear Us Weekly, Life & Style, OK!, People and the rest of the tabloid mags out there:

We love that we can solidly rely on you for coverage of…

Julie Gerstein | October 6, 2010 - 4:30 pm

Breaking News: Jessica Simpson Is Just Like Us!

Haiti? So last week. The State of the Union? Meh. So last night. Us Weekly’s idea of a breaking news story is Jessica Simpson’s rather untimely flatulence. [Us Weekly via…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 28, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Farrah’s Dying Wish, Michael’s “Murder,” And Kendra’s Wedding

As you might imagine, the tabloids—like every other popular culture venue out there—are flooded with new Michael Jackson conspiracies this week. It seems that they were so distracted with MJ…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 1, 2009 - 5:30 pm

An Open Letter To Jessica Simpson

Dear Jessica,

The mistake you made wasn’t so much in gaining weight, it was in making such a big to-do of yourself when you were skinny. And those…

Wendy Atterberry | January 29, 2009 - 12:30 pm
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