Posts tagged "unsexy costumes"

19 (More) Halloween Costumes That Won’t Get You Laid

After a thorough inspection of available costumes for men, I have come to the conclusion that the Halloween industry is conspiring to sabotage dudes’ chances of getting laid. There are just so, so many horribly unsexy Halloween costumes for men. We’ve showed you a bunch in the past, but believe it or not, there are…

Ami Angelowicz / October 20, 2011

18 (More) Costumes That Won’t Even Get A Lady Laid On Halloween

If you’re single and looking to trick or treat, Halloween is the absolute best holiday to score some man candy. That is, provided you choose the proper costume. Don’t screw up your chances of getting laid this Halloween with an unsexy costume like this turkey suit. Wear it, and you’re just begging to be asked…

Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2011