Posts tagged "united bamboo"

United Bamboo Now Makes Cat Teepees

United Bamboo is a designer clothing company that makes expensive clothes for humans, and equally expensive clothes for cats. Like, you can buy a sequined cat evening gown for $68 or a cat parka (with animal fur on it!) for $98. If you want. If that’s your thing. They even make an annual cat calendar,…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 24, 2012

No, No, No: United Bamboo Goes The Full “Derelicte”

Sometimes you’re like, “Fashion, do you ever want to be taken seriously?” And Fashion is all, “Guh, no. I need to be true to my self.” And then Fashion turns up with this monstrosity, a goddamn paper bag jacket, straight out of Mugatu’s “Derelicte” collection. So, so, terrible, and only $480. [United Bamboo]…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 1, 2012

A Different Kind Of Pinup Calendar

Another year, another totally embarrassing United Bamboo Cat Calendar. We didn’t think they could top themselves, and yet, here we are, staring down Professor J. Catsworthy in his special United Bamboo tailored jacket. You can order the 2011 version of the calendar via their site — and we highly recommend you do. After all, what’…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 11, 2010

United Bamboo Dresses Up Kitties, We Can’t Get Enough

These models are fierce! We would love to wake up each day and have runway garb greet us as we check the date. Unfortunately, staring a high-fashion model in the face (and body) first thing in the AM would probably shoot our day to hell before it even got started. United Bamboo has managed to…

By: Lauren Panariello / October 9, 2009