In her new erotica collection Bending, author Greta Christina included a story called “The Unicorn And The Rainbow.” Although she wrote it “on a dare” after making a joke at a reading about how her stories are never “nice, gentle happy stories about unicorns fucking rainbows” and being challenged by audience members to do just… READ MORE »
Internet geeks have entertained themselves by planking, Tebowing, owling and Vadering, but a new meme is horning in on the action — literally.
It’s called “unicorning,” and it basically requires people to wear rubber unicorn masks in inappropriate settings, which is essentially everywhere.
The meme has been around since last Fall when its originator, Laura DeMerchant, a… READ MORE »
I think this headline in and of itself is enough to keep us all entertained for a while. But I’m sure the details of the incident won’t hurt. Porn star Andy San Dimas, who Deadspin reports is part of a “unicorn army,” attended the Pirates/ Mets game last weekend while in Pittsburgh for a stripping gig. READ MORE »
Yesterday, I introduced you to the art of prancercise, which creator Joanna Rohrback describes as “a springy, rhythmic way of moving forward, similar to a horse’s gait and ideally induced by elation.” Word of the fitness exercise and spiritual practice has been galloping around the interwebs, and predictably, people are trying it. Or I should… READ MORE »
Miley Cyrus is doing more than fine as evidenced by this video of her twerking it in a unicorn onezie. “It’s a onezie PARTY of one,” she tweeted. I strongly approve of this. BUT if you look closely at her paw, hoof, hand in the photo after the jump, you’ll notice that her engagement ring… READ MORE »
Breaking news in the world of mythical creatures. The Korean Central News Agency has reported that archaeologists in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea have confirmed the existence of the “lair of a unicorn” ridden by King Tongmyong. KCNA reports:
The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in… READ MORE »
A lot of people see things in their chicken nuggets. Like George Washington or Jesus. Even though those unique nuggets both auctioned off for thousands of dollars, this chicken specimen is far more magical.
“So I was eating my chicken strips when all of a sudden … you guessed it … unicorn,” said… READ MORE »
Yeah, we definitely need a Screwnicorn, the love child of a unicorn and corkscrew. This clever bottle opener combines our childhood love of unicorns with our adult love of wine. A magical, mystical drinking experience is guaranteed for all. Unfortunately, rainbows are not included. But you should have fun saying things like, “Please pass the… READ MORE »
I’ve got good news for the 8-year-old girl/gay boy inside of all of us. Your parents may have ruined Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and maybe even where babies come from, but they can’t take away the mythical, magical, magnificent Unicorn! It lives! Granted, in captivity, but a beautiful unicorn has been… READ MORE »