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Locals Raising Funds To Topple Monstrous Lucille Ball Statue

Residents of Celoron, New York, Lucille Ball’s hometown, are very unhappy with this horrifying statue that definitely does not look like the late comedienne. It looks like Paulie Walnuts from…

Katrin Higher | April 4, 2015 - 2:00 pm

How To Make Yourself Look Fabulously Ugly With Makeup Apps

Over the summer, I joined a group on Facebook for makeup tips, and one of the geniuses there alerted the group to the existence of makeup apps, specifically ModiFace and…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 14, 2014 - 1:30 pm

Do Not Want: For Shame Martin Margiela, For Shame!

You know all those times when you’re like, “Gee, I wish I had some pasty white people leg tights?” No? You don’t want those? Well, too bad, because Maison Martin…

Julie Gerstein | March 6, 2013 - 10:20 am

Oh God, The Horror: Uggs Has A Wedding Line Now

Look, as the wedding industrial complex has no doubt told us all since we were in the womb, weddings are lady people’s One Very Special Day. So by all means,…

Julie Gerstein | May 23, 2012 - 9:20 am

10 Pairs Of Really Ugly, Super Expensive Designer Pants

As wise poet and personal role model LuAnn deLesseps once crowed — actually she autotuned it — “money can’t buy you class.” Money also can’t buy you style, as evidenced…

Julie Gerstein | May 3, 2012 - 10:00 am

Do Not Want: The United States Of Sunglasses

You know, I want to see the 50 states, but I don’t need to see through them. These Jeremy Scott sunglasses don’t seem to differentiate between the two. [$208, Amazon] …

Julie Gerstein | April 12, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Do Not Want: The Scuba Romper

This “Structured Playsuit” is confusing for a number of reasons. It’s made out of neoprene fabric, which is what wet suits are made of, but the model is definitely wearing…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 5, 2012 - 9:00 am

Learning to Love Him More: Your Boyfriend’s Coyote Mountain Man Hat

When your boyfriend first brought home his Coyote Mountain Man Hat, you were mortified. He was, after all, wearing a full, skinned coyote on his head. It was…hideous. And yet,…

Julie Gerstein | November 17, 2011 - 4:20 pm

Tina Fey Sticks Up For Olivia Munn & Answers The Question, “Is Liz Lemon Ugly?”

GQ: Lady blogs like Jezebel exploded after the episode with the Liz-hires-a-feminist-comic thing. It sure seemed like you were commenting on the outrage when Olivia Munn — hot lady, not…

Jessica Wakeman | April 22, 2011 - 2:40 pm

Do Not Want: A City Situation

You know what I never, ever want on my vagina? A cityscape. Ditto, a plane on my boobs. [$375, Net-a-Porter] …

Julie Gerstein | March 12, 2011 - 7:00 pm

Ugly People Get Their Own Dating Site

Talk about a niche dating site. TheUglyBugBall.co.uk launched on Monday as the first online dating site only for ugly people in the U.K. It claims to “deal in reality,” is…

Jessica Wakeman | August 20, 2010 - 2:10 pm

Dear Advice Columnist: I’m Ugly

The Rumpus’ Dear Sugar advice column is a must-read this week: “Beauty and the Beast.” A man writes in to say he’s ugly, too ugly to ever find love.

Susannah Breslin | August 6, 2010 - 5:20 pm
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