Posts tagged "ugly shoes"

Kill It With Fire: Kate Bosworth’s Hideously Expensive Flatform Sandals

Not to mention every other high-fashion Teva (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA) being shoved down our throats this time of year.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 15, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Do Not Want: Hideous & Expensive Teva-Esque Sandals Are In For Spring

When I look out the window right now, I see snow blanketing New York City, further sign that Punxsutawney Phil wasn’t joking when he saw his shadow and predicted four more…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 3, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Oh, Come On: These Molaro Shoes Have Got To Be Kidding Me

Look at this model. It’s like she’s saying, “I’m a sad, sexy clown! I’m a pouty mime!” Plus, she’s got these stupid platform shoes-cum-skis on her feet. And yes, the…

Julie Gerstein | January 29, 2013 - 11:20 am

Do Not Want: These Celine Mink Heels Are Freaking Me Out!

These Celine mink heels are from the brand’s Spring/Summer 2013 collection — and they are giving me the major creeps. Designed, apparently, out of Muppets the designers trapped and killed,…

Julie Gerstein | January 15, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Do Not Want: Armed And Dangerous Hoof Shoes

I don’t know anything about the story behind these shoes, but I do know that this picture makes an extremely compelling argument for gun control and veganism.  [Cheezburger]…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 17, 2012 - 9:00 am

Shailene Woodley Wears Five-Toed Running Shoes To Golden Globes After Party

Shailene Woodley, one of my best dressed picks from last night’s Golden Globes. decided to dress down for the after parties. Well, she dressed down her feet anyway. Woodley —…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 16, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Do Not Want: Miista Mesh Toehold Boot

I’ve seen and worn some really ugly shoes in my lifetime, namely a pair of cheetah-print velour space boot-looking things. But I was 19 and am now blaming youth for…

Annika Harris | October 26, 2011 - 4:20 pm

Do Not Want: Converse Hightop Sandal

C’mon, Converse, you could not possibly be serious with this shoe. This sandal is a travesty. As an environmentalist, I am appalled. No one is going to buy this shoe…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 6, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Getting In Shape Is Not Worth Wearing New FitFlop Clogs

FitFlop, purveyors of unattractive but not terrifying “toning” flip-flops for those who want to look fit without actually working out, has unleashed a fresh hell on us all. And what…

Lily Q | June 11, 2010 - 3:40 pm

New Rhinestone and Leopard Rochas Mules Are Terrifying

There’s this thing about designer shoes that we really hate: People seem to think it’s OK for them to be arse ugly and write it off as avant-garde. Well, Rochas,…

Lily Q | June 4, 2010 - 1:40 pm

Joss Stone Should Stick To Singing

Joss Stone is good at a lot of things, like singing and getting tattoos. Wanna know what she’s not so good at? Designing shoes. As evidence to support this claim,…

Lily Q | June 3, 2010 - 5:50 pm

Pierced Nipple Wood Clogs Ickier Than Crocs

Clogs are sooooo big this season. Well, every single pair except these pierced nipple clogs. (Glimpse the uncensored version, after the jump!) They were designed by Kenneth Kirschner, a creative…

Simcha | June 3, 2010 - 12:20 pm

The Bear Claw Shoe…Why, Oh, Why?

I can’t, for the life of me, figure out why someone decided to design these shoes. From what I gather, they were created in Russia for the manliest of men.

Annika Harris | June 9, 2009 - 2:45 pm