Posts tagged "ucla"

Phew Diddy! P Diddy Will Not Face Assault Charges Over Kettlebell Incident

PHEW Diddy! Rapper Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs will not face assault charges after an incident last month that involved an altercation at a gym with a kettlebell weight and someone else (we don’t have too many details besides that…)

45-year-old Combs was arrested on June 22nd on suspicion of assault with a deadly…

By: Katrin Higher / July 5, 2015

College Basketball Player Fat-Shamed After Quitting Team

Today In Totally Awful News: Josh Smith, a junior on the UCLA basketball team, left the team in response to accusations that he simply wasn’t in good enough shape to play — and to a chorus of professional sports commentators and fans claiming he was “too fat.” “I have made the decision to leave the…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 29, 2012

We Don’t Want To Break Up, We’re Just Ovulating

A new study done at UCLA explored women’s changes in behavior toward their mates during ovulation. As you may guess, it was erratic, because lots of bizarre things happen to us when we’re ovulating. Like, we’re better at spotting snakes.

“A woman evaluates her relationship differently at different times in her cycle, and…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 29, 2012

Anti-Asian YouTube Princess Is Leaving UCLA Over Racist Rant

 

Earlier this week, a bitchtastic UCLA undergrad named Alexandra Wallace took to YouTube to complain about her Asian classmates. Because clearly the most sensitive time to do that is days after Japan has been destroyed by an earthquake and tsunami! But still, Alexandra griped about “hordes of Asians” UCLA lets in every…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 20, 2011

Bitchtastic UCLA Student Schools Asians On “American Library Manners”

This is a joke, right? A lovely UCLA student — identified by The Daily What as poli-sci undergrad Alexandra Wallace — took to the Intertubes to bitch about Asians. (You know, because they’re a monolithic group.) According to Alexandra, UCLA accepts “hordes of Asians” every year — which is fine — who don’t have…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 14, 2011

Microbicides: Condoms May Become A Thing Of The Past

While sticking a bunch of microbicides up your hoo-ha may seem like a bad idea, turns out it may save your vaj from the likes of HIV and other STD’s. Researchers are currently conducting clinical trials at UCLA’s AIDS Institute for microbicides, a shield you would schmear in your vajane. Nowadays, women must rely o…

By: Simcha / July 8, 2008

Finding Out True Love Is Blind

Love is one of those things that has a million different precious expressions about it: Absence make the heart grow fonder. All you need is love. When it comes to matters of the heart, it’s the heart that matters most. Love is a many splendored thing…. The list goes on and on. Despite…

By: Simcha / February 14, 2008