Posts tagged "tyra banks"

Liveblogging “America’s Next Top Model”

Y’all, my DVR messed up and I missed last week’s episode! What did I miss? Oh, nothing? Wait, did I miss makeovers? Please tell me I didn’t miss makeovers! Anyhow, check back to this post at 8pm EST, as I dissect Mr. Jay’s latest hideous ensemble, question Ms. Jay’s sanity, and praise the Goddess Of…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 18, 2009

Star Couplings: A Top Model Melee!

Dude, see what happens when Tyra Banks tells a bunch of short chicks that they could be “America’s Next Top Model?” [Just Jared]
Robert Pattinson was overheard complaining that he can’t get laid in New York City. See, this is what happens when I don’t go out. [DListed]
Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 16, 2009

America’s Next Top Model: The Goddess Of Fierce Returns!

Hooray! America’s Next Top Model is BACK and more ridiculous than ever. The best part of each season’s first episode is finding out what theme TyTy and the Jays have decided on for that cycle. Last season, the theme was so ridiculous (um, sending the models into this weird chamber, in some sort…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 5, 2009

Style Buzz: “Top Model” Returns Tonight!

Tyra Banks is making a “comeback” of sorts: “America’s Next Top Model,” cycle 12, is back on the air tonight. I wonder what over-the-top schtick Ty-Ty will go for this year? [The CW]
He’s not MY choice for sexiest royal, but whatever…”Esquire” voted Prince Charles, second in line to England’s throne, as one of their…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 4, 2009

The Difference Between A Ladies Man And A Womanizer

The topic on the “Tyra Show” the other day was womanizers. I expected all the male guests to be overly-primped, self-absorbed playas. I was actually surprised by one guest, Ahmed, who described himself as ladies man rather than a womanizer. I started thinking about the real difference between womanizers and ladies men and realized what…

By: Annika Harris / January 15, 2009

Tyra Forces Her Neck On Robert Pattinson

I know there is a bit of a Robert Pattinson backlash occurring right now, which I don’t necessarily mind, as it leaves less competition for when I attempt to score him for three out of the five types on my rebound list. I still might have to fight off Tyra Banks though, by…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 1, 2008

Tyra Banks’ Wedding Gift For Beyonce

Today on “The Tyra Show”, Ty-Ty had on Beyonce/Sasha Fierce and conducted one of the most annoying interviews of all time, filled with puns and inane questions. But Beyonce did perform both “If I Were A Boy” and “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” — which Tyra tried to ruin by dancing…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 26, 2008

The Not-So-Secret ‘Stache

Women in the Western World have waged war against face fuzz because, let’s face it, facial hair on women is not sexy nor flattering, unless it’s a well-groomed brow. That’s why the best job the Bearded Lady could get was at a carnival. But there are some women (and men) who have embraced the female…

By: Annika Harris / November 25, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Psychics, “Twilight,” And Nude Cell Phone Pics

In these unpredictable times, psychics and astrologers say business is going well for them. And speaking of astrologers, read what our Kiki T thinks Barack Obama’s sex life is like. [NY Times]
Britney Spears is playing a not-so-secret-anymore show in London this weekend. We are soooooo jealous of all you British ladies. [Marie Claire, U.K.]…

By: Catherine Strawn / November 24, 2008

Tyra Surprises Isis With Sex Reassignment Surgery

We’ll be the first to admit that we’re not big fans of Tyra Banks. We watch “America’s Next Top Model” like any other fashion, reality TV-loving girl, but most of the time we’re really annoyed by Tyra’s crazy antics. Today, however, we’re putting a shiny gold star next to Tyra’s name because she arranged for…

By: Annika Harris / November 17, 2008

“The Tyra Show” Investigates Vampires

Late last night, while I was up watching TV and craving macaroni and cheese, I caught the world’s most awesome episode of “The Tyra Show” that aired originally on Halloween. Crazy ass Ty-Ty interviewed a ton of “real life vampires” about their blood drinking lifestyle. Most of the guests were your garden variety…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 8, 2008

America’s Next Top Model: Naked Lesbian Bubble Bath Time!

Oh, last night’s episode of “America’s Next Top Model” was just so edgy and fierce! The latest “fashion capital of the world” that Tyra has shipped the remaining models off to? Amsterdam! Their first photo shoot? Posing in the windows of sex shops in the famous Red Light District. Oooh, Ty-Ty you are…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 30, 2008

Tyra’s Looking For More To Stuff Back In The Closet

Tyra is a diva who likes to pull stunts like a bra burning. But nothing is as inflammatory as sexuality. So, now the talk show host is demanding some guests who want to stop being gay. Say what?! Maybe she’s planning on showing a leopard can’t change it spots by ruining an exotic fur couture…

By: Simcha / October 18, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Paris Hilton’s Still Running For President And Tyra’s Making Over Real People

Paris Hilton is getting advice from Martin Sheen about being president. [Funny or Die]
A virgin in London celebrated her 105th birthday this week. “People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no,” said Clara Meadmore. “I have just never been interested in sex. [AFP]…

By: Catherine Strawn / October 10, 2008

Boo Tyra And America’s Next Top Model

To say that I’m displeased with Tyra and the other “America’s Next Top Model” judges for eliminating Isis would be an understatement. I’m actually pissed!

By: Annika Harris / September 25, 2008

Celebrities’ Unshaven Armpit Hair Over The Years

Armpit hair is a part of all of our lives, however annoying it may be. Most of us choose to get rid of it by regularly shaving our underarms, but, you know, sometimes we forget. Luckily, shaving only slips our mind in the winter when we’re wearing long sleeves and it doesn’t matter as much.

By: Catherine Strawn / September 5, 2008

America’s Next Top Model Rocked!

The 11th “cycle” of America’s Next Top Model premiered last night and it was really worth the two hours The CW allotted for it. This season promises to be the most daring ever because Isis is the first transgender contestant. Amelia and I couldn’t wait to start IMing about the new contestants and,…

By: Annika Harris / September 4, 2008

Soap Stars Recreate Iconic Presidential Photos

A few soap stars invaded the nation’s capital over the weekend for a CBS Watch! magazine photo shoot. They were dressed as presidential couples, but added their signature soap sexiness and romance — Jackie Kennedy with a heaving bosom, Bill Clinton actually embracing Hillary, and George and Martha in an erotic fantasy. Terri Colombino, who…

By: Annika Harris / August 18, 2008

America’s Next Top Model: Hot Tranny Success?

Each season of America’s Next Top Model has a sob story or a gimmick, a model that is just so different from the competition, that host Tyra Banks has decided to take under her wing and mold into the perfect supermodel. Usually this gives Tyra a platform to “save” someone and then applaud herself for…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 13, 2008

This Week On The Frisky: Polyamory, Kinky Fox News, Tyra Banks, & The Mile High Club

We debated whether the recession was killing our mojo.
We learned all about polyamory from writer Anya James.
Wendy Atterberry declared her love for Swingtown and Catherine hearted Quiksilver’s fall collection.

By: The Frisky / August 8, 2008
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