We think it goes without saying that the red carpet was a hot tranny mess. Seriously. Like, trannies couldn’t have been trannier. Also, why is “fierce” spelled with two e’s? That’s not a typo. [DListed] Keep reading »
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America’s Next Top Model Gets Serious
America’s Next Top Model is kind of a reason for living. Which may explain why so many of the contestants have insane sob stories to tell during the audition process. Each year it seems like there’s always one girl who’s been through a really hard time — Tiffany grew up in the ‘hood; Amanda, the fair beauty who’s going blind; Brittany, who got into a car accident and suffered brain damage that affects her short term memory; the list goes on and on. But this year, for Cycle 10, Tyra and Company found some girls from the school of hard knocks that made our jaws drop. Dominique was in an abusive relationship; Marvita was raped; and Fatima, who was born in Somalia, was circumsized as a child. Umm, isn’t this supposed to be a light-hearted show about modeling and drag queens and being fierce? Tyra just loves to exploit the sad back stories of her contestants for ratings and very rarely does one of these women actually win. That said, we have a feeling gorgeous Fatima is going to go far and if her story, featured on a craptastic reality TV show, gets the issue of genital mutilation more attention, than so be it. [CW: America's Next Top Model] Keep reading »
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Tyra Thinks Bisexuality Is A Trend That Everyone, Us Is Doing
On Monday’s episode of our favorite daytime talk show ever, The Tyra Show, the supermodel discussed the “trend” of bisexuality. Tyra mainly discussed bisexuality as a trend amongst women — let’s face it, two chicks doing it is a fantasy for most men, while two dudes doing it is considered “gay” and “gross” (unless you’re our friend Lindsay, who loves herself some gay male porn!). We don’t really think that bisexuality is much of trend, so much as a sign that people are more open-minded sexually in general — but we were super psyched to take Tyra’s on-hand shrink’s “bisexuality test.” Surprise, surprise! We’re totally bi — mainly because we think Tila Tequila (who was a guest on the episode) is hot, have kissed a girl, and enjoy the occasional girl-on-girl porn. So how do you rate? Take Tyra’s Bi-Sexuality Quiz and share your results, if you want, in the comments. {The Tyra Show] Keep reading »
The Tyra Banks Vagina Spectacular!
Tyra Banks dedicated an entire hour of her talk show yesterday to one of our favorite subjects — the vagina. However, we were stunned to discover that the audience was filled with women who were scarily uneducated about their own bodies — and that this was somehow supposedly a reflection of society as a whole. Can only 11 percent of women identify all of the parts of their reproductive system? Do many women think you pee and give birth out of the same hole? This is what happens when sex education isn’t readily available — women think they can lose tampons in the cavernous empty space between their legs. [The Tyra Show] Keep reading »
