To explain to an audience who knows nothing about me: I have dated horrible people. Horrible, just awful. I’ve been cheated on more times than I can count, gotten yelled at once for being sick, and have thrown away more money than I wish to admit trying to repair each and every one of these doomed relationships.
If we’re going to get technical about it, then yes, I can say I have a type that I’m attracted to. Because I’m kind of a loser, I’ve made a list of every girl I’ve kissed, slept with, dated, and loved. There are roughly 15. Hooray for me, right? Out of these 15, ten have been brunettes. Typically under 5’6’’, usually with bangs, always the type of person who would be considered “cute.” Out of those 10, I’ve been in love with seven. Of those seven, four have come from broken homes, enjoyed punk rock, and lost their shit at the drop of a pin. Out of those four, three of them had the middle name Jean. That’s the weirdest part to me, albeit a coincidence, but weird nonetheless. Also of interest to me are the wildcards who don’t quite fit into, um, any categories at all. Out of those wildcards, there were four outliers who made quite an impression on me. They were as follows… Keep reading »
Most of us have a physical type that we tend to be attracted to, but after you’ve dated a slew of tall, tattooed men with nice smiles, you’re ready to give the short, stocky bald dude who makes you laugh a shot. Well, that’s the case for most of us. These celebs seem to be stuck in a holding pattern when it comes to picking their romantic partners. If you put their exes in a lineup, you’d barely be able to tell them apart. Click on through to see some celebs whose types are so predictable it hurts.
[Reese Witherspoon, her ex Ryan Phillippe, and Ryan's girlfriend Abbie Cornish]
Thinking about Friday’s slideshow of celebrities and their “types”, I got to thinking about the guys on my IM and whether they stuck with the same type of gal, either in relationships or casual hookups. Previous to the man-friend, I sort of went for emotional musician/writer types — and still occasionally get a little fire in my belly for guys like them (sorry honey!) — but discovered that true love comes when you open your mind to someone outside your usual desires (and other such Hallmark sentiments). Additionally, I was curious what types of women the average guy would cheat with — someone similar to his girlfriend, or her complete opposite in personality and looks? Their responses, after the jump… Keep reading »
With rumors swirling that Matthew Broderick is cheating on wife Sarah Jessica Parker, and who knows what is going on between Alex Rodriguez and Madonna, it got us to thinking about celebs, who they date, and who they cheat with. Like Matthew’s supposed lover, reportedly, she is young with red hair — nothing like SJP or the women he was with before her. Here are some celebs who always seem to date very similar people, and our suggestions for who they should date next. Keep reading »
According to Dr. Sue Johnson (not to be confused with the old Sex Talk’s silver fox, Sue Johanson), there are three types of sex. Short and sweet, long and aerobic, drunken and sloppy? Well, that’s what we thought! But the doc breaks it down a little more scientifically. Sue says emotional presence is the biggest aphrodisiac and it defines the degrees of intercourse. The freedom of speech you can achieve with a partner actually informs your Big O. With that in mind, here are the sexy levels of sex — whether you’re in a relationship or not — as Doc Johnson sees it, after the jump… Keep reading »