Posts tagged "twitter"

Mariah Carey Celebrates Nick Cannon’s Birthday By Tweeting Picture Of Her Boobs

Birthdays in the Carey-Cannon house sure are a lot of fun. There’s cake, party hats, and sharing  your breasts with all of Twitter! In celebration of Nick Cannon’s 33rd birthday today, wifey Mariah tweeted a picture of her black bra-clad breasts underneath an unbuttoned shirt, her face seductively turned off to one side. Sure beat…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 8, 2013

Renowned Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson Trolls The Movie “Gravity” On Twitter

I haven’t seen “Gravity” yet, but I’m eager to, as I love movies about space and the reviews have, for the most part, been really, really good. But one person wasn’t necessarily so impressed with the accuracy of Alfonso Cuaron’s cinematic vision — renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson. Tyson tweeted up a storm after seeing the film last…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 7, 2013

Jack Osbourne Dresses Daughter Pearl Up Just Like Grandpa

“The Osbournes” pioneered the family-centric reality TV format, and I personally believe that the entire genre should have just quit while it was ahead. The Kardashians are good for whatever it is that they’re good for, but nothing will ever compare to Ozzy’s aimless bumbling, Sharon’s loving shrillness, Kelly and Jack, teenage Jack’s oft-berated Australia…

By: Rachel Krause / October 5, 2013

Emmy Rossum Doesn’t Know Who’s Been Inside Her Vagina

This week Emmy Rossum tweeted about a really AWKWARD run-in with her gynecologist. The uncomfie part, in my opinion, was not running into the person who has an intimate relationship with her cervix, but not recognizing him. This begs the question: what was she doing last time she got a pap smear that she didn’t…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 3, 2013

The “Sex And The City” 3-Quel Twitter Is The Best Twitter

“Sex and the City” is one of the many shows I have a love-hate relationship with. In the beginning it was a groundbreaking show for portraying women in their thirties as single (without judging them to be spinsters), being frank about the fact that women enjoyed sex and for showing each to be independent and successful. The…

By: College Candy / October 1, 2013

Martha Stewart Is Still Waiting For Apple To Come Pick Up Her Broken iPad

What a normal person drops their iPad and the screen shatters, they yell curse words and haul their ass to a Genius Bar to beg for help. When Martha Stewart drops her iPad and the screen shatters, she Tweets about it and waits for Apple to come to her house to pick it up. And…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 26, 2013

Win This! “New Girl” Seasons 1 & 2 On DVD

Heyyyy Girl, whatcha doin? Oh … winning “New Girl” Seasons 1 & 2 on DVD? That’s what I thought.

To honor the quirky, Nick-lovin’ school teacher we all know as Jess Day (aka Zooey Deschanel), we’re tipping our hats to her brief period of unemployment in between teaching gigs AND giving you a…

By: Katie Oldenburg / September 25, 2013

Bills Clinton And Gates, Hangin’ Out, Takin’ Selfies

Man, do I love a good Bill. Murray, Cosby, Clinton, Nye, Gates… I’ll take ‘em all. Bills are just the best! Here are two of them (Clinton and Gates, to be specific) captured in the form of a genuine @billclinton selfie. This looks just like a selfie my dad would take. Read: very blurry. Dads!

By: Rachel Krause / September 24, 2013

How To Unfriend Someone On Facebook With Minimal Drama

This weekend, I got dumped. Facebook friend dumped, that is. And I would not have even noticed that I was short one FB friend had the person not emailed me to explain why he was unfriending me.

Justin, as I’ll call him, is an old friend. There wasn’t any ill will between u…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 19, 2013

Would The Strange Genius Behind Burlington Coat Factory’s Fake Twitter Feed Please Step Forward

You’ll love it at The Factory. Burlington Coat Factory’s Twitter feed, that is. It’ has more than great coats; it has wacky one-liners (“The cat said stop in today and purrrrrchase a #coat), odd turns of phrase, (“Yes it is halfway to the week but since when.”) and tweets that seem to purposefully be missing…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 18, 2013

Jaden Smith Needs To Hop Off Amanda Bynes’s Twitter Game

Jaden Smith is little more than a super-rich child actor with a famous family who has enough money and foolhardiness to encourage others to drop out of school once and for all so they can be just like him (i.e. all but incapable of differentiating “there” and “they’re”). But is he also Amanda Bynes? Not for…

By: Rachel Krause / September 17, 2013

The 8 Most Inappropriately Sexual Responses Aaron Paul Gets On Twitter

First of all, if you don’t follow Aaron Paul on Twitter, you must. He’s lovely and he always live tweets new “Breaking Bad” episodes with the rest of us normals (sigh, only two left). His regular use of the social networking platform has earned him a respectable million plus followers who hang on his every word.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 16, 2013

Jaden Smith Encourages You And Yours To Drop Out Of School

“School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth,” claimed Jaden Smith, 15-year-old child actor and Scientolo-spawn, during an unsubstantiated Twitter semi-tirade over the weekend. The irony! Unfortunately, Jaden failed to clarify whether or not the late New Village Leadership Academy, founded by Will and Jada Pinkett Smith on the basis of a curriculum developed by…

By: Rachel Krause / September 16, 2013

8 OMG Discoveries I’ve Made Thanks To Social Media

Have you ever signed onto Facebook and scrolled through your newsfeed expecting mundane day-after-day status updates when BAM! You find out your co-worker who was formerly a he is now a she? Or you see an Instagram photo of your former arch-nemesis sorority sister who is pregnant by her best friend’s boyfriend. Mhmm.

By: Katie Oldenburg / August 28, 2013

13 Of Our Favorite #NSAPickupLines

Leave it to the American public to turn invasion of privacy into satire. Since The Wall Street Journal  ran a story last week about how the NSA occasionally uses its eavesdropping power to spy on love interests (spycraft label: LOVEINT), #NSAPickupLines have been sweeping Twitter. Obviously, we had to roundup some of the best ones after the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 27, 2013

Oh Man, Celine Dion Is Now On Twitter

Get out your best power notes and pour yourself a fresh cup of Tim Hortons, because Grammy-winning singer Celine Dion is finally, officially on Twitter.

The 44-year-old singer tweeted her first message only a handful of hours to go, which already reads like she has a better grasp on the social media platform…

By: Celebuzz / August 22, 2013

The Ex-Files: Relationship Therapy In Simple Twitter Tasks!

Let’s face it: no matter how badly we want to forget our exes, they occasionally come back to haunt us.

Whether you’re happily moved on after an amicable split or still mad at the jackass who cheated on you years ago, all it takes is one thing to trigger your “ex” memory —…

By: Katie Oldenburg / August 15, 2013

The Soapbox: On #SolidarityIsForWhiteWomen; Feminism Is Not Black And White

The Internet exploded in feminist calamity yesterday over the racist, sexist, patriarchal, abuse-laden behavior of Hugo Schwyzer, an allegedly a self-described* mentally ill (former) professor of women’s studies at Pasadena City College. Schwyzer divulged information that is classically tucked away behind the buttressed walls of systemic white privilege. Anecdotally, it’s akin to the ENRON scandal, the…

By: Shanelle Matthews / August 13, 2013

Miley Cyrus Knows What Color Her Skin Is

The Miley Cyrus National Nightmare of convincing us she’s really hip hop and not the Disney daughter of the “Achy Breaky Heart” guy continues unabated. Between all the twerkin’ videos, bragging about how she gets stoned with Snoop Dogg, and announcing “I’m not a ratchet white girl,” it’s been a busy summer for Hannah Montana. But…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 13, 2013

Hugo Schwyzer Has What Appears To Be Major Manic Episode On Twitter

For the last few weeks, the notoriously controversial male feminist Hugo Schwyzer has been off Twitter and Facebook, an absence that was noticed by some, at first, and then everyone who pays attention to these sorts of things when the reasons for his social media disappearance became common knowledge. Schwyzer, who’s made a career denouncing “the myth…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 9, 2013
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