Man, do I love a good Bill. Murray, Cosby, Clinton, Nye, Gates… I’ll take ‘em all. Bills are just the best! Here are two of them (Clinton and Gates, to be specific) captured in the form of a genuine @billclinton selfie. This looks just like a selfie my dad would take. Read: very blurry. Dads! They have a real hard time with phone cameras. Right, Chelsea? [Twitter]
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You’ll love it at The Factory. Burlington Coat Factory’s Twitter feed, that is. It’ has more than great coats; it has wacky one-liners (“The cat said stop in today and purrrrrchase a #coat), odd turns of phrase, (“Yes it is halfway to the week but since when.”) and tweets that seem to purposefully be missing words or employing incorrect punctuation (“Can you believe fall fashion is! “). Either it’s an understated Twitter parody or the retailer hired one special rainbow to mange their social media presence. OK, it’s fake. But I don’t really care. I am now following @BurlCoatFactory simply because I would like to be friends with the unicorn who belongs to this beautiful mind. Please identify yourself…whoever you are. [Jezebel]
Jaden Smith is little more than a super-rich child actor with a famous family who has enough money and foolhardiness to encourage others to drop out of school once and for all so they can be just like him (i.e. all but incapable of differentiating “there” and “they’re”). But is he also Amanda Bynes? Not for anything — Amanda has been diagnosed mentally ill, which is clearly no laughing matter — but Jaden has been seriously biting Amanda’s Twitter flair while she’s in treatment. Same enthusiasm, same spotty frequency, same self-possession, same syntax, same loose grasp on the English language, same weird sense of ubiquity … it’s uncanny. Contrast and compare, and I’ll let you draw your own natural conclusion: Keep reading »
First of all, if you don’t follow Aaron Paul on Twitter, you must. He’s lovely and he always live tweets new “Breaking Bad” episodes with the rest of us normals (sigh, only two left). His regular use of the social networking platform has earned him a respectable million plus followers who hang on his every word. One of my favorite things to do is to look at his Twitter responses and find the one person who always – ALWAYS — has something inappropriately sexual and random to say. Click on for some of my favorites.
“School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth,” claimed Jaden Smith, 15-year-old child actor and Scientolo-spawn, during an unsubstantiated Twitter semi-tirade over the weekend. The irony! Unfortunately, Jaden failed to clarify whether or not the late New Village Leadership Academy, founded by Will and Jada Pinkett Smith on the basis of a curriculum developed by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, fell under this umbrella of baseless general opinion. The school shuttered earlier this year, reportedly due to fallout once parents discovered that they were paying $23,000 a year for their spoiled Hollywood kids to be, well, brainwashed. Perhaps Leah Remini could clear this one up for us? A more comprehensive take on Jaden’s wi$dom… Keep reading »
Get out your best power notes and pour yourself a fresh cup of Tim Hortons, because Grammy-winning singer Celine Dion is finally, officially on Twitter.
The 44-year-old singer tweeted her first message only a handful of hours to go, which already reads like she has a better grasp on the social media platform than Cher — but probably not as well as, say, Rob Delaney. Read more at Celebuzz…
Let’s face it: no matter how badly we want to forget our exes, they occasionally come back to haunt us.
Whether you’re happily moved on after an amicable split or still mad at the jackass who cheated on you years ago, all it takes is one thing to trigger your “ex” memory — one song, one place, one TV show or, in my case, one particular type of military uniform. Keep reading »