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Salman Rushdie Tweets A Limerick For Kim Kardashian

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Pulitzer Prize winning novelist Salman Rushdie took a break from Tweeting about smart stuff (like which Phillip Roth novel is best … I vote for American Pastoral!) to weigh in on Kim Kardashian’s divorce in limerick form:

“The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian / her kris kried, not fair! why kan’t I keep my share? / But kardashian fell klean outa fashion.”

So this is what it looks like when highbrow and lowbrow make a Twitter baby. Absolutely delightful! I feel like Kim should consider hiring him as her publicist. He could write limericks instead of press releases.

Which (Short) Celeb Is Sitting On The Toilet?

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Eh, I won’t build the suspense for too long. The answer is … Jessica Simpson! The maybe-probably-totally-pregnant star tweeted this photo of herself sitting on the can at Bergdorf Goodman. I have many questions. Where are her shoes? (No judgement — I go barefoot in our bathroom at work and I’m not joking.) If you’re 5’3 (as she is) do your feet really dangle off the ground that much? (“Short girl problems,” she wrote alongside the photo.) And who took this pic anyway? Her fiance? Her dad? Eww. Whatever. [Buzzfeed]

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“Recently I tweeted, ‘I can’t read another article about how great it is to see the Harry Potter kids growing up.’ And everyone was like, ‘Why all the hate? Emma Watson’s a thousand times prettier than you!’ Sometimes people tweet at you and it’s, like, ‘You just wanted to tell me I was ugly. You’ve been waiting with that insult in your heart to tell me.’ … I’m 32, so someone saying I’m not pretty does not have as big an effect on me as it would if they were saying I’m not funny or not smart. I would be really upset about that. But the pretty thing doesn’t bother me that much. Yeah, when we’re on the show, I want to look skinny, have perfect makeup, get my Spanx on, get a good angle, and get good lighting. But it wouldn’t super offend me if Joan Rivers doesn’t think I look hot on the red carpet.”

Mindy Kaling from “The Office” on getting called ugly by randoms over Twitter. What a healthy attitude to have. Love her! [BUST Magazine] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Ashton & Demi Unfollow Each Other On Twitter

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  • Perhaps scandalously, Ashton Kutcher (@aplusk) and Demi Moore (@mrskutcher) are no longer following each other on Twitter. OMG WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! [The Superficial]
  • Ryan Gosling ringtones: the only way The Gos is ever getting in my pants. [Jezebel]
  • The Rep. Anthony Weiner sexting scandal is getting its own gay porn parody. It’s about time! What took them so long? [Queerty]
  • Apparently America isn’t ready for a female-led pro-sex movie like “What’s Your Number?” Speak for yourself, fool! I’ve already bought tickets to see it this weekend. [Crushable] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Loves Her Boobies

  • After weeks of bizarre rumors swirling that Jessica Simpson would get a breast reduction before her wedding, she finally took to Twitter to school the fools. “Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction,” Simpson tweeted. “Not to worry … I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!” Come now, did anyone serious think she’d get rid of those boobs? [Celebuzz]
  • Swoon: Idris Elba, one of the most attractive men on the planet, is the new face of SmartWater. [Essence]
  • Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas are back in contact and possibly rekindling an old flame. Well, at least he would be an age-appropriate romance for her. [US Weekly]
  • Check out all these U.S. Open hotties — yum! [Tres Sugar]

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